Twisted, Messed Up, And Insane Anime Fic
DISCLAIMER: What's mine is mine...
WARNING: This fic contains some fucked up stuff...
NOTE: Never pet a flaming dog...
NOTE2: Flame me at
hostiledude666@hotmail.com
TWISTED, MESSED UP, AND INSANE ANIME FIC- chapter four
Vegeta: Why don't you just kill the sock? [eats a banana]
[Hostiledude disappears in a cloud of smoke.]
Piccolo: [somersaulting around] Why did you just eat a banana?
Vegeta: [starts screaming like a chimp and eats another banana]
Heero Yuy: He's turning into a monkey! Run!
[Everyone takes off in different directions for no apparent reason. But somehow they all end up in the same place.]
Sephiroth: What the hell?! We all took off in different directions and ended up in the same place!
Jim: Not quite. I don't see Piccolo here.
[Suddenly Piccolo comes somersaulting in.]
Piccolo: Help! The sock is coming after me!
[Instead of the sock, Vegeta comes running in like a monkey.]
[Annoyed, Sephiroth slays him.]
Wiggum: Was that murder that I just saw?
[Sephiroth hands Wiggum a box of doughnuts.]
Sephiroth: Keep your mouth shut about it, eh?
Kiyone: Stop right there in the name of the galaxy police!
[Everyone sighs.]
Gene: Well, it would have helpful if you got here before the sock started killing people!
Mihoshi: Oh my God! A man-eating sock?!
Kiyone: [sweat drop] Mihoshi, there's no such thing as a...
[The sock flies in and smacks Kiyone, sending her into the nearest wall.]
[Vincent climbs out of a coffin that was in the street for some reason.]
Vincent: Would you guys shut up? You're loud enough to wake the dead!
[The sock charges toward Vincent but is knocked out of the way by two figures in Saiyajin armor.]
Radditz: We heard that the two Saiyajins were killed.
Nappa: So we figured that you could use some replacements.
Sephiroth: Don't we already have enough weaklings here?
Nappa: No. That's why we went to the trouble of bringing the Ginyu Force!
Gene: Damnit! Now this is just getting annoying!
Ginyu: Finally I have my body back, thanks to Hostiledude!
Sock: Have you forgotten about me?
Guldo: That thing can talk?!
Sock: I wouldn't be talking, three eyes!
Jeice: Ha! He called you three eyes, mate!
Everyone: [laughs] Three eyes!!!
Sock: Prepare for the final battle!!!
DISCLAIMER: What's mine is mine...
WARNING: This fic contains some fucked up stuff...
NOTE: Never pet a flaming dog...
NOTE2: Flame me at
hostiledude666@hotmail.com
TWISTED, MESSED UP, AND INSANE ANIME FIC- chapter four
Vegeta: Why don't you just kill the sock? [eats a banana]
[Hostiledude disappears in a cloud of smoke.]
Piccolo: [somersaulting around] Why did you just eat a banana?
Vegeta: [starts screaming like a chimp and eats another banana]
Heero Yuy: He's turning into a monkey! Run!
[Everyone takes off in different directions for no apparent reason. But somehow they all end up in the same place.]
Sephiroth: What the hell?! We all took off in different directions and ended up in the same place!
Jim: Not quite. I don't see Piccolo here.
[Suddenly Piccolo comes somersaulting in.]
Piccolo: Help! The sock is coming after me!
[Instead of the sock, Vegeta comes running in like a monkey.]
[Annoyed, Sephiroth slays him.]
Wiggum: Was that murder that I just saw?
[Sephiroth hands Wiggum a box of doughnuts.]
Sephiroth: Keep your mouth shut about it, eh?
Kiyone: Stop right there in the name of the galaxy police!
[Everyone sighs.]
Gene: Well, it would have helpful if you got here before the sock started killing people!
Mihoshi: Oh my God! A man-eating sock?!
Kiyone: [sweat drop] Mihoshi, there's no such thing as a...
[The sock flies in and smacks Kiyone, sending her into the nearest wall.]
[Vincent climbs out of a coffin that was in the street for some reason.]
Vincent: Would you guys shut up? You're loud enough to wake the dead!
[The sock charges toward Vincent but is knocked out of the way by two figures in Saiyajin armor.]
Radditz: We heard that the two Saiyajins were killed.
Nappa: So we figured that you could use some replacements.
Sephiroth: Don't we already have enough weaklings here?
Nappa: No. That's why we went to the trouble of bringing the Ginyu Force!
Gene: Damnit! Now this is just getting annoying!
Ginyu: Finally I have my body back, thanks to Hostiledude!
Sock: Have you forgotten about me?
Guldo: That thing can talk?!
Sock: I wouldn't be talking, three eyes!
Jeice: Ha! He called you three eyes, mate!
Everyone: [laughs] Three eyes!!!
Sock: Prepare for the final battle!!!
