Disclaimer:

The Slayer: Finally it's here!!!

GirChic: Did ya miss me?

The Slayer: GIRCHIC!!!! You didn't even write this fic!!! And how on earth, are you getting into my disclaimers?

GirChic: Um...........I don't know

The Slayer: Well, I don't own Invader Zim

GirChic: I got you a Christmas Gift!!!

The Slayer: And what would that be?

GirChic: Not 'WHAT' it's 'WHO' *GirChic runs off stage and we hear a very familiar voice*

Dib: AAAAhhhh, GET OFF ME!!! You're working for 'ZIM' aren't you!!! *He is being dragged on stage by GirChic*

The Slayer: Gee, she is fairly strong for a small slave robot

GirChic: LooK!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS SLAYER!!!!!!

The Slayer: *Stares at Dib for a few moments, then lets out a huge squeal in delight* Oh MY STARS!!!! It's DIB!!!! *Runs over to Dib and hugs him tightly*

Dib: *Is being chocked by The Slayer's tight hug* Can't.....breath!

The Slayer: *Realizes and releases him* Sorry, I lost my self control for a few minutes there. Why don't you readers read this chapter, while I wait for Dib to catch his breath

Dib: *gasping and panting for air*

LIFE


Chapter Three: Mr Brown

A smile found it's way on Dib's pale face, this was a very rare sight these days.

Gaz hadn't waited for Dib after skool and he had decided he would mosey on over to the local library and take a look and see if there was anymore paranormal books he hadn't hired out before.

The smile faded away from Dib's lifeless and dull face as he made his way up the steps of the library.

"Why, hello there Dib," came a bright and cheery voice, as soon as Dib set foot into the library.

"Oh, hello Mr Brown," Dib forced a smile on his face, after all Mr Brown was the only person to even acknowledge him.

Mr Brown was a tall and lanky fellow, most of his clothes usually hung off him. He wore extremely thick coke bottle glasses and a neat necktie, his hair was light brown and was in his trade mark hair style: a mattered mess. Dib wondered why he hadn't notice Mr Brown until a few weeks ago, since Mr Brown had claimed to worked at the library for 20 years.

"After more books on the paranormal kid?" smiled Mr Brown leaning over the counter handing Dib his books, "Here you go, I saved them just for you."

"Thanks Mr Brown," Dib found a faint smile form on his face, his books and spying on Zim were the only thing that brought him happiness now.

Mr Brown was one of the three librarians that worked at the library and he had been there the longest too, Dib guessed why he and Mr Brown got along so well was because that it appeared that Mr Brown was unnoticed as well. Even if Mr Brown did all the work, he was never thanked for his help, which made Dib pity him for how hard Mr Brown worked and not to get even a thank you for it, though he didn't seem to care.

Dib slipped the antique stylebooks into his pack and bided Mr Brown good bye and set off from home.

Mr Brown beamed kindly and watched as Dib left the library, but his smile soon faded away and he shook his head sadly saying to himself, "That poor kid, he hasn't worked it out yet."

To Be Continued...

The Slayer: Well we're back!!!

GirChic: YAY!!!

Dib: who are you people?

The Slayer: Well, I'm The Slayer and this is GirChic

Dib: Okay, do you work for Zim?

The Slayer: No, but I'm one of your biggest FANS!!! Can I have your autograph?

Dib: Er.....Okay......
The Slayer: YAY! *Takes off her trench coat and produces a COOL silver pen and hands them to Dib (This is my personal dream)*

*Dib still confused signs her trench coat*

The Slayer: Oh thank you SSSSSSOOOOOOO much!!!!

Dib: Could someone tell me what am I doing here?

Girchic: I kidnapped you and gave you to The Slayer for a Christmas gift!

The Slayer: Don't worry, I'll take you back to Invader Zim later on!!!

Dib: Wait a minute what do you know about Zim?

GirChic: That he....... *Is cut short by The Slayer*

The Slayer: *Grins devilishly* That he is gonna be here in the Next disclaimer!

Dib: Really, well, I'll protect you!!

GirChic: I happen to like...... *Cut short again*

The Slayer: *Whispers* Look GirChic, this is our 'BIG' chance two have to stars of Invader Zim in our disclaimers!! I mean my disclaimers!!!

GirChic: But how are you gonna get Zim here? You know what he is like!!

The Slayer: GirChic, I'm the one and only 'SLAYER' when have I ever failed before?

GirChic: Well, there was that time when you.........

The Slayer: See exactly I have never failed!!! I shall have Zim in my next disclaimer!!! Maha ha haaaaaaaa!!!!