(Author's Note: Okay, now we're getting somewhere…maybe

(Author's Note: Okay, now we're getting somewhere…maybe. Therefore…I WANT REVIEWS!! Pretty please?)

The Balamb Garden Gossip Column

Fujin's eyes got bigger as she looked at the list, then shook her head and began the update…

Item: The Field Exam went smashingly, so the rumor goes, as three out of five candidates passed, and are now SeeDs. Congrats to all, and for those who didn't pass, better luck next time. And for a certain one…didn't I say forget those stupid cards?

Item: The Headmaster has some explaining to do. Seems that everyone has a key to his office, as yet another couple was seen coming out looking rather disheveled. What is it with that place?

Item: It seems our cowboy Don Juan has quite the issue on his hands…He was seen leaving the pig-tailed girl's room with a look that would kill, followed by the "lady" in question…and then someone else came out, trying to put on his uniform. Sounds like trouble in Paradise…

PSA for the Week: If you get around a lot, be a little more discreet, especially where a sharpshooter is concerned.

Item: It would seem that the Triple Triad King found a card stuck to his dormitory door today...held there with a miniature gunblade. Just offhand, I'd say someone's issuing a challenge.

Item: The local Martial Artist is having severe issues these days regarding the cafeteria. Mr. Kung-Fu fighter was sitting in the cafeteria two days ago with a plate of his beloved hot dogs…but not eating them all at once. I'm for enjoying my food as much as anyone, but you just don't KISS them.

Item: A certain instructor has got a certain strongman wrapped around her finger. I hear she brings new meaning to being whipped…and he gets it every time he says, "Ya know?"

Item: Another SeeD Field Exam is being set up for tomorrow from now…and a trip to Esthar is going to be the setting…Here's hoping for the candidates, and the Esthar population.

That's the news for this week…I'm out of here like Hot Dogs in the Cafeteria,

The Rumor Mill…

Fujin snickered to herself.

Around the corner, peeping from behind the bookcase, Quistis' eyes were coming out of their skull.

Ohmigosh, she thought. As she continued watching, a smile crossed her lips as an idea formed…