Title: The trouble with wufei 3
Author: Aya-chan
Disclaimer: I dont own Gundam wing and i highly doubt anyone who does own gundam wing would waste their time reading my fanfic. I hope yall are happy that im doing this, i should be doing my homework. oh well :)
An hour had passed. Heeros face (now potato-free and squeeky clean, thanks to Relena) was frozen in a queer look of disbelief. Sally had been surrounded by Hilde, Cathy, Quatre, and (eventually) Relena, and they were now in the process of planning a baby shower. Wufei refused to speak. Unfortunatily that didnt last long when five minutes after Wufeis proclimation of scilence, Heero woke up. Wufei forgot all about quiteness and started yelling at Heero for "ruining the dinner by fainting. Like a woman. A stupid woman." Trowa had finished his dinner, and was now washing his dishes. Duo had, sat in the corner, slightly disturbed by all of this for about 12 minutes when he realized that he was missing a *perfectly* good chance to tease Wufei. He slipped out the door, unnoticed by the others. Duo got in Quatres limo and drove it to every drug store, gas station and Convience store in the 47 mile radius. At the first Gas station he got out and told the clerk
"I WANT ALL THE CONDOMS YOUVE GOT. MWHAHAHAHAHHAHA."
the gas station lady was quite freaked out by this man, and told him to leave, and to never shop when hes horny. Slowly he got used to the looks and questions he got, and with in the hour, had 750 indivudally wrapped condoms and 58 boxes (courtsey of Quatres credit card, which duo had "borrowed"). He ran inside with 1/4 of his "paraphenallia" and dumped it at Wufeis feet. He made 3 more trips while everyone was frozen in the same spot with a look of shock, disgust, and humor written on their faces. By the time he was done wufei was up to his knees in condoms (literally). Duo stood after dumping the last at Wufeis feet. Everyone stood in slience untill Duo said "There Wufei, now we wont have to worry about the chance of you reproducing ever again." Needless to say, Wufei jumped him, and took him down. Duo sat, slightly beaten, with a goofy grin plastered on his face. Wufei went to sit and sulk some more. Quatre sighed at the look at all the condoms on his floor. "Okay everyone, there is no way ill be able to have company over untill this is cleaned up, everbody grab a garbage bag from the kitchen and pick up what you can. Whatever you collect i guess you cna keep or......whatever....I dont really want to know"
~the dreaded time skip.........3 months later (Sally is now 6 months along)~
Cathy and Sally had grown to be close friends, them both being pregnant and all. Sally and Cathy were sitting in the living room of Wufeis new apartment (that sally had also moved into) when Cathy started complaining about what she called "false labor pains," as she had about 2 weeks before the due date. It soon became apperent that the pains were not false after a couple minutes. Cathy was screaming, loudly. Wufei, having returned from a craving errand, (he swore he would never look at pepper and breakfast cereal the same way again) quickly drove Cathy to the hospital, in his newly fixed car. Sally was in the backseat, telling Trowa and Quatre that their child was about to be born via her cell phone. Inside the hospital Cathy was about to be wheeled into the deleviary room when she said "Sally, dont leave me. Stay till my brother and Quatre get here." "Of course I will Cathy" Sally scrubbed up and went to help Cathrine as her birthing coach.
After seeing entirely too much pain, and Cathy get a BIG needle stuck into her spine, Sally was relived of her birthing coach duties by the arrival of Quatre and Trowa. The doctor told her to go home and get some sleep, that Cathy probably wouldnt deliver for another 16 hours. At least. Sally was a little than more than freaked out. Sure she had heard horror stories of childbirth, but had never witnessed it. She was a doctor during a major war, yet had never seen pain like that. She made sure to whack Wufei with her purse before they reached the car.
Back at the house Wufei and Sally had gotten ready for bed, and were ready to retire to their seperate rooms. They were saying goodnight in the hall when Sally voiced her fear. "Im so afraid of childbirth now. Poor cathy has got 16 more hours to go *at least*. I heard a nurse say that Cathy was lucky to have such a short birth ahead." Sally took a deep breath. "My grandma didnt survive giving birth to my mothers youngest brother, what if im not stong enough?" Wufei looked at her and his eyes softened. "You are the strongest woman I know. Youll be fine." With that he leaned foreward, hesitated, and gave her a short kiss on the lips. He hurried to his room and Sally walked to hers with her fingers lightly touching her lips. She fell asleep, dreaming of the man in the room across the hall from her, who was so far away.
Sorry its short, but im sleepy. I dont have school tommarow so ill write more on this and on 'A Prom Story'
love Aya-chan
Author: Aya-chan
Disclaimer: I dont own Gundam wing and i highly doubt anyone who does own gundam wing would waste their time reading my fanfic. I hope yall are happy that im doing this, i should be doing my homework. oh well :)
An hour had passed. Heeros face (now potato-free and squeeky clean, thanks to Relena) was frozen in a queer look of disbelief. Sally had been surrounded by Hilde, Cathy, Quatre, and (eventually) Relena, and they were now in the process of planning a baby shower. Wufei refused to speak. Unfortunatily that didnt last long when five minutes after Wufeis proclimation of scilence, Heero woke up. Wufei forgot all about quiteness and started yelling at Heero for "ruining the dinner by fainting. Like a woman. A stupid woman." Trowa had finished his dinner, and was now washing his dishes. Duo had, sat in the corner, slightly disturbed by all of this for about 12 minutes when he realized that he was missing a *perfectly* good chance to tease Wufei. He slipped out the door, unnoticed by the others. Duo got in Quatres limo and drove it to every drug store, gas station and Convience store in the 47 mile radius. At the first Gas station he got out and told the clerk
"I WANT ALL THE CONDOMS YOUVE GOT. MWHAHAHAHAHHAHA."
the gas station lady was quite freaked out by this man, and told him to leave, and to never shop when hes horny. Slowly he got used to the looks and questions he got, and with in the hour, had 750 indivudally wrapped condoms and 58 boxes (courtsey of Quatres credit card, which duo had "borrowed"). He ran inside with 1/4 of his "paraphenallia" and dumped it at Wufeis feet. He made 3 more trips while everyone was frozen in the same spot with a look of shock, disgust, and humor written on their faces. By the time he was done wufei was up to his knees in condoms (literally). Duo stood after dumping the last at Wufeis feet. Everyone stood in slience untill Duo said "There Wufei, now we wont have to worry about the chance of you reproducing ever again." Needless to say, Wufei jumped him, and took him down. Duo sat, slightly beaten, with a goofy grin plastered on his face. Wufei went to sit and sulk some more. Quatre sighed at the look at all the condoms on his floor. "Okay everyone, there is no way ill be able to have company over untill this is cleaned up, everbody grab a garbage bag from the kitchen and pick up what you can. Whatever you collect i guess you cna keep or......whatever....I dont really want to know"
~the dreaded time skip.........3 months later (Sally is now 6 months along)~
Cathy and Sally had grown to be close friends, them both being pregnant and all. Sally and Cathy were sitting in the living room of Wufeis new apartment (that sally had also moved into) when Cathy started complaining about what she called "false labor pains," as she had about 2 weeks before the due date. It soon became apperent that the pains were not false after a couple minutes. Cathy was screaming, loudly. Wufei, having returned from a craving errand, (he swore he would never look at pepper and breakfast cereal the same way again) quickly drove Cathy to the hospital, in his newly fixed car. Sally was in the backseat, telling Trowa and Quatre that their child was about to be born via her cell phone. Inside the hospital Cathy was about to be wheeled into the deleviary room when she said "Sally, dont leave me. Stay till my brother and Quatre get here." "Of course I will Cathy" Sally scrubbed up and went to help Cathrine as her birthing coach.
After seeing entirely too much pain, and Cathy get a BIG needle stuck into her spine, Sally was relived of her birthing coach duties by the arrival of Quatre and Trowa. The doctor told her to go home and get some sleep, that Cathy probably wouldnt deliver for another 16 hours. At least. Sally was a little than more than freaked out. Sure she had heard horror stories of childbirth, but had never witnessed it. She was a doctor during a major war, yet had never seen pain like that. She made sure to whack Wufei with her purse before they reached the car.
Back at the house Wufei and Sally had gotten ready for bed, and were ready to retire to their seperate rooms. They were saying goodnight in the hall when Sally voiced her fear. "Im so afraid of childbirth now. Poor cathy has got 16 more hours to go *at least*. I heard a nurse say that Cathy was lucky to have such a short birth ahead." Sally took a deep breath. "My grandma didnt survive giving birth to my mothers youngest brother, what if im not stong enough?" Wufei looked at her and his eyes softened. "You are the strongest woman I know. Youll be fine." With that he leaned foreward, hesitated, and gave her a short kiss on the lips. He hurried to his room and Sally walked to hers with her fingers lightly touching her lips. She fell asleep, dreaming of the man in the room across the hall from her, who was so far away.
Sorry its short, but im sleepy. I dont have school tommarow so ill write more on this and on 'A Prom Story'
love Aya-chan
