A/N I know there are many errors in this story (like grammar). I would really appreciate it if someone would help me to proof read it.

Synopsis:

Professor Gilderoy Lockheart is back. After a series of mental examinations and test, he finally got his memory back. The word that he is a phony had already spread like wildfire in the Wizard's world; ashamed he then decided to live with the Muggles. Equipped with a dashing smile (Winner of the Witch Weekly most charming smile), he then becomes a band manager of an Irish boy band.

The band has gained popularity in the Wizard's world. When Hermione re-established SPEW (Sisterhood Party Enthusiastic about Westlife), a fan club with Ginny as the Vice-president, Ron is jealous, Neville is furious, Draco does not get the attention he usually gets and Harry is envious because Cho Chang has a deep crush with Nicky (One of the band's member). Draco then decided to use their long family secret weapon, "The Malfoy's Charm.", which is more powerful than any love potion and much deadlier than Avada Kedavra

Harry then heard a plan to assassinate Dumbledore, it will be done by a spy in Hogwarts. Can the gang stop it before it was to late?

* As this fanfiction during happened the sixth year. People who have not read the first four books may find some spoilers.

* Disclaimer – I do not own the characters of Harry Potter, they belong to J.K. Rowling. In addition I do not own Westlife. This is just a fanfic and I hope you enjoy.

The events in this story happened during 6th year in Hogwart's.

Chapter 1 "Dudley's first kiss?"

Harry was on a room. It was dark, a dungeon, and no it seems like a hall. But it was too dark to even see his surroundings. All around him were tables and chairs but no one is in them. He looked down to his feet and was surprised to see broken glasses. Panic didn't help. Through his mind was still frantic, Harry's body is like drawing back. He fought to assert control and again he felt strangely calm.

Am I alive or dead? He searched all his memories and experiences. But all he found is the memory of what happened to his parents when he was a baby, when the Dark Lord murdered them.

What is it?

Lub-dub,lub-dub…what was it…?

It was the beating of his heart.

He realized that he was wearing robes they were long green robes. Harry placed his hand in his pocket and touched something slimy.

 A frog suddenly jumped from his pocket and started hopping away.

He continued walking, slowly and slowly while stepping at the broken glasses. He looked at his right and became surprised on what he saw.

It was a mirror, his eyes then peeped inside. He saw his image, but it was not he. Someone he knew was standing there, someone he knew for years.

It was Neville, his classmate from Gryffindor; he has taken the body of Neville.

Harry placed his hand near his eyes, and can't believe that it is real. It's not real? It's just a dream? Harry keeps telling to himself.

Suddenly a door burst open. A man with a long cloak entered. He keeps trying seeing the mysterious man. But before he could look any further, the man started firing a green light in the tip of his wand.

 A familiar face then caught his eye.

It was Sirius Black his Godfather. Harry screamed when the light hit his Godfather. Black fell in the ground with his eyes open and he was dead.

 Tears poured in Harry's eyes, he was shocked.

 Then he heard a familiar voice shouting at him, it was Ginny exclaiming "Neville! Behind you!" Harry turned to his back, stunned; he realized that it is the cloaked man. He could fell its breath all around his body. But when he attempted to peek in its dark hood the man suddenly raised his wand and whispered Avada Kedavra.

***

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Harry screamed. He woke-up and sits on his bed. He was still perspiring and tears continued to flow in his eyes. Then he noticed something peculiar. He touched his forehead and was surprised on what he felt. It was blood, red and oozy blood. The scar in his forehead was bleeding. The scar hurts and he remembered that the last time it happened, the Dark Lord was near.

Harry went out of his bed, Hedwig was squawking as ever before. He gets his parchment and pen and started to write. "Dear Sirius…" But as he will continue his next word he realized its consequences. Sirius Black, still in hiding with the Ministry of Magic will surely go and help him. Harry loved his Godfather that he doesn't want it to have trouble because if Black was caught the Dementors will proceed with its kiss and suck Sirius' soul.

He placed the pen and parchment down.

Harry then proceeds to the bathroom. He was relieved that all the Dursley are at sleep, he can even hear Dudley's snore. He took the towel and wiped the blood in his forehead. He was relieved to find that the bleeding has stopped.

***

Harry hardly slept that day, he was still thinking of what he dreamt. Although by this time he had already forgotten some of the details.

Harry got out of his bed and went downstairs .By time he was halfway in the stairs he heard a loud sound and placed his hand near his ear in order to hear it more clearly.

It was the television set, tuned very loud. As he went down further, he realized that it was Dudley who is watching TV. But unlike the other days when Dudley used to watch the cartoons Powerpuff girls that he and Aunt Petunia quarrels on which show to watch because Aunt Petunia's soap favorite soap opera has the same time as his cartoons. Dudley was watching a different show; he was watching MTV (Music Television).

Harry decided to watch TV. The female VJ in the show does not look familiar; Harry does not watch TV often. But he can read in a caption that the VJ's name is Amanda Griffin.

"Good Morning to all of you. Today we have a very special episode. Do you know why?" asked Amanda confidently with an Australian accent.

"Yeh Yeh continue," said Dudley while eating Potato chips. Harry thought that if Aunt Petunia sees this, Dudley would be in big trouble.

"Today we have a special guest, we have an interview with the manager of the famous Irish boy band Westlife!" exclaimed Amanda with enthusiasm.

Harry then heard in the background of girls are screaming.

"And now let us welcome Mr. Gilderoy Lockheart."

Harry almost dropped his jaw, he cannot believe on what he heard. For a moment he thought that it was a different Gilderoy Lockheart, and not his former Defense Against Dark Arts teacher. But as he saw the man appeared in TV, what he thought was wrong.

"Good Mourning! Ladies and Beautiful women, a pleasant day to you all especially to you Amanda," said Lockheart with a strange British accent. Harry was even surer that it was Lockheart when he smiled; the same old smile that won the Witch weekly. But his clothes were different; he wears pure white polo and slacks. What Harry finds weird is his hat, it was black and does not match the other garments.

"First of all. I would like to invite all of you to the Westlife concert. I am sure that you will all enjoy it," said Lockheart.

"Okay! We will be giving two free tickets to lucky callers who can answer our three questions. Please call 4534342 to participate," VJ Amada said.

To Harry's surprise Dudley quickly grabbed the phone and dialed, he dropped the Potato Chips in the floor.

"Goood Morning, Is thiis M-MTV?" asked Dudley.

Harry then realized Dudley has managed to call MTV.

"Oh hello, we have a lucky caller. Can I know you name please?" asked VJ Amanda.

"He-helloo, I am Dudu-udley," answered Dudley nervously.

"Oh hello Du-udley, Are you ready to answer our 3 questions to win you the ticket?"

"Ye-es."

"Okay, for our first question. Give the title of Westlife latest album?"

Dudley then checked the contents of his bag then answered "Coast to Coast."

"Very good, Du-udley and now for our second question. Who was the model featured in the video Uptown girl?"

"Aaaa, Claudia Schiffer," Dudley answered and now perspiring even though the temperature is cold.

"And now Du-udley for our final question which will make you win the tickets. Are you nervous?"

"No-oo of course I am not."

"Who are the five members of the Boy band Westlife?"

"Aaa-aaah Mark Feehily, Shane Filan, Kian Egan, Bryan Mcfadden and and…"

Dudley then paused for a while thinking.

"Aaa A Aaa."

Harry then thought for a while, he remembered the times when Dudley mistreats him. Harry suddenly had an idea to get even with Dudley.

"Vernon Dursley," Harry whispered to Dudley.

"and Vernon Dursley!" Dudley exclaimed confidently.

"Who the hell is Vernon Dursley!" exclaimed Lockheart.

"I am sorry Du-udley, the member that you forgot to mention is Nicky Byrne," Amanda paused with a giggle.

"Better luck next time," then the VJ hanged the phone.

Harry also giggled, trying to stop himself to burst into laughter.

Dudley turned red and suddenly went to Harry. He lifted Harry by its shirt. But as he is going to punch him he remembered Harry's Godfather, Sirius Black. He was afraid that he may turn-up and takes revenge. He placed Harry down.

***

Harry still cannot stop thinking on what happened to Dudley. He still made small giggles when he recalled how Dudley was humiliated in national television. But he cannot stop thinking about Gilderoy Lockheart; he remembered when they are in the second year when Lockheart tried to cast a mind charm on them. But he is actually happy for him that he has an excellent career now.

Suddenly the front door burst open, it was Uncle Vernon. Harry can see from his face that he did not have a good day. "Harry! Harry!" exclaimed Uncle Vernon. From the tone of his voice, Harry can guess that his uncle is very mad.

"Yes Uncle Vernon," Harry said like a puppy.

"Don't make fool of me Harry!" exclaimed Uncle Vernon like a Norwegian Dragon.

"Uncle I don't know why you are mad?"

"You and your freak wizard friends performing a joke on me!"

"What's wrong sweetheart?" asked Aunt Petunia while coming out of the kitchen.

"This Harry here, made a fool out of me!" exclaimed Uncle Vernon.

"What mischief did he do now?" asked Aunt Petunia

"He and his friends made a curse. In the office, everywhere I go everywhere I go everyone calls me…"

"Calls you what darling".

"Calls me Nicky Byrne, everyone says that I am the fifth member of Westlife, I don't even know what that means! Everywhere I go everyone who knows me is calling me that! This Potter here bewitched everyone I know!"

Harry then saw Dudley go up of the stairs.

"You Harry, go to the cupboard!"

"But but…" Harry said.

"No But's go!" exclaimed Uncle Vernon while pointing his finger in his cupboard.

Harry had no choice. He thinks of reasoning to Uncle Vernon but at his temper it is useless. But as Harry is walking towards the cupboard, Hedwig came with a letter. He removed the letter as fast as he can. Luckily Uncle Vernon is madly talking to Aunt Petunia that they did not notice him. He went inside the familiar cupboard and started to open the letter, it was from Ron.

Dear Harry,

How are you today? The summer vacation is almost over and I am excited in the next school year. Hermione and me met at the Leaky Cauldron. I hope to find you there but Hermoine told me that the Dursley's did not gave you permission. I also accompanied her to Gringotts to withdraw some of your money to buy you the things we will need this school year. Hermione told me that you requested her to buy our supplies.

Ginny has a new boyfriend, guess who? It's Neville! Yikes! Just thinking that he will become my brother in law gives me the creeps. Fred and George are always teasing Ginny for choosing such a guy.

Anyway hope to see you at Kings Cross.

Ron.

Harry folded the letter and rested in the cupboard.

***

The next morning Harry went down to breakfast to find the three Dursleys already sitting around the kitchen table and was watching MTV. Dudley again was complaining about the long walk between the fridge and the television in the living room. Dudley only spends his time either eating in the kitchen or watching television. Harry sat down between Dudley and Uncle Vernon, a large beefy man with very little neck and a lot of mustache.

"Change the channel to 41, my favorite soap opera is soon coming," ordered Aunt Petunia to Dudley.

"But mom I am watching MTV," Dudley answered; still his mouth is filled with food.

"What do you get from that show? Its all nonsense music."

"I am waiting for their daily quiz, I am trying to win tickets for the upcoming concert."

"What concert?" asked Aunt Petunia curiously.

"Well, there is an upcoming Westlife concert."

Uncle Vernon then placed down the fork and asked "I have heard that before, they even teased me yesterday. What is that Westlife?"

"It's the hottest and coolest singing group." Answered Dudley.

"And why do you want to have tickets?" asked Aunt Petunia.

"Well there was this girl, errr I I," but before Dudley can continue the next word.

"Ask her out to the concert," said Mr. Dursley.

"errr Exactly," answered Dudley while looking down.

Suddenly, Aunt Petunia's eyes burst into tears.

"Oh my baby, my small baby is now a man and courting a girl," said Aunt Petunia while hugging Dudley.

"Son, if you ever need any advice you can always ask from me. As you know when I was a few years younger, girls followed me everywhere. They even beg me for dates," bragged Uncle Vernon.

Harry was shocked on what he heard; He heard the biggest lie of all.

"Mom, Dad since I cannot win the tickets, I was hoping that you would give me some money to purchase them," Dudley requested.

"Certainly, son I am sure that girl will like you. You are more a million times more handsome than this Potter here," said Uncle Vernon while looking at Harry.

***

Dudley had managed to buy tickets and three days later it was Dudley's big day; tonight he will go to the house of the girl. Harry has packed his things for tomorrow he will get to King's Cross. Still Harry could not stop thinking about Dudley; he sure wanted to watch Dudley's date. He felt his invisibility cloak in his bag and had a brilliant idea.

Using his invisibility cloak he went down the stairs. He could see Dudley wearing a black tuxedo and a bowtie.

"Mom, I am not going to a prom, I am going to watch a concert," said Dudley.

"Don't be stupid, it looks perfect on you," answered Aunt Petunia while tears coming out in his eyes.

Dudley has no choice, if he wants to borrow the car; he has to follow his parents.

Car keys from Uncle Vernon went to the car and drove away. Harry, using the invisibility cloak has managed to go in the back of the car without being seen.

Harry could smell Dudley's powerful perfume inside. It has a very unusual smell that he almost vomited. "Up town girl. She's been living in her uptown world. I bet she never had a back street guy. I bet her mama never told her why," Dudley started singing in the car while shaking his body. "Who ho ho hoo she's uptown girl who ho ho," continued Dudley. At that time Harry thinks that he were better with a Dementor than in this car hearing Dudley singing.

Finally Dudley arrived at their destination, it was a simple house in Manchester drive. Dudley went out of the car holding flowers. Harry still with the invisibility cloak followed Dudley in the house doorstep.

Dudley pressed the doorbell, after a few moments the door opened.

A girl went out in the door. She has piggy eyes and as big as Hedwig. Her body is skinny with long uncombed hair. She wears a pink dress with Westlife written on it, there are pictures of its members there. Her pants have Westlife written vertically on it. Also her bag has a Westlife trademark. Harry thinking of Dudley and she together gives him the creeps.

"Dudley our prom is not until December," said the girl.

"Err sorry Casey ah its because of my mom," Dudley answered.

"It's your mom again, don't tell me your mama's boy."

"No of course not. Lets get in the car will be late for the concert"

"Sure."

Casey and Dudley went inside the car. Harry followed them and sits in the back.

Harry felt that he was hit with the Cruciatus curse, Casey and Dudley continued singing in duet that it felt like torture.

When they got to the stadium there are many people lining up the ticket booth, they are singing and seem very excited. Harry decided to stay in the car not to go with them, he had enough torture for one day.

After a few hours Dudley and Casey arrived and drove home, they seemed to have enjoyed themselves that they continued their singing.

After a while they finally arrived home.

Dudley and Casey went out of the car and went in front of the door.

"Oh Dudley I had a very wonderful time," said Casey.

"Me too," Dudley said.

There was a moment of silence. The two couples waited and stared at each other. Casey then closed her eyes and arched her face towards Dudley's lips. Dudley shake as ever before, but as their lips is half an inches near each other Dudley suddenly exclaimed "Wait!" He then get a candy at his pocket, it was a Mentos, a candy that is a breath freshener, placed it in his mouth and stared the chew. It is my first kiss and my breath should smell delicious Dudley thought.

As Harry looked at the couple, he felt a little bit envy. Dudley will have his first kiss while he cannot even ask Cho Chang for a date.

"Okay lets continue," Dudley said.

Again Casey closed her eyes, so is Dudley. They arched their necks so their lips will touch each other but suddenly Casey drew back and asked, "Do you smell pepper?"

"Nope," Dudley said. But as he placed his mouth near his mouth, he could smell that his breath smelled like pepper. Suddenly there was a clutching in his stomach; something odd is happening, he can hear croaks. To Dudley's surprise he vomited exactly at Casey, not an ordinary vomit but slugs started to come out his mouth.

Shocked and frightened Casey started screaming and ran inside the house slamming the door.

After a few seconds Dudley's vomit stopped, the slugs have started running away. To Harry's surprise he heard giggles in the side of the house. He went there but not surprised on who he saw.