Twisted, Messed Up, And Insane Anime Fic

DISCLAIMER: Don't take my characters or I'll kill you!
WARNING: This fic has some bad stuff in it...
NOTE: Do drugs!!!
NOTE2: E-mail me at
hostiledude666@hotmail.com


TWISTED, MESSED UP, AND INSANE ANIME FIC- chapter three

[Tifa and Aeris are about to start fighting when Vegeta warps in and knocks both their asses out cold. Then he starts to rape the naked Tifa.]

Frog: Was such violence necessary? You should show courtesy to women...

Vegeta: [fondling Tifa's breasts] Can't hear you, green guy!

Piccolo: [somersaulting around] Are you talking to me?

Frog: I'm not leaving until I get the masamune...

Sephiroth: [falling from the sky] Here's your masamune!

[Sephiroth stabs frog with the masamune, killing him. Then he walks over to Aeris' limp form and cleaves her in half.]

Goku: Hey, what are you doing?!

[Suddenly the man-eating sock flies out of a shadowy alley and chomps down on Goku, swallowing the Saiyajin in one bite.]

Jim: That's it!

Link: Time to prepare for battle!

[Link initiates a battle with the sock by himself.]

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[FFVII Battle Screen appears.]

Link- 1320/1320 HP -- 80/80 MP

[Link slashes sock (902)]

Link: How do you like that?

[Sock whips Link viciously (5409)]

[Link faints.]

[Battle Screen Fades Away.]

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Vegeta: [stops sucking on Tifa's pussy] You wimp! You lost!!!

[The sock eats Link in the same manner that it did Goku.]

Jim: I told you guys it was a sock! [holding up his magazine]

Barret: Shut up about da' fucking magazine, foo'!

[The sock laughs evilly and flies back into the shadowy alley from whence it came.]

Pikachu: Pika?

Tenchi: What? Not Pokemon!!! I challenge the writer of this fic to a duel for this dishonor!!!

[Hostiledude appears in a cloud of smoke.]

Hostiledude: So be it...

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[FFVII Battle Screen appears]

Tenchi- 5400/5400 HP -- 256/256 MP
Aeka- 4500/4500 HP -- 580/580 MP

[Tenchi tries to slash Hostiledude but misses (0)]

[Aeka summons Azaka and Komidakae to zap Hostiledude (+5000)]

Hostiledude: Fools! You thought you could defeat the author!

[Hostiledude strikes Aeka (9999x50)]

[Aeka has fainted.]

Tenchi: That's it! No more Mister Nice Guy!

[Tenchi Casts 'Juraiian Power' on Hostiledude (14)]

Hostiledude: That was the true power of Juraii? Though I find it quite impressive that you could even touch me, I believe that this duel is over.

Tenchi: I'm sorry, Ryoko.

[Hostiledude PURGEs Tenchi (eradication)]

[Battle Screen Fades Away]

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