Twisted, Messed Up, And Insane Anime Fic
DISCLAIMER: Don't take my characters or I'll kill you!
WARNING: This fic has some bad stuff in it...
NOTE: Do drugs!!!
NOTE2: E-mail me at
hostiledude666@hotmail.com
TWISTED, MESSED UP, AND INSANE ANIME FIC- chapter three
[Tifa and Aeris are about to start fighting when Vegeta warps in and knocks both their asses out cold. Then he starts to rape the naked Tifa.]
Frog: Was such violence necessary? You should show courtesy to women...
Vegeta: [fondling Tifa's breasts] Can't hear you, green guy!
Piccolo: [somersaulting around] Are you talking to me?
Frog: I'm not leaving until I get the masamune...
Sephiroth: [falling from the sky] Here's your masamune!
[Sephiroth stabs frog with the masamune, killing him. Then he walks over to Aeris' limp form and cleaves her in half.]
Goku: Hey, what are you doing?!
[Suddenly the man-eating sock flies out of a shadowy alley and chomps down on Goku, swallowing the Saiyajin in one bite.]
Jim: That's it!
Link: Time to prepare for battle!
[Link initiates a battle with the sock by himself.]
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[FFVII Battle Screen appears.]
Link- 1320/1320 HP -- 80/80 MP
[Link slashes sock (902)]
Link: How do you like that?
[Sock whips Link viciously (5409)]
[Link faints.]
[Battle Screen Fades Away.]
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Vegeta: [stops sucking on Tifa's pussy] You wimp! You lost!!!
[The sock eats Link in the same manner that it did Goku.]
Jim: I told you guys it was a sock! [holding up his magazine]
Barret: Shut up about da' fucking magazine, foo'!
[The sock laughs evilly and flies back into the shadowy alley from whence it came.]
Pikachu: Pika?
Tenchi: What? Not Pokemon!!! I challenge the writer of this fic to a duel for this dishonor!!!
[Hostiledude appears in a cloud of smoke.]
Hostiledude: So be it...
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[FFVII Battle Screen appears]
Tenchi- 5400/5400 HP -- 256/256 MP
Aeka- 4500/4500 HP -- 580/580 MP
[Tenchi tries to slash Hostiledude but misses (0)]
[Aeka summons Azaka and Komidakae to zap Hostiledude (+5000)]
Hostiledude: Fools! You thought you could defeat the author!
[Hostiledude strikes Aeka (9999x50)]
[Aeka has fainted.]
Tenchi: That's it! No more Mister Nice Guy!
[Tenchi Casts 'Juraiian Power' on Hostiledude (14)]
Hostiledude: That was the true power of Juraii? Though I find it quite impressive that you could even touch me, I believe that this duel is over.
Tenchi: I'm sorry, Ryoko.
[Hostiledude PURGEs Tenchi (eradication)]
[Battle Screen Fades Away]
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DISCLAIMER: Don't take my characters or I'll kill you!
WARNING: This fic has some bad stuff in it...
NOTE: Do drugs!!!
NOTE2: E-mail me at
hostiledude666@hotmail.com
TWISTED, MESSED UP, AND INSANE ANIME FIC- chapter three
[Tifa and Aeris are about to start fighting when Vegeta warps in and knocks both their asses out cold. Then he starts to rape the naked Tifa.]
Frog: Was such violence necessary? You should show courtesy to women...
Vegeta: [fondling Tifa's breasts] Can't hear you, green guy!
Piccolo: [somersaulting around] Are you talking to me?
Frog: I'm not leaving until I get the masamune...
Sephiroth: [falling from the sky] Here's your masamune!
[Sephiroth stabs frog with the masamune, killing him. Then he walks over to Aeris' limp form and cleaves her in half.]
Goku: Hey, what are you doing?!
[Suddenly the man-eating sock flies out of a shadowy alley and chomps down on Goku, swallowing the Saiyajin in one bite.]
Jim: That's it!
Link: Time to prepare for battle!
[Link initiates a battle with the sock by himself.]
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[FFVII Battle Screen appears.]
Link- 1320/1320 HP -- 80/80 MP
[Link slashes sock (902)]
Link: How do you like that?
[Sock whips Link viciously (5409)]
[Link faints.]
[Battle Screen Fades Away.]
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Vegeta: [stops sucking on Tifa's pussy] You wimp! You lost!!!
[The sock eats Link in the same manner that it did Goku.]
Jim: I told you guys it was a sock! [holding up his magazine]
Barret: Shut up about da' fucking magazine, foo'!
[The sock laughs evilly and flies back into the shadowy alley from whence it came.]
Pikachu: Pika?
Tenchi: What? Not Pokemon!!! I challenge the writer of this fic to a duel for this dishonor!!!
[Hostiledude appears in a cloud of smoke.]
Hostiledude: So be it...
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[FFVII Battle Screen appears]
Tenchi- 5400/5400 HP -- 256/256 MP
Aeka- 4500/4500 HP -- 580/580 MP
[Tenchi tries to slash Hostiledude but misses (0)]
[Aeka summons Azaka and Komidakae to zap Hostiledude (+5000)]
Hostiledude: Fools! You thought you could defeat the author!
[Hostiledude strikes Aeka (9999x50)]
[Aeka has fainted.]
Tenchi: That's it! No more Mister Nice Guy!
[Tenchi Casts 'Juraiian Power' on Hostiledude (14)]
Hostiledude: That was the true power of Juraii? Though I find it quite impressive that you could even touch me, I believe that this duel is over.
Tenchi: I'm sorry, Ryoko.
[Hostiledude PURGEs Tenchi (eradication)]
[Battle Screen Fades Away]
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