Voldie's Big Adventure
I don't own Wormtail, Voldemort, Pikesville or McDonalds. I don't even know if I own the LATC....i might.....but then again, she might exist
"Wormtail, if there is one thing that I hate more then Muggles, it's AMERICAN Muggles" Voldemort said, as he stirred his tea delicately.
Womtail nodded "Yes, yes, of course my lord. American muggles. They must all be killed"
Voldemort smiled a sick and twisted little smile. "Very good idea Wormtail. We must kill them all. Where do they like to congregate?"
Wormtail tried furiously to remember his muggle studies class......"they all like something....called.......fast food...and one of the places for fast food is a place called......McDonalds!"
Voldemort nodded "Very good Wormtail, very good" and he pulled out his wand.
PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE
Suddenly, Wormtail and Voldemort appeared in a McDonalds in Pikesville Maryland, and for all of you who don't know where Pikesville is, it's a suburb off Baltimore County....I think.
Wormtail glanced around "My Lord, I believe we are in a McDonalds in Pikesville Maryland, and if you don't know where Pikesville is, My Lord, it's a suburb off Baltimore County....I think."
Voldemort looked at him "Oh" he said, then walked up to the counter.
The Lady at the Counter smiled at him and popped her gum. Their conversation went something like this:
Lady At the Counter: *smiles, snaps gum* "How can I help you?"
Voldemort: My name is Lord Voldemort and I am here to kill you
LATC((lady at the counter)): Sure, Voldie. Can I call you Voldie
Voldemort: no
LATC: *not paying attention* Sure whatever Voldie *snaps gum*
Voldemort: *glares*
LATC: So, ya ordering anything or not, Voldie
Voldemort: I already told you! I'm here to kill you! And don't call me Voldie! It hurts my feelings!
LATC: What if I order for you. Ok, I'll give you a quarter pounder with cheese meal, and supersize it. And look, I'm gonna give you an apple pie for free! Because I like your little friend there, he's cute
Wormtail: ME?
LATC: yah you suga!
Wormtail:*looks scared*
LATC: Don't be shy. I don't bite *snaps gum* hard. *winks*
Wormtail:giggles nervously
Voldemort: Stop that infernal popping noise! What is wrong with you woman? Are you gonna explode? It would make my life so much easier if you did........
LATC: *to wormtail* Come up to the counter suga, I got a Big Mac with your name on it.
Wormtail: *shyly* ok *walks up to counter*
LATC: hop up! *pats counter*
Wormtail: alrightie *jumps onto counter*
LATC: *starts feeding him french fries*
Voldemort: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! *points wand at LATC* AVADA KED-
Wormtail: NOOOOOOO! I LOVE HER! *jumps in front of Voldemort*
People in McDonalds: *stare at them*
Wormtail: *punches Voldemort* Ouch! My hand!
LATC:*turns on the Milkshake Machine and points it in the direction of Voldemort*
Voldemort: NO! NOT THE MILKSHAKE MACHINE!
PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE Much later, Voldemort woke up. He was back where he started, except Wormtail was nowhere to be seen, and he smelled suspiciously like milkshakes.
THE END!
I don't own Wormtail, Voldemort, Pikesville or McDonalds. I don't even know if I own the LATC....i might.....but then again, she might exist
"Wormtail, if there is one thing that I hate more then Muggles, it's AMERICAN Muggles" Voldemort said, as he stirred his tea delicately.
Womtail nodded "Yes, yes, of course my lord. American muggles. They must all be killed"
Voldemort smiled a sick and twisted little smile. "Very good idea Wormtail. We must kill them all. Where do they like to congregate?"
Wormtail tried furiously to remember his muggle studies class......"they all like something....called.......fast food...and one of the places for fast food is a place called......McDonalds!"
Voldemort nodded "Very good Wormtail, very good" and he pulled out his wand.
PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE
Suddenly, Wormtail and Voldemort appeared in a McDonalds in Pikesville Maryland, and for all of you who don't know where Pikesville is, it's a suburb off Baltimore County....I think.
Wormtail glanced around "My Lord, I believe we are in a McDonalds in Pikesville Maryland, and if you don't know where Pikesville is, My Lord, it's a suburb off Baltimore County....I think."
Voldemort looked at him "Oh" he said, then walked up to the counter.
The Lady at the Counter smiled at him and popped her gum. Their conversation went something like this:
Lady At the Counter: *smiles, snaps gum* "How can I help you?"
Voldemort: My name is Lord Voldemort and I am here to kill you
LATC((lady at the counter)): Sure, Voldie. Can I call you Voldie
Voldemort: no
LATC: *not paying attention* Sure whatever Voldie *snaps gum*
Voldemort: *glares*
LATC: So, ya ordering anything or not, Voldie
Voldemort: I already told you! I'm here to kill you! And don't call me Voldie! It hurts my feelings!
LATC: What if I order for you. Ok, I'll give you a quarter pounder with cheese meal, and supersize it. And look, I'm gonna give you an apple pie for free! Because I like your little friend there, he's cute
Wormtail: ME?
LATC: yah you suga!
Wormtail:*looks scared*
LATC: Don't be shy. I don't bite *snaps gum* hard. *winks*
Wormtail:giggles nervously
Voldemort: Stop that infernal popping noise! What is wrong with you woman? Are you gonna explode? It would make my life so much easier if you did........
LATC: *to wormtail* Come up to the counter suga, I got a Big Mac with your name on it.
Wormtail: *shyly* ok *walks up to counter*
LATC: hop up! *pats counter*
Wormtail: alrightie *jumps onto counter*
LATC: *starts feeding him french fries*
Voldemort: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! *points wand at LATC* AVADA KED-
Wormtail: NOOOOOOO! I LOVE HER! *jumps in front of Voldemort*
People in McDonalds: *stare at them*
Wormtail: *punches Voldemort* Ouch! My hand!
LATC:*turns on the Milkshake Machine and points it in the direction of Voldemort*
Voldemort: NO! NOT THE MILKSHAKE MACHINE!
PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE Much later, Voldemort woke up. He was back where he started, except Wormtail was nowhere to be seen, and he smelled suspiciously like milkshakes.
THE END!
