Piercing, inhuman screams came from Honeymoon Land.
"JESUS INUYASHA! I THOUGHT YOU'D SOUND A LITTLE MORE HUMAN.."
Inuyasha grunted. "Not when I'm being piledrived like that!"
Kenshin blinked. "Oro? Jesus?"
Kristi (the piledriver) threw a stick at Kenshin. "Figure of speech, my rowdy rurouni."
[INSIDE JOKE. READ MY BIBLE AT: http://www.livejournal.com/users/longlivethecow/day/2001/12/08 It's the second one down.]
"ORO? Rowdy..?"
Kouga nudged Kenshin, laughing at him. "Rowdy, eh?"
Kenshin sputtered and looked down, face as red as his hair.
Kristi flung the very nekkid (much to the nosebleed of jealous fangirls) Inuyasha away. "NEXT!"
"I don't want to!" Sesshoumaru growled. "Human filth."
Kristi smiled sweetly. "Ne, Fluffy-chan, remember the present I got you?" Sesshoumaru looked down at the rosary, similar to one Inuyasha wore, suddenly very terrified. "COME!"
Sesshoumaru was dragged, very forcefully, in Kristi's direction. "Good Fluffy," she purred, huggling his tail.
"Grr.."
Like the other bishounen waiting for a turn to consumate their marriage (Marriage?), Sesshoumaru was nekkid from head to toe, save the rosary around his neck. Kristi pounced Sesshoumaru, and has her way with him. "Human filth!" could be heard amidst doggish howls and grunts. After climaxing and recovering, Kristi threw the youkai into the growing pile of bishounen she was done with. He clothed at an alarming speed.
"NEXT!"
Kouga threw Kenshin at Kristi. "Go on, 'Rowdy Rurouni!'"
"Oro..S-Sessha doesn't think this is a good idea," Kenshin sputtered nervously.
"But Kristi-sama does!" she giggled, glomping him. The bedpost banged noisily against the wall, easily heard in the next room.
BANGBANGBANG!
"PITE DOWN IN THERE!" Meghan's infuriated voice shrieked. "WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE FUN!"
"GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" came the plead for help from Tamahome.
"SHUSH YOU," Meghan could be heard reprimanding him.
Kristi sighed and sweatdropped. "Where were we? Oh yes." BANG..BANG..BANG..
Kenshin ran away the instant Kristi let him go, swiftly pulling his gi and hakama on.
Kouga was last up. Kristi smacked her lips. "TAIL!" she screamed suddenly, huggling Kouga's tail. "Tailtailtailtailtailtail.." Kouga sweatdropped. They forcinated, blahblahblah, you probably don't want to hear the gruesome details, blahblahblah, it's over. Kristi was much tuckered out, and curled up in the wide expanses of Fluffy's big, poofy tail, with all her other husbands in her seven-person bed. They were chained to the bed post to keep them from leaving. All but Miroku, who would have rather died than leave his 'Mistress of his Sexual Universe.'
In the next room over...
"TAMA-CHAN!" Meghan squealed. "I WANNA DO IT AGAIN!"
Tamahome's eyes had gone swirly, his exhausted muscles, particular those around the loinal area, were twitching convulsively. "Kill..me.."
"Tama-chanTama-chanTamachanTama-chanTama-chanTamachanTama-chanTama-chanTamachan," Meghan cooed, bouncing around him in circles. "Tama-chanTama-chanTamachan.."