(Author's Note: Had what I thought was a great idea on the way to work today…remember the Selphie's Diary page on the Balamb Network? What if there was a nice variation called the Gossip Column? Good excuse for someone to act OOC…that said: Don't own the game, the characters, the setting, the weapons, the fashion statements, etc.)
The Balamb Garden Gossip Column
Her fingers flew across the keyboard, making the proper updates…
Item: A certain dashing young martial artist has been seen at the backdoor of the cafeteria. Said fighter was supposedly handing over gil for what appeared to be hot dog buns…and mustard. Bets on what he's gonna do with them?
Item: The rumors surrounding one of our instructors' love life have really been heating up lately. She's been seen in the company of a cowboy, a martial artist, a strongman, and a few others…here's some advice from the Rumor Mill…don't wear yourself out, girl! Takes a lot of woman to satisfy some of these guys.
I also hear she likes it rough…take it for what you will.
Item: Rumor has it that someone's been in the Secret Area of the Training Center with a video camera, and has caught a lot of people in, shall we say, compromising positions. It seems a cowboy was caught doing the deed with a nice girl with a pigtail. If I were the cowboy, I'd pay a lot of money to keep that tape out of the hands of the Garden Festival Committee…and its leader.
Item: The local Triple Triad Club really has it in for a couple of players who came through recently…Advice to local players: Don't Use Marked Cards. That's my PSA for the week.
Item: Last week I reported that a certain Sorceress has bewitched our beloved Commander…now my sources tell me that things have really progressed, as she was spotted sneaking out of his room after curfew two days ago. Congratulations, dear…we didn't know you had it in you…until now! Speaking of…
Item: The Headmaster's office has become quite the little den of sin lately. The headmaster was seen coming out of his office rebuttoning his shirt, and later on, a lady left, adjusting her dress, as if…well, you figure it out.
Item: Our Garden Festival is looking like the event of the Year, as dignitaries from Esthar and Galbadia are rumored to put in appearances, along with the hottest bands from Deling City and Dollet. Here's hoping the new Re-mix of "Eyes On Me" goes over well.
That's the news for this week…I'm out of here like Hot Dogs in the Cafeteria,
The Rumor Mill…
Fujin finished the update, and uploaded it. Looking around the Library, and seeing herself alone, she laughed to herself, anonymity in tact. Who would have thought her board would get this popular?
