You really will NOT get this unless you have seen the Harry Potter movie. This contains spoilers for it so please do not give me nasty reviews saying that I ruined it for you. Thank you.
Harry Potter and the Movie
By Liz
"No way!"
"How?…"
"Yeah! We get to see it!!!"
Professor McGonagall raised a hand to silence them, "Yes, yes, we have here a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's (or Philosopher's) Stone. We will watch it today at 1:00."
"Woohooo!!" Ron yelled, "That's during Potions!!"
Snape scowled and muttered to himself, "Damn! No time to torture Gryffindors."
*~*~*~*
"What's that?!?!?" Ron asked loudly, "That isn't that movie!"
Everyone shushes him.
"It's a trailor, Ron! Now shut up," Hermione hissed.
The movie started. Professor McGonagall stiffened, "I don't look like-like that!" she whispered, "Do I, Albus?"
"You don't look like that if I don't look like that!"
The school giggled at McGonagall's wrinkles.
"Hehe!" Draco snickered, "Old Dumbledore looks like he's going to keel over and die!"
Crabbe and Goyle laughed stupidly.
"They didn't even mention that that was MY motercycle!" hissed Sirius disgustedly.
Sirius? Sirius!
"What are you doing here?" Hermione demanded.
"SHHHHH!!!!"
The movie continues…
"Awww…" Harry whined, "I wanted to see Uncle Vernon pull out his mustache! Man!"
Pansy Parkinson was having the time of her life, "Harry doesn't look at all right!" she told Draco sullenly, "He acts as if he has half a brain!"
Hermione scowled at them.
Draco stared at the screen in horror as Harry was in the wand shop. He was indignant, "WHERE AM I???? WHERE IN THE BLOODY HELL AM I??? Harry didn't even GO to the robes shop! You cheap bastards! Cutting ME out??!!" He continued in this vein for some time much to the Gryffindors' delight.
"Wait?" Harry was confused, "Why is Hagrid taking me to the platform? I thought I went home first… Ack, never mind that I like this better. Who wants to see the Dursley's anyways?"
Silence for a while…
"NOOOO!!! CUT AGAIN!!! Just who do those movie big-shots think that they are???"
"Movie big-shots?" George offered.
Draco ignored him, "Where am I??? I'm not on the train!!! What crap is this???"
Hermione looked smug, "I'M perfect."
Ron snorted, "Look how pale I am! Yuck!" He grumbles to himself.
~*~
"Ooooh!" Everyone stares at Hogwarts.
"It looks lovely, doesn't it?" Hermione asked.
"Am I really that wrinkly?" Professor McGonagall whispered to the other teachers.
"Of course not."
"No!"
"Yep."
Professor McGonagall looked shocked.
Snape snickered.
There was a wail from above them. Peeves had burst into tears.
"Noooo!!! Noooo!!! I- I'm not t-there!!!" In his rage he begins to hurl gigantic water balloons on the students. It takes some time to apprehend him. It is now the sorting ceremony.
"'Granger, Hermione,'" can be heard on the large screen.
"Wait a second!!!"
"Why is a G before a B?"
"Why didn't the hat sing?"
"Why is the hat talking so everyone can hear it?"
"This is all wrong!"
"Malfoy, next???" Susan Bones wailed, "I'm supposed to be before all of them!!!" She cries helplessly and is led away.
Someone is singing softly, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ…"
There is some quiet until the flying lessons.
Madam Hooch selfconsciously patted at her hair, "Does it stick up like that?" she whispered desperately to McGonagall.
"Of course, dear," McGonagall replied absently.
Neville refused to watch it, "No! I never ever ever want to see that happen to me…again…un, never mind." He averted his eyes.
"Hey, Neville!," someone yelled, "That's awesome! Hanging from the statue! Cool!"
Neville peeked, "But-but that never happ-…er- yeah! Me, hanging from a statue! Yeah, I, mean, I had to be very brave."
"I never knew Neville had it in him," Parvati whispered to Lavendar.
~*~
"WHAT???"
"What's Malfoy's problem this time?" Ron hissed.
They soon found out, "I don't fly like that! I am much more graceful. They make Potter look better!"
"He IS better," said Ron just as Harry said, "I AM better."
Luckily, Draco was too busy complaining to hear them.
The movie continued…
A/N: I AM NOT trying to totally make fun of the movie. I did like it, but I think they did some weird things. For the most part it was cool.
Alright, it's a little dumb, so sue me. Wait, don't. Review if you want me to continue.
Liz
Harry Potter and the Movie
By Liz
"No way!"
"How?…"
"Yeah! We get to see it!!!"
Professor McGonagall raised a hand to silence them, "Yes, yes, we have here a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's (or Philosopher's) Stone. We will watch it today at 1:00."
"Woohooo!!" Ron yelled, "That's during Potions!!"
Snape scowled and muttered to himself, "Damn! No time to torture Gryffindors."
*~*~*~*
"What's that?!?!?" Ron asked loudly, "That isn't that movie!"
Everyone shushes him.
"It's a trailor, Ron! Now shut up," Hermione hissed.
The movie started. Professor McGonagall stiffened, "I don't look like-like that!" she whispered, "Do I, Albus?"
"You don't look like that if I don't look like that!"
The school giggled at McGonagall's wrinkles.
"Hehe!" Draco snickered, "Old Dumbledore looks like he's going to keel over and die!"
Crabbe and Goyle laughed stupidly.
"They didn't even mention that that was MY motercycle!" hissed Sirius disgustedly.
Sirius? Sirius!
"What are you doing here?" Hermione demanded.
"SHHHHH!!!!"
The movie continues…
"Awww…" Harry whined, "I wanted to see Uncle Vernon pull out his mustache! Man!"
Pansy Parkinson was having the time of her life, "Harry doesn't look at all right!" she told Draco sullenly, "He acts as if he has half a brain!"
Hermione scowled at them.
Draco stared at the screen in horror as Harry was in the wand shop. He was indignant, "WHERE AM I???? WHERE IN THE BLOODY HELL AM I??? Harry didn't even GO to the robes shop! You cheap bastards! Cutting ME out??!!" He continued in this vein for some time much to the Gryffindors' delight.
"Wait?" Harry was confused, "Why is Hagrid taking me to the platform? I thought I went home first… Ack, never mind that I like this better. Who wants to see the Dursley's anyways?"
Silence for a while…
"NOOOO!!! CUT AGAIN!!! Just who do those movie big-shots think that they are???"
"Movie big-shots?" George offered.
Draco ignored him, "Where am I??? I'm not on the train!!! What crap is this???"
Hermione looked smug, "I'M perfect."
Ron snorted, "Look how pale I am! Yuck!" He grumbles to himself.
~*~
"Ooooh!" Everyone stares at Hogwarts.
"It looks lovely, doesn't it?" Hermione asked.
"Am I really that wrinkly?" Professor McGonagall whispered to the other teachers.
"Of course not."
"No!"
"Yep."
Professor McGonagall looked shocked.
Snape snickered.
There was a wail from above them. Peeves had burst into tears.
"Noooo!!! Noooo!!! I- I'm not t-there!!!" In his rage he begins to hurl gigantic water balloons on the students. It takes some time to apprehend him. It is now the sorting ceremony.
"'Granger, Hermione,'" can be heard on the large screen.
"Wait a second!!!"
"Why is a G before a B?"
"Why didn't the hat sing?"
"Why is the hat talking so everyone can hear it?"
"This is all wrong!"
"Malfoy, next???" Susan Bones wailed, "I'm supposed to be before all of them!!!" She cries helplessly and is led away.
Someone is singing softly, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ…"
There is some quiet until the flying lessons.
Madam Hooch selfconsciously patted at her hair, "Does it stick up like that?" she whispered desperately to McGonagall.
"Of course, dear," McGonagall replied absently.
Neville refused to watch it, "No! I never ever ever want to see that happen to me…again…un, never mind." He averted his eyes.
"Hey, Neville!," someone yelled, "That's awesome! Hanging from the statue! Cool!"
Neville peeked, "But-but that never happ-…er- yeah! Me, hanging from a statue! Yeah, I, mean, I had to be very brave."
"I never knew Neville had it in him," Parvati whispered to Lavendar.
~*~
"WHAT???"
"What's Malfoy's problem this time?" Ron hissed.
They soon found out, "I don't fly like that! I am much more graceful. They make Potter look better!"
"He IS better," said Ron just as Harry said, "I AM better."
Luckily, Draco was too busy complaining to hear them.
The movie continued…
A/N: I AM NOT trying to totally make fun of the movie. I did like it, but I think they did some weird things. For the most part it was cool.
Alright, it's a little dumb, so sue me. Wait, don't. Review if you want me to continue.
Liz
