Twisted, Messed Up, And Insane Anime Fic

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WARNING: Contains bad stuff...
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TWISTED, MESSED UP, AND INSANE ANIME FIC- conclusion

Ginyu: We'll fight first!

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[FFVII Battle Screen Appears]

Ginyu- 30000/30000 HP -- 20000/20000 MP

Jeice- 6500/6500 HP -- 2500/2500 MP

Recoome- 13000/13000 HP -- 5000/5000 MP

Berter- 9000/9000 HP -- 3000/3000 MP

Guldo- 2500/2500 HP -- 1000/1000 MP

[Ginyu punches Sock (9999)]

[Jeice hits Sock with his Fireball attack (9999)]

[Recoome headbutts Sock (5890)]

[Berter punches Sock (3980)]

[Guldo lifts a building and throws it on Sock (6720)]

Sock: Enough playing around!

[Sock's DEFENSE, SPEED, and ATTACK rise greatly!!!]

[Sock smacks Guldo (3578)]

[Guldo has been killed!!!]

[Ginyu punches Sock (9999)]

[Jeice kicks Sock repeatedly (2139)]

[Sock whips Jeice viciously (3100)]

[Sock casts ULTIMA on Jeice (9999)]

[Jeice has been killed!!!]

Ginyu: This guy is tougher than I thought!

Berter: Aye, he already got Guldo and Jeice!

Recoome: Time to go all-out!!!

[The stats of the Ginyu Force all increase dramatically.]

[Ginyu renzo-punches Sock (9999x5)]

[Recoome Scottish Hammers Sock (9999)]

[Berter unleashes a massive ki blast (9999)]

[Sock casts ULTIMA on Berter (9999)]

[Berter has been killed!!!]

[Ginyu blasts away at Sock (9999x7)]

[Recoome punches Sock (8750)]

Sock: Weakling! Watch this!

[Sock casts ULTIMA2 on Recoome (9999x2)]

[Recoome has been killed!!!]

Ginyu: Time for a real battle!

Sock: Just try to challenge my true power!

[Sock powers up once again.]

[Ginyu punches Sock (9999)]

[Sock casts ULTIMA3 on Ginyu (9999x3)]

Ginyu: I still have 3 HP left!

[Sock whips Ginyu (5690)]

[Ginyu is dead!!!]

[Battle Screen Fades Away...]

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[Everyone backs away from the Sock.]

Gene: This guy's way out of our league...

Jim: I told you he was tough!

Kiyone: I think we should call for backup...

Radditz: He killed Ginyu in two hits?! Impossible!!!

[Hostiledude appears in a cloud of smoke.]

Hostiledude: I have the solution to your problem! First I shall revive Goku and Vegeta! Then I shall take off the restrictions on the amount of damage that you can do in one attack! Finally, if all else fails, I'll go in there and kill him for you!

[Goku and Vegeta suddenly appear in a blinding red light.]

Vegeta: Let's thrash this weakling, Kakarott!

Kakarott: Yeah!

Sock: You'll all die!

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[FFVII Battle Screen Appears]

Goku- 12000000/12000000 HP -- 7000000/7000000 MP
Vegeta- 15000000/15000000 HP -- 9000000/9000000 MP
Hostiledude- 15000000000000/15000000000000 HP -- infinite/infinite MP

Sock: What?! Those stats are impossible!!!

Hostiledude: Shall we see how tough you are?

[Hostiledude casts scan on Sock]

Sock- 812537/1000000 HP -- 500000/750000 MP

All but Sock: HAHA!!!

Hostiledude You're so weak, you won't even present a challenge!

Sock: Oh, damn...

[Hostiledude, Vegeta, and Goku all strike Sock at the same time (100000018000000)]

[Sock is dead and completely disintegrated.]

[Battle Screen Fades Away]

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On the next 'Twisted, Messed Up, Insane Anime Fic,' everyone celebrates the defeat of the evil sock. But it seems that the Angel of Death doesn't like Hostiledude reviving people and challenges him to a battle, one immortal versus another. It's an exciting battle you won't want to miss, next time on 'Twisted, Messed Up, Insane Anime Fic!!!
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