1 Snape's party
(Snape is in his potions room waiting for Voldermort and all the death eaters to arrive for the KILL HARRY party.)
Snape: where could everyone be?
Lucious Malfoy: (enters) Hey snape wazzup man. How have you been doing? Sorry I'm late. Was just killing a family that refused to join us. Pity. They were good wizards. Hey! Chips and dip!
(he starts pigging out at the snack bar)
(more death eaters enter)
Death eaters: hey snape! Still waiting for Voldermort. That old pooper. Whatcha wanna bet he wont show.
Voldermort: I'm here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I brought Harry!!!!!
Harry: what the heck! Let go of me! What do you want from me!
Voldermort: nothing. We want to kill you and eat you.
Harry: WHAT!!! Are you guy's friends with Hannibal Lector or something? What a bunch of sickos.
Death Eaters: TO THE BARBEQUE!!!
Harry: your not serious right?
(they throw Harry on the barbeque and close the top. Snape takes out a book labeled "How to Cook a Wizard")
Snape: it says here we have to let him sizzle for a half hour. Oh well. While we're waiting WHOS UP FOR WIZARD CHESS!!!!
(half hour later)
Snape: he's ready!
Voldermort: oh goody!!!!!
Snape: Hey Voldermort. What part do you want?
Voldermort: I prefer the liver and the spleen!
Snape: fine!
Lucious: can I have the brain? Its my favorite.
Snape: sure
(they all eat Harry until all that's left is the skeleton.)
Death Eaters: mmmmmmm that was good!
Voldermort: now that Harry is gone I can continue with my plans to rule the world. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
(Meanwhile back in the gryffindor common room)
Ron: where could Harry be! He's already late for our trip to hogsmade. What the heck could he be up to.
Hermione: he could just be getting back from quidditch practice?
Ron: that ended and hour ago. It wouldn't take him that long to get back. Its not like he was kidnapped by lord Voldermort and barbequed and eaten by snape and death eater!
Hermione: now really Ron be serious! Like that would every happen.
Hope you liked this fic. I know it was kinda lame but its my first fic. So just plz review. I don't care if it's a flame.
(Snape is in his potions room waiting for Voldermort and all the death eaters to arrive for the KILL HARRY party.)
Snape: where could everyone be?
Lucious Malfoy: (enters) Hey snape wazzup man. How have you been doing? Sorry I'm late. Was just killing a family that refused to join us. Pity. They were good wizards. Hey! Chips and dip!
(he starts pigging out at the snack bar)
(more death eaters enter)
Death eaters: hey snape! Still waiting for Voldermort. That old pooper. Whatcha wanna bet he wont show.
Voldermort: I'm here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I brought Harry!!!!!
Harry: what the heck! Let go of me! What do you want from me!
Voldermort: nothing. We want to kill you and eat you.
Harry: WHAT!!! Are you guy's friends with Hannibal Lector or something? What a bunch of sickos.
Death Eaters: TO THE BARBEQUE!!!
Harry: your not serious right?
(they throw Harry on the barbeque and close the top. Snape takes out a book labeled "How to Cook a Wizard")
Snape: it says here we have to let him sizzle for a half hour. Oh well. While we're waiting WHOS UP FOR WIZARD CHESS!!!!
(half hour later)
Snape: he's ready!
Voldermort: oh goody!!!!!
Snape: Hey Voldermort. What part do you want?
Voldermort: I prefer the liver and the spleen!
Snape: fine!
Lucious: can I have the brain? Its my favorite.
Snape: sure
(they all eat Harry until all that's left is the skeleton.)
Death Eaters: mmmmmmm that was good!
Voldermort: now that Harry is gone I can continue with my plans to rule the world. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
(Meanwhile back in the gryffindor common room)
Ron: where could Harry be! He's already late for our trip to hogsmade. What the heck could he be up to.
Hermione: he could just be getting back from quidditch practice?
Ron: that ended and hour ago. It wouldn't take him that long to get back. Its not like he was kidnapped by lord Voldermort and barbequed and eaten by snape and death eater!
Hermione: now really Ron be serious! Like that would every happen.
Hope you liked this fic. I know it was kinda lame but its my first fic. So just plz review. I don't care if it's a flame.
