More songs, same disclaimers.

Kinda late to be postin' Christmas songs, but I got a late start, now didn't I?

Taiitsu-kun is coming for you!

He's made a list,
He's checked it thrice,
gonna kill those who haven't been nice.

Taiitsu-kun is coming for you!

He sees you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake.
He says that you've been very bad,
so he's comin' to throw you in a lake!

So...You better watch out, You better not cry

You better not pout, I'm Telling you why.

Taiitsu-kun is coming for you!

Miaka Got Run Over By A Nyan-Nyan(1)

Miaka got run over by a Nyan-Nyan
Walking home from Yui's Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Taiitsu-kun,
But as for me and Keisuke, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much sake,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd forgotten Yui's presents,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were mallet prints on her forehead,
And BAKA written all over her back.

Miaka got run over by a Nyan-Nyan,
Walkin' home from Yui's Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Taiitsu-kun,
But as for me and Keisuke, we believe.

Kouji the Bandit

Kouji the Bandit was a funny, happy soul
With a scar on his cheek and a scthe in his hand
He'd ask passerbys for toll
Kouji the Bandit was the leader in Genrou's stead
He talked to himself, he was sane
And wanted Tasuki in his bed(2)
There must have been some magic in that

Iron fan they had
For when he placed it in Genrou's hand
The fire flew around
O Kouji the Bandit
was as strict as he could be(3)
But the bandit's say he could laugh
and play just the same as you and me

Nakago-san

You're a mean one, Nakago-san
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a bishi, yet as charming as an eel, Nakago-san,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Nakago-san,
Your heart's an empty void,
Your brain is full of evil, you have evil in your soul, Nakago-san,
I wouldn't touch you with a forty-five-and-a-half foot pole(4)!

You're a foul one, Nakago-san,
You squish birdies in your hand,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick Seiryuu, Nakago-san,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick Seiryuu!

************************MERRY CHRISTMAS**************************

OK, as far as Miaka lover's go, if you flame me, it's your own fault that you can't laugh at something like that. And for Nakago lovers, sorry, but any guy that squashes birds with his bare hands is one I'd stay away from, no da. I did try to make it seem less hateful than the original song, though-_-;;

(1) Again, I don't care if you flame me, no da.

(2) Remember the Genrou sheets Yuu Watase drew Kouji with? Why else would he have them if he didn't love him, no da ^_^;;

(3) Which is to say not at all, no da ^_~

(4) It was originally Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. I don't like anyone who tries to kill Chichiri, either, no da -_-