This is Chapter 2 of the story "My Twisted Tales"

Soon after our heroes defeated the evil Abe Lincoln,they decided to hold a memorial service for Relena..(Writers note: I hate Relena with a passion but her funeral is all part of the story ^_^)

Minister: Dearly beloved we have gathered here today to honour the memory of some dumb bitch...

Heero walks up and whispers in the ministers ear.

Minister: I'm sorry Dearly beloved we have gathered here today honour the memory of Relena the dumb bitch!

Wufei leans over to Quatre: That sounds more like it....

Suddenly the screech of tires could be heard...As a crazy driver flys off the road and into a tree!

Wufei: Huh!?

Quatre: What the hell?!

Heero: Who the hell!?

The car door slowly opens as Duo steps out.

Duo: Hi guyth....

Wufei: Duo!!?

Heero: Duo!!??

Duo: Ith everybody happy...?

Quatre: Duo...are you drunk!?

Duo: No no no I ain't drunk...

Wufei: I think you had 1 to many drinks...

Duo: I'm fine.....WHOAAAAAA!!

Duo stumbled into Relena's empty grave...

Heero: Oh My God!!! I think he's dead!!

Duo: I ain't dead...

A large rock fell out of no where on Duo's head...

And so Duo's soul floats up to heaven...

As Duo stands in line he is suddenly whisked to the front...

God: Duo Maxwell normally you would be sent straight to HELL with no escape...But since you put that bitch in her place I'll let you through this time..I still remember that mistake called Relena...

*This is a flash back sequence*

God: Ahhhh now to create a new healthy baby girl all I need to do is....

Telephone: BBBBBBBRRRIIINNGGGGGGG

God: Hello!! Yeah what do you want!! Whadda ya mean I didn't pay my water bill!!!! No you better shut up!! Hey Fuck you buddy!!

God,while talking to the water company quickly created a baby girl little did he know it would be such a bitch!.....

That closes this chapter of " My Twisted Tales"

Look for the next chapter soon ^_^

Dedicated to my grandfather up in heaven

"We're all thinking of you"

And remember folks" Always practice safe Zechs and ALWAYS wear a Gundam"

-Color Me Blood Red