(Author's Note: I think business has picked up in a most satisfactory manner...I hope I can continue to come up with new and exciting ideas for this...you be the judge...)


The Balamb Garden Gossip Column, part 4

RAGE!!! Fujin stared at the screen in Horror...at an update she hadn't left...

Item: Our favorite Martial Artist has KP for the next three months, after being caught bribing the cafeteria staff for after-hours snacks...what a BRILLIANT punishment, oh mighty Commander. (sarcasm machine now turned off.) Speaking of...

Item: Our Beloved commander seems to be spending more and more nights wandering in the Training center, hacking up Grats and T-rexaurs...could it be that the Sorceress is to blame? I'm sure I could think of more interesting ways to keep him awake at night...

Item: It's official...There is a NEW Triple Triad King...only who knew it would be a Queen, as the Garden Festival Chair successfully pulled a 9-0 sweep over the former King. Go Sunshine! I wonder if a certain gun-blader's taking the news well...

Item: Well, the cowboy lady-killer is back in fine form after a heart-breaking experience with the pig-tailed tramp...he's been seen with at least 5 ladies in the past 6 days...and she's got kitchen duty for a month...I wonder what prompted the light penalty?
PSA for the week: Don't fake "the family way" if your man has friends in high places.

Item: The SeeD Exam went through Esthar this week...and congratulations are in order to four of seven candidates. But most importantly...there's a new Gun-blade wielding SeeD...and it only took 13 tries. We at the Rumor Mill salute you. However...the way I hear it is a secret assist came from a silver-haired fox...

Item: Our headmaster's love shack seems to have calmed down for the time being...though it's possible the popularity has waned, in favor of...well, we run aground more often than we used to, don't we?

Item: Rumors concerning an Instructor and a strongman have been GREATLY exaggerated...it seems that a couple of tutoring sessions got more hype than they deserved. Now the Instructor is on the warpath...and when next the Instructor sees the strongman, even the DC won't be able to save him.

Item: As you can probably tell, this update wasn't left by the usual source...seems that certain passwords are easy to figure out...the last name a certain person wishes they had.


That's the news for this week...I'm out of here like rookies in the Training Center,
The Rumor Mill...

Fujin was consumed with two thought: This is pretty funny stuff...but the imposter will PAY!!