Title: the trouble with Wufei part 2
Author: Aya-chan
Disclaimer:hey guess what! I DONT OWN GUNDAM WING!........betcha
didnt know that!


*****************the trouble with Wufei*******************
"SALLY! what are you doing.......here.......in a maternity ward?" Wufei
gulped and turned an intresting color when he realized what Sally would
be doing in a Maternity ward. Sally also turned a different color. Her
faces color of choice at the moment was red. Wufei was in shock. His
hand reached out and touched her stomach. She nodded, confirming what
he already suspected. "This is all your fault. Just like a woman to get
pregnant out of wedlock!" Sally gussed that if she didnt break him of this
habit, every happening in the future would be her fault. "Wufei," she said
"I guess it is MY fault, since your sperm are so weak, it had to have been
my egg that *pulled* one of them in." Sally one, Wufei zero. "MY SPERM ARE
NOT WEAK!!" Wufei screamed back at her and about 3 young, pretty nurses
started giggling at him. "SHUTUP!!! ALL OF YOU!" he screamed........again.
Wufei was shaking with anger at the suggestion that any part of him could
be weak. "Wufei, calm down" was the plea Sally gave him when she noticed
he was drawing a croud. He actually looked almost hurt as he started storming
out. Sally grabbed him by the shoulder and said sincerly, "Wufei, Im going for
an ultrasound." She sighed in annoyance at Wufeis look of faked disintrest.
"Your welcome to join me if you want to hear te babys heartbeat, Its the first
time I'll be listening to it." He turned around and agreed to follow her but
he made it clear that he was doing so out of protest.
At the Ultrasound station, Sally had layed down and revealed her stomach.
Her Obstrician, Rika Tamura, already put the lotion on her stomach and was
preparing the ultrasound when she noticed Wufei sitting in the corner. "Mr. Chang!
I didnt know you were on duty today, could you please switch the ultrasound to
the highest setting." Sally looked shocked that Ms. Tamura knew Wufei, and she
turned to her psuedo boyfriend "Wufei we know what IM doing on this floor of the
hospital, but what are YOU doing here?" She stared accusingly. Wufei sighed. He
had been hoping to avoid that question. "This floor of this hospital is run by
one of Quatres sisters. Quatre owed her a favor, and when this ward was short on
help she told Quatre she was calling in that favor, he decided to call in a favor
I owed him and sent me to do the voulnteer work here." Sally looked at him in
complete shock. She stifled a giggle but too late, Wufei had heard it and looked
at her with an 'omae o korosu' look (Copyright A.C. 195 by Heero Yuy Inc.) and told
her that if she told anyone, espically Duo, He would burn all of her clothes and
spread a rumor that she was sleeping with Milliardo Peacecraft. (which was totally
untrue) That shut her up, she liked her clothes. She did manage the guts to tell
Wufei that she wouldnt mind the Zechs thingy if he wasnt married, in an attempt
to make him jealous. Lets just say it worked as he immeaditly grabbed a chair
and set it where he was standing by Sally, sat down, and began to pout.

Fudun fudum fudun fudum

The baby's heartbeat was perfectly normal and healthy according to Ms. Tamura.
Sally was delighted at this information. Wufei, when he was sure no one was looking
allowed an 'Im the man' grin to grace his face, briefly.

After the ultrasound Sally called up her friend, who had dropped her off, and
told her she had found another ride home. Wufei, who didnt have a (working) car
was having Quatre('s driver) pick him up. He and Sally waited outside, avoiding
all eye contact when Quatres limo (hey the boy's rich, so i figure hes gotta have
a limo!) pulled up. Sally got in followed by Wufei. Instead of Quatre there in the
back, as Sally expected, Duo was there. "Duo-kun, why are you here instead of Quatre-kun?"
Sally asked. Wufei also looked slightly intrigued. "Hilde and I brought over Denielle
and Relena had come over to clean house for Quatre and Trowa, Since Cathy, who would
usually clean, since Quatre doesn't want strangers messing with his stuff, is REALLY pregnant.
Anyways, Relena brought Heero over and Quatre was having fun playing with Denielle,
so he asked if someone wanted to pick up Wufei, and I said id do it, But Quatre wouldnt
tell me why, or that sally would be here so I want details!"

Sallys head was spinning, she should have known that Duo would give such a....long
answer. Wufei wasnt as shocked, he knew if you asked Duo a question, you better have
brought earplugs along.

Duo, after a long time dragged out of Sally, that Sally was pregnant with Wufeis child.
he didnt have time to react since the limo had pulled up to the door of Quatres house,
and Wufei and Sally had gotten out and went inside leaving Duo sitting in the car
sputtering "um...um.um...um...um...um..um.um.....um....um...um...but....but...but.but..but.."
ect.

Sally, upon entering went over to where Quatre was still playing with Duo's baby.
He told her that since so many people had come over the were planning to have everyone stay
for dinner. About an hour of Playing with the baby, gossip, and old fashoned death threats
(O.o()) Somebody realized Duo still hadn't come in from the Limo, and it was time for dinner.
Hilde walked outside and got Duo out of the car and dragged him in by his arm. He was Wide-eyed,
and silent. It was a very scary moment.

About an hour into the dinner, and after many people asking Sally, 'whats wrong', Sally spoke up.
"I'm pregnant, please pass the gravy." Suprisingly nobody really registered her words, Trowa even
passed her the gravy, Untill Cathrine nonchantally asked her who the father was. That was when all
hell broke loose. There was shouting and......more shouting......and more shouting...and someone
yelled "SHUTUP!!!!.............its me....Im the Father" Wufei sat down and resumed eating as
Heero fell face first into the potatoes.