"Cheese Sandwiches for Two"
"Woo hoo!! cheese sandwiches!!" Red screamed in excitement as he picked up the unfinished sandwich and took a bite.
"Hmmm... something's missing, " Red concluded. Purple continued making his sandwich while ignoring Red's stupidity.
"MY BUSINESS IS DONE!!" Purple screamed holding the sandwich high above his head. Purple then came back to reality and took a bite from the sandwich.
"Ummm, Umm, GOOD," Purple muttered . Almost instantaneously they both finished their cheese sandwiches.
"Where did the last one go?!?!?!!?" Red questioned in a high squeaky voice as he was looking around for his "lost" cheese sandwich. Red then went to the front and opened it to see if ZIM took it (like so many times before). Then that dreaded day came back into his mind (the day he GAVE a perfectly good sandwich to ZIM!!). That day still haunts him like a Swedish fish in the morning, but the past is behind and sadly Red can never have that sandwich back.
"No sign of him!!" Red screamed out, "he's one clever little thingie." Knowing that he wouldn't catch ZIM, he decided to beg Purple for another one.
"Purple, Ummm... did you style your hair differently today, because ummmm... it looks good." Red complemented.
"I DON'T HAVE HAIR!!" Purple screamed pointing at his non-existent hair. "What do you want this time... more thingies?!?!!?!?" Purple questioned as his eye was twitching.
"That would be nice.... NO!! WAIT!! I just want a cheese sandwich." Red stated looking at Purple all innocently and such.
"NO!!!" Purple screamed in anger (he just made Red a cheese sandwich) "if you want one so, badly make it yourself," as he went speeding off.... well somewhere else.
"Awwww... man, Purple always gives me the hard jobs," Red sighed as he started pulling random thingies from the refrigerator; mayo, a whole chicken, a stick o' butter, and a enormous slice of Swiss cheese (not quite as large as Dib's head, I don't think anything can be as big as that!!!!!).
"Look like a mighty fine sandwich already," Red thought to himself staring at the sandwich-to-be.
"Well... I can't stare at my greatness forever," Red said with great pride, "I've got a sandwich to make!!!!!" Red then starting rubbing the stick o' butter on the chicken and spreading the mayo all over. For the final touch Red placed the giant hunk o' swiss cheese on top.
"MAN!!!!! I am amazing!!" Red said staring in awe at his great new recipe for a old classic.
Eager to show off his greatness he screamed "Purple, come here!! Look at my mighty cheese sandwich!!"
Purple eager to see his "cheese sandwich" rushed to get to the kitchen and looked at Red's "masterpiece." "WHAT THE.....!!!" staring at the chicken with butter and mayo spread all over, and the giant hunk of swiss cheese at the top.
"Want to try???" Red asked "come on.... you know you want to!!!" Purple had to do something... just the sight of the "cheese sandwich" was making him gag. What could he do??? He is only a single person thingie. Then he had an ingenius plan thingie, just run away, and so he ran outside closing the door behind him.
Meanwhile.....
"What's Purple's problem," Red complained, "running away from a perfectly good cheese sandwich." He again began staring at his great "cheese sandwich." "Ohh well, Purple is the one missing out," Red said while eating his "cheese sandwich." After Red was finished his "sandwich" he was instantly bored. Red then decided to follow and annoy Purple. "Heheheheeh..." Red laughed while opening the front door and noticing a freaked out Purple." "Purple, how's it going????" Red asked.
"I ddiiddnn'tt ddoo annyything," Purple stuttered, "ddoonn't maakkee mme eeatt the ssaanndwich."
"SHEESH!!! lighten up Purple!" Red screamed while going inside and slamming the door.
"Woo hoo!! cheese sandwiches!!" Red screamed in excitement as he picked up the unfinished sandwich and took a bite.
"Hmmm... something's missing, " Red concluded. Purple continued making his sandwich while ignoring Red's stupidity.
"MY BUSINESS IS DONE!!" Purple screamed holding the sandwich high above his head. Purple then came back to reality and took a bite from the sandwich.
"Ummm, Umm, GOOD," Purple muttered . Almost instantaneously they both finished their cheese sandwiches.
"Where did the last one go?!?!?!!?" Red questioned in a high squeaky voice as he was looking around for his "lost" cheese sandwich. Red then went to the front and opened it to see if ZIM took it (like so many times before). Then that dreaded day came back into his mind (the day he GAVE a perfectly good sandwich to ZIM!!). That day still haunts him like a Swedish fish in the morning, but the past is behind and sadly Red can never have that sandwich back.
"No sign of him!!" Red screamed out, "he's one clever little thingie." Knowing that he wouldn't catch ZIM, he decided to beg Purple for another one.
"Purple, Ummm... did you style your hair differently today, because ummmm... it looks good." Red complemented.
"I DON'T HAVE HAIR!!" Purple screamed pointing at his non-existent hair. "What do you want this time... more thingies?!?!!?!?" Purple questioned as his eye was twitching.
"That would be nice.... NO!! WAIT!! I just want a cheese sandwich." Red stated looking at Purple all innocently and such.
"NO!!!" Purple screamed in anger (he just made Red a cheese sandwich) "if you want one so, badly make it yourself," as he went speeding off.... well somewhere else.
"Awwww... man, Purple always gives me the hard jobs," Red sighed as he started pulling random thingies from the refrigerator; mayo, a whole chicken, a stick o' butter, and a enormous slice of Swiss cheese (not quite as large as Dib's head, I don't think anything can be as big as that!!!!!).
"Look like a mighty fine sandwich already," Red thought to himself staring at the sandwich-to-be.
"Well... I can't stare at my greatness forever," Red said with great pride, "I've got a sandwich to make!!!!!" Red then starting rubbing the stick o' butter on the chicken and spreading the mayo all over. For the final touch Red placed the giant hunk o' swiss cheese on top.
"MAN!!!!! I am amazing!!" Red said staring in awe at his great new recipe for a old classic.
Eager to show off his greatness he screamed "Purple, come here!! Look at my mighty cheese sandwich!!"
Purple eager to see his "cheese sandwich" rushed to get to the kitchen and looked at Red's "masterpiece." "WHAT THE.....!!!" staring at the chicken with butter and mayo spread all over, and the giant hunk of swiss cheese at the top.
"Want to try???" Red asked "come on.... you know you want to!!!" Purple had to do something... just the sight of the "cheese sandwich" was making him gag. What could he do??? He is only a single person thingie. Then he had an ingenius plan thingie, just run away, and so he ran outside closing the door behind him.
Meanwhile.....
"What's Purple's problem," Red complained, "running away from a perfectly good cheese sandwich." He again began staring at his great "cheese sandwich." "Ohh well, Purple is the one missing out," Red said while eating his "cheese sandwich." After Red was finished his "sandwich" he was instantly bored. Red then decided to follow and annoy Purple. "Heheheheeh..." Red laughed while opening the front door and noticing a freaked out Purple." "Purple, how's it going????" Red asked.
"I ddiiddnn'tt ddoo annyything," Purple stuttered, "ddoonn't maakkee mme eeatt the ssaanndwich."
"SHEESH!!! lighten up Purple!" Red screamed while going inside and slamming the door.
