My Twisted Tales

(Writers note: I get real bored and junk and make up imaginary conversations, Enjoy ^_^)

One day I was talking to a fellow author by the name of Ruby Moon (I am a F- A-R better writer than her but anyway),and she was saying she liked this guy. So I decided to bug her about it.

Me: So who is this guy huh?

Ruby Moon: I don't think I should tell you.

Me: I think you should...

Heero: Yeah I think you should too.

Duo: Yeah me too

Abe Lincoln: It's the right thing to do.

Heero: Abe Lincoln what the fuck are you doing here!?

Duo: Yeah what the hell ARE you doing here??

Abe Lincoln: Well I ummmm...

Heero and Duo: Let's get him!

Wufei: Not without me!

All: Lets get him!!

So Abe manages to fend off Heero and Duo but....

Abe Lincoln: Wait a minute wasn't there a 3rd person...

Wufei in Shenlong: Take this you American Bastard!!

*Smack,Whack Thump*

Abe Lincoln: Oh that's it!! I'll call my OWN Gundam!

Abe Lincoln: C'mon Stripers lets go!

Heero: Damn!

Duo: Not stripers!!

Wufei: We're doomed!!

Quatre in Sandrock: Oh no we're not!

Quatre charges up his twin sicles and throughs them at stripers.

*K-A-B-O-O-M!!!*

Abe Lincoln: No I'm now defenseless!

Relena runs in.

Relena:No don't hurt him!!

Duo: Shut up you bitch...

*SQUISH!*

Zechs: That wasn't very nice!

Heero: Shut up you dumb long haired bitch!

Heero charges up his duel cannon and..

*B-L-L-L-L-L-L-A-A-A-A-M-M-M-M-O-O-O!!*

A narrative voice from out of no where: And so our heroes dined on Colt 45 and various Breakfast Cereals.

The End

Well that's my Twisted Tale.

I hoped you enjoyed it.

-Color Me Blood Red