Disclaimer:
The Slayer: Hello and welcome again, to The Slayer's Disclaimers!!!
GirChic: What about me?
The Slayer: Look GirChic, you're not even writing this fic. So stay out of my disclaimers!!!
GirChic: Aw
The Slayer: Hey wait a minute how did you get into this disclaimer anyway?
GirChic: Um.........Staff entrance?
The Slayer: Oh...........
Daz: Hello, Slayer
The Slayer: Daz? What are you doing here? And how did you get in?
Daz: Well I have come to remind you that you don't own Invader Zim and I used the staff entrance
The Slayer: Oh...............
Ztarlight: Hi Everyone!!!
The Slayer: Let me guess, you came in by the staff entrance? Huh?
Ztarlight: Nope, I came through from the toilet!!! And by the way that's a nice toilet cleaner you have there, it's lemony fresh!!!
The Slayer, GirChic & Daz: 0.o
Ztarlight: What?
The Slayer: Um, why don't we get on with the story? Yes that's a good idea!
Ztarlight: Hey Slayer, do you have anymore of that toilet cleaner?
The Slayer: 0.o
LIFE
Chapter One: The Battle
"This is the end Zim!" hollered the pale figure, squinting through his glasses as the icy cold rain pelted down from the heavens above.
The paste covered green boy scowled and wiped some of the watery substance from his face, "Oh no Dib, it's only just the beginning."
As the thunder rolled, the two adversaries leapt towards each other. Both with a certain death glint in his eyes, there could only be one real winner.
There was no one about, on one to help and on one to witness what was about to happen. The rain became harder and the chilling breeze picked up and transformed into a howling gust.
The silence was broken by the pained and horrific cries of a boy, there was a flash of mechanical legs and human limbs and blood stained the pavement of the deserted street...
To Be Continued...
The Slayer: Okay what did you think of it?
GirChic: *Jumps up, stuffing her mouth full of pop corn* I LIKED IT!!!!
Daz: AAAAHHHH!!!
The Slayer & GirChic: What's wrong?!
Daz: Look at all the toilet cleaner!!! THE HORROR!!!!
The Slayer: The toilet cleaner, the lemony fresh sent haunts ME!!!
*We see a LARGE mountain of toilet cleaner bottles in the middle of the room*
GirChic: I like it!!!
The Slayer: You would!
Ztarlight: *Grins holding a large piece of paper from behind her back* Hey, I made something for you!! ^-^
The Slayer, GirChic & Daz: What?
Ztarlight: *Holds up the paper and we can see that it is a LARGE painting of the IZ characters with toilet cleaner?* JUST FOR YOU GUYS!!!
The Slayer, GirChic & Daz: 0.o
GirChic:..........I LIKE IT!!!
The Slayer: What was I on when I wrote this? And why is there toilet cleaner everywhere? I don't think GirChic is the only one that needs to got to the Looney bin now
The Slayer: Hello and welcome again, to The Slayer's Disclaimers!!!
GirChic: What about me?
The Slayer: Look GirChic, you're not even writing this fic. So stay out of my disclaimers!!!
GirChic: Aw
The Slayer: Hey wait a minute how did you get into this disclaimer anyway?
GirChic: Um.........Staff entrance?
The Slayer: Oh...........
Daz: Hello, Slayer
The Slayer: Daz? What are you doing here? And how did you get in?
Daz: Well I have come to remind you that you don't own Invader Zim and I used the staff entrance
The Slayer: Oh...............
Ztarlight: Hi Everyone!!!
The Slayer: Let me guess, you came in by the staff entrance? Huh?
Ztarlight: Nope, I came through from the toilet!!! And by the way that's a nice toilet cleaner you have there, it's lemony fresh!!!
The Slayer, GirChic & Daz: 0.o
Ztarlight: What?
The Slayer: Um, why don't we get on with the story? Yes that's a good idea!
Ztarlight: Hey Slayer, do you have anymore of that toilet cleaner?
The Slayer: 0.o
LIFE
Chapter One: The Battle
"This is the end Zim!" hollered the pale figure, squinting through his glasses as the icy cold rain pelted down from the heavens above.
The paste covered green boy scowled and wiped some of the watery substance from his face, "Oh no Dib, it's only just the beginning."
As the thunder rolled, the two adversaries leapt towards each other. Both with a certain death glint in his eyes, there could only be one real winner.
There was no one about, on one to help and on one to witness what was about to happen. The rain became harder and the chilling breeze picked up and transformed into a howling gust.
The silence was broken by the pained and horrific cries of a boy, there was a flash of mechanical legs and human limbs and blood stained the pavement of the deserted street...
To Be Continued...
The Slayer: Okay what did you think of it?
GirChic: *Jumps up, stuffing her mouth full of pop corn* I LIKED IT!!!!
Daz: AAAAHHHH!!!
The Slayer & GirChic: What's wrong?!
Daz: Look at all the toilet cleaner!!! THE HORROR!!!!
The Slayer: The toilet cleaner, the lemony fresh sent haunts ME!!!
*We see a LARGE mountain of toilet cleaner bottles in the middle of the room*
GirChic: I like it!!!
The Slayer: You would!
Ztarlight: *Grins holding a large piece of paper from behind her back* Hey, I made something for you!! ^-^
The Slayer, GirChic & Daz: What?
Ztarlight: *Holds up the paper and we can see that it is a LARGE painting of the IZ characters with toilet cleaner?* JUST FOR YOU GUYS!!!
The Slayer, GirChic & Daz: 0.o
GirChic:..........I LIKE IT!!!
The Slayer: What was I on when I wrote this? And why is there toilet cleaner everywhere? I don't think GirChic is the only one that needs to got to the Looney bin now
