Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 8...or any of these movies.........
A/N: Most of these movies are thought were absolutely great.....that's why I am making fun of them!! I did this with my brother....so give him a bit of credit....
~*Movie Style*~
Chapter 1: Star Wars
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"R2-Nida." Rinoa began. "Take this hologram to Cid Kramer." she told the R2 unit as she tried to shove a small computer disk into it.
"DOES NOT COMPUTE!" R2-Nida told her.
"Well, it's gonna!" she threatened. She placed the computer disk into the socket, backed up, and pushed her foot forward, slamming the computer disk into the socket. R2-nida began to shake, but stopped quickly.
"R2-Nida, get over here or I'm gonna smack that ass of yours up!" C3-Selphie threatened. She found Nida rolling towards the escape pod. "Why are you going to the escape pod? No one is coming after us!" C3-Selphie told him. "Wait up!" she yelled. She quickly got herself into the pod. Soon after it pushed out and sped to the planet, 'Holy Jesus. This place is Hell!!'.
"Finally..." Rinoa began but was cut off by herself. "Why did I just do that? Whatever, I could care less if they die down there." Rinoa said with a shrug.
"Were being boarded!" an officer told her. The troops gathered around the entrance, ready to shoot. The door blew down and there stood Super Man.
"Thank you Super Man, now get the hell out of my way." Seifer Vader yelled as he pushed Super Man to the floor. Seifer Vader began to walk forward, stepping on Super Man. Loud moans of pain escaped Super man's mouth as Seifer Vader began to dig his pointed tip boots into his back. He stood before all of the troops, poised.
"Fire!" the general commanded. The troops began to fire there cap guns at the soldiers that entered from behind Seifer Vader. Seifer's soldiers screamed in pain and fell to the ground.
"HAHA!" the general laught. "It's working, keep firing those cap guns!" he screamed.
"Sir," one of the troops began. "You spelled Laughed wrong." The general quickly took a gun from his pocket and shot the soldier.
"I'm invincible to those puny cap guns!" Seifer Vader bragged. "Now give me all of the-" Seifer Vader began. "Oh wait, what did I want?" he asked himself. "Give me a second." he said as he sat down. "Oh right!" he said standing up happily. "Give me all of your candy!"
"Not our candy!" one of the troops cried.
"YES! I want all of your Orange flavored Lolly Pops! And give me a couple bags of candy cotton!" he commanded.
"You won't take me alive!" Rinoa screamed as she flung herself into the hall way. Seifer Vader stormed down the hall towards her.
"Out of my way." he told her as he brushed past her. She jumped back in his way.
"I said you will never take me alive!" Rinoa repeated harshly.
"Get away from me." Seifer told her as he pushed her aside.
"Your gonna fucking take me or that light saber of yours is going to go straight up your ass." Rinoa threatened as she took his hand and made it clasp onto her arm.
"Ok, I'll take you." he gave in. He walked back with her struggling to get free.
"Hey, I uhhh...found this girl." Seifer said with a shrug.
"We got all the candy sir." one of troops said.
"Excellent." Seifer said.
"Let us leave this place." Seifer Vader said as all of his troops got in to the ship. Once they left everyone erupted in rejoice and singing.
"The bitch is gone!" they chanted happily.
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A/N: I hope this was good....................
R+R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
