Twisted, Messed Up, And Insane Anime Fic

DISCLAIMER: What's mine is mine...
WARNING: This fic contains some fucked up stuff...
NOTE: Never pet a flaming dog...
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TWISTED, MESSED UP, AND INSANE ANIME FIC- chapter four

Vegeta: Why don't you just kill the sock? [eats a banana]

[Hostiledude disappears in a cloud of smoke.]

Piccolo: [somersaulting around] Why did you just eat a banana?

Vegeta: [starts screaming like a chimp and eats another banana]

Heero Yuy: He's turning into a monkey! Run!

[Everyone takes off in different directions for no apparent reason. But somehow they all end up in the same place.]

Sephiroth: What the hell?! We all took off in different directions and ended up in the same place!

Jim: Not quite. I don't see Piccolo here.

[Suddenly Piccolo comes somersaulting in.]

Piccolo: Help! The sock is coming after me!

[Instead of the sock, Vegeta comes running in like a monkey.]

[Annoyed, Sephiroth slays him.]

Wiggum: Was that murder that I just saw?

[Sephiroth hands Wiggum a box of doughnuts.]

Sephiroth: Keep your mouth shut about it, eh?

Kiyone: Stop right there in the name of the galaxy police!

[Everyone sighs.]

Gene: Well, it would have helpful if you got here before the sock started killing people!

Mihoshi: Oh my God! A man-eating sock?!

Kiyone: [sweat drop] Mihoshi, there's no such thing as a...

[The sock flies in and smacks Kiyone, sending her into the nearest wall.]

[Vincent climbs out of a coffin that was in the street for some reason.]

Vincent: Would you guys shut up? You're loud enough to wake the dead!

[The sock charges toward Vincent but is knocked out of the way by two figures in Saiyajin armor.]

Radditz: We heard that the two Saiyajins were killed.

Nappa: So we figured that you could use some replacements.

Sephiroth: Don't we already have enough weaklings here?

Nappa: No. That's why we went to the trouble of bringing the Ginyu Force!

Gene: Damnit! Now this is just getting annoying!

Ginyu: Finally I have my body back, thanks to Hostiledude!

Sock: Have you forgotten about me?

Guldo: That thing can talk?!

Sock: I wouldn't be talking, three eyes!

Jeice: Ha! He called you three eyes, mate!

Everyone: [laughs] Three eyes!!!

Sock: Prepare for the final battle!!!