Twisted, Messed Up, And Insane Anime Fic

DISCLAIMER: Only a few of these characters belong to me. The rest can go to hell. Anyone attempting to steal my characters without permission will be sentenced to an excruciatingly painful crucification administered by the MHC.
WARNING: This fic contains many bad things. If these offend you, go to hell!
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TWISTED, MESSED UP, AND INSANE ANIME FIC- part two/chapter one

[All the characters from the first fic are having a celebration over the defeat of the giant man-eating sock. All the characters who died have been revived by the almighty Hostiledude.]

Hostiledude: That weakling wasn't even worth our time!

Jim: What do you mean? He defeated the entire Ginyu Force!

Vegeta: Ha! Kakarott and I could have beaten him in one hit!

Homer: It sure is a good thing that Hostiledude can revive you.

[Suddenly the ground next to them explodes in a giant rush of infernal energy and a large cloaked figure floats out.]

Hostiledude: What?! That ki is impossible!!!

Cloaked Figure: I am the Angel of Death! The Grim Reaper!!!

Link: Well, what do you want with us?

Death: You should be dead right now...

Jim: Well, we aren't! So go to hell!!!

Death: That is where you will go, mortal!

[Death swings his scythe and cleaves Jim's soul out of his body, sending it to the underworld.]

Death: All of you who should be dead shall surrender to me!

Vegeta: I surrender to no one!!!

[Vegeta punches Death, but his soul is destroyed when he comes in contact with him.]

Hostiledude: Fools! Stay away from him! No mortal can touch the Angel of Death and survive!!!

Death: I see at least one of you has some intelligence...

Hostiledude: But I have authorey powers too! In fact, the only reason that you're here is because I decided to include you in my fanfic!

Death: What?! I was manipulated?

Ryoko: Yeah, you weakling!

[Death obliterates Ryoko's soul, shattering her very being.]

Death: I will not be manipulated! I demand a fight with you!

Hostiledude: An immortal versus immortal? This could get interesting!

Death: [grips his scythe] I shall not lose!




In the next 'Twisted, Messed Up, And Insane Anime Fic' Hostiledude faces off against the Grim Reaper! You can count on this being a great battle! But will the people of Earth (and the planet itself) be able to withstand being near such awesome energies clashing? Your guess is as good as mine! Next time on 'Twisted, Messed Up, And Insane Anime Fic'!!!