Disclaimer: All the characters are J.K. Rowlings and all of the movie stuff is Warner Brothers *grrr* I make no claim to anything, but my er- observations…
NOTE: Anyways, here is more!
Everyone seems to really want it!
I have TOTALLY forgotten which order the movie went in!!! Please forgive
me!!! I saw it the first day it
came out and that was-er a while ago… I have tried to remember the "best" parts
though!
*Grumbles* If they just stuck to the book this wouldn't be so hard...
Harry Potter and the Movie
By Liz
Chapter Two
...and the movie continues...
The Slytherins laughed, because they felt it was their duty more than anything
else, as Harry was marched into the school with Professor McGonagall after
being caught flying his broom.
The room then erupted into sighs, whistles, and other appreciative noises as
Oliver Wood came onto the screen. Every single girl in Hogwarts that had eyes
drooled over him.
"If only Oliver really looked like that," Oliver's girlfriend said
dreamily. Suddenly she was aware of a presence next to her. She giggled
nervously, "Just kidding, dear. Just kidding!"
Finally it was time for the first
Quidditch game...
"WHAT?!?!"
"And just WHAT can he be complaining about this time?! He
wasn't even ON the Quidditch team first year!" Hermione scoffed.
Draco was trembling with anger, "G-G-GIRLS!!!" he stuttered.
"Malfoy sounds like Quirrel, huh Harry?" Ron asked excitedly.
"G-Girls!!! O-On the Slytherin Qu-Quidditch team!!!" he stormed about
the room, "What wrongness!!! Obscurity!!! Blasphemy!!!"
"Blasphemy?" Harry raised an eyebrow.
"I reckon he's gone nuts, Harry," said Ron delightedly.
"Look at their Quidditch team!" Fred hissed, "Did you see
Flint's teeth?!"
"I wish I hadn't," George answered, "I'll be having nightmares
for months. Just looking at him puts me on edge."
Flint's eyes narrowed suspiciously, but his brain didn't seem to process what
he was hearing fast enough.
Wood kept covering his eyes and moaning, "I can't watch it!" he
peeked through his fingers, "I heard that I get hit! I can't bear to watch it!"
"No problem, Oliver old pal," George assured him, "It's all
over."
Sighing in relief, Oliver opened his eyes.
"NOOO!!!"
"Oops," George commented, "My bad, Oliver."
"That wasn't so bad," Harry told Ron and Hermione, "I'm
surprised that the Quidditch looked so good."
Ron nodded, "Well, they were bound to do something right
eventually..."
"Let's enjoy it while it lasts…"
It, er- lasted- er a bit…
They had to shake Harry awake when Norbert started to hatch.
"Wh-wh?" Ron smacked him.
"Wake up! Norbert's hatching!"
Harry rubbed his eyes, "That's pretty much how it happened…although Norbert looked like a crumpled black umbrella…didn't he?"
Hermione shook her head, "They've corrupted Norbert…"
"Now that git is going to poke his head in!"
Draco heard that, "I'M NOT 'THAT GIT', WEASLEY!!!"
"Sure you aren't," Ron muttered, "You're that animal." He made a mock bow, "Excuse me, your ferretness!"
Draco was about to leap on Ron, but reconsidered.
"Sick him!" Crabbe and Goyle advanced purposefully on the trio.
"Look!" Hermione yelled suddenly, "You're on the movie!!!"
Crabbe and Goyle swivled stupidly to stare at the screen and were promptly knocked out.
Draco was in another of his trademark huffs. At least he was quiet(er) this time.
"This is SOOO insulting! I didn't even GET anything for finding the dragon and ferreting out Hagrid's evil scheme!"
*Snort!*
"He said ferreting!!! Hehe!"
"Yeah! At least that's one thing we can agree on! He can "ferret" things out, all right…seeing as he IS a ferret!"
"An amazing, bouncing ferret!"
Draco was turning many colors. None of them did anything for him.
"What IS Malfoy complaining about?" Ron hissed to Harry and Hermione, "He DIDN'T get anything for turning us in…unless you count the detention!"
"Guys!" Hermione kicked them, "Look! We got a detention for THIS instead of being in the north tower giving Norbert away! Look! Ron's coming with us!"
"Where?" Ron asked.
"To the Forbidden Forest, you idiot," Hermione said unkindly, "Now shut up! This is good!"
"Feel free to make all the noise that you want to, Ron," Harry countered, "I have no particular inclination to relive this…"
"Is it over yet?"
"No." Ron said.
"Yes."
"Maybe."
"Shut up, Fred and George!"
Draco was carefully not looking at the screen. If he didn't SEE himself run away, screaming like a girl, maybe it never even happened…
And the movie continued…
Alright! That's enough for now! There will be more and it will probably be the last segment. If you have ideas, send them to me…may be I'll do a "missed parts" thingie at the last chapter so I can er- "analyze" the things that I missed…
And, dang! All the reviews! I never expected THAT many! Thanks, guys and gals!
Review!
Liz
