AN: This is just a joke so if you have no sense of humour get the bloody hell lost!

Chapter 1 – Five ordinary girls.

You couldn't say they were absolutely great friends. Not all of them at least. Amanda was best
friends with Judy but that seemed to be the best pair of friends out of the five girls. The only thing
that made them a group was they all met at the computer room at recess and lunch and liked gundam
wing. Mostly they played music in the computer room trying to have competitions who would get the
loudest. When I come to think of it, it was only Amanda and Judy who were blasting the whole
computer room with crazy noises which drove everyone insane. After about 5 minutes of the noise
competition either the girls would get into trouble or there would be no one left in the computer
room.
Anastassia (who actually didn't like gundam wing at all, just knew about it) and Liza (Who
only liked Heero and Duo) were the only ones who got annoyed from the music out of the five.
I guess it started when Alice was drawing a picture of the same eye for the 50th time probably.
There were 49 clones of the same eye around her and Liza decided to draw all over one. After
detroying the 50th clone completely Alice attacked Liza threatening to destroy her with a pen and
repeating her famous words – Omao Koros – which means you will be killed in japanese. These
words were found in Amanda's smelly English to Japanese dictionary. The dictionary must have
been at least 130 years old and the stench could probably make someone pass out. As far as I am
concerned that dictionary was toxic.
Anyway, I am getting carried away. Amanda pulled out her fake gun and pointed at Liza. Liza
would have screamed if it weren't for the obvious distortion in the gun which made her crack up
instead.
In some what way these girls still managed to fit in the group of "ordinary girls" until their
whole life changed when they decided to go to the lowers! The lowers was a strange garden looking
place which connected the girls school with the boys school. After about 5 minutes Liza managed to
get Judy and Alice in a ferocious fight and sat on a crooked tree screaming as if it was a boxing
match. If Amanda hadn't butted in someone could have seriously gotten kicked really hard.
After deciding there was nothing else to do at the lowers the girls decided to finally make their
way back to the school when suddenly Liza noticed 5 boys walking in their direction.
"Hi girls!" screamed a boy with a long brown platt.
The girls stopped and turned looking blankly at the american who was waving at them.
Amanda blushed and turned and Anastassia started fixing her hair. Judy was still walking towards the
girls after realising they had stopped and kept looking backwards thinking she was dropping
something all the time. Little did she know that her platts were the things that kept hitting her making
her look back.
A chinese boy walked straight up to Alice and looked her up and down before she cracked up
and threatened to arrest him with a lollipop. A blonde boy sniggered while the chinese boy didn't
look very impressed.
"Where are the boys on your side?" asked the chinese boy.
"There are no boys on our side. This is an only girls school," exclaimed Amanda blushing as a
boy with a strange hair doo smiled at her.
"Mind if we stay around?" asked the boys.
Anastassia nodded not taking her eyes off them as they sat on the grass. Suddenly Liza dropped
her bag and started rumbling through. She could see who Amanda was looking at and she thought it
was really funny. She grabbed the photo she had just gotten yesterday and shoved it infront of the
boy's face.
"Look, that is Amanda dressed up as a gay boy," sniggered Liza pointing at Amanda who was
dressed up as Trowa.
The boy looked at her angrily and turned away from her. Liza sat back down curious to know
who these boys really were. Amanda's face was beetroot red and her hands were twitching getting
closer to Liza's neck by the second.
"So who are you guys?" asked Alice suddenly looking very interested in the guy who was
chinese.
"We are the gundam wing pilots," said the american.
Liza cracked up and hopped around quickly sitting down after getting scary glares from the
girls. She sniggered as she looked at the boys.
"We really are. My name is Heero Yuy and we come from a different world which is so much
like yours it is scary. We finished out job there so we decided to go here," said the boy who hadn't
talked before.
He had prussian blue eyes and brown hair.
"How much do you weight Heero?" asked Alice suddenly.
Heero looked at her strangely but Alice continued, "Do you have a gundam? Isn't your
girlfriend Relena? Isn't she a shit?"
Heero glared at her angrily but the boy with the platt smashed him hard on the back.
"Don't mind them Heero. They are absolute fans! After all, they think the cartoons they watch
aren't real," said the american.
"You are Duo aren't you?" asked Anastassia blushing.
The boy nodded and she squeeled in delight. Duo blushed but looked very happy that someone
was interested.
"Can we go out?" asked Anastasia suddenly.
Duo looked quite taken aback but suddenly nodded laughing. Liza looked down angrily. How
could Anastasia just ask someone to go out with her? Suddenly she went bright red in the face.
"You are Trowa aren't you?" asked Liza to the boy with the strange hair doo.
He nodded angrily.
"That means your that guy Amanda dressed up as!" screamed Liza laughing her head off.
Trowa went bright red and Amanda pinched Liza hard on the arm making her scream in pain.
Duo stood up still laughing. He must have been the most cheerful of all the boys.
"See you guys! We'll meet you here again tomorrow ok?" asked Duo walking off.
"Bye! Omao Korosu Heero!" said Liza laughing.
Heero stiffened but was dragged away but Duo looking nervously around. He didn't want
Heero to start a fight with a girl.
"Heero come back! You haven't killed me yet!" screamed Liza after Heero.
It took a lot of pushing a shoving to turn Heero again and keep him walking in one direction.
Alice was walking slowly behind the other girls looking down.
"What's wrong Alice?" asked Judy.
"Wufei is so hot and I am supposed to hate him!" cried Alice rushing away from the girls.
The girls shrugged and kept walking forward. Liza had always considered herself an ordinary
girl but today had been the strangest day of all and now she considered herself one of the luckiest
people on earth to actually talk to Heero. She couldn't believe she threatened to kill him but it was
funny at the time. Liza wondered what she would say the next time she would see Heero. Would he
be any nicer than he was today? Well, she would only find out tomorrow.