*peeks out from behind a tree* Ossu minna. *ducks garbage and various rotten vegetables* gomen,
gomen, gomen, gomen, gomen, gomen, and GOMEN! I know, the last time I updated 'What's this?' was… the
beginning of April? That was a LONG time ago! *fans shake their fist and cry "YEAH IT WAS"*
but, I'm back! With another long awaited chapter! And have any of you ever seen the episode where Goku and
Piccolo learn to drive? They are wearing some HIDEOUS clothes there!
Yeah, Yeah, I no own dragon ball Z or Sailor Moon characters. Shanghai Kid belongs to Shanghai Noon,
a GREAT movie!! Wyatt Earp was one of the BEST cowboys in history... or should I say lawman?
~Wyatt Earp and the Shanghai Kid~
Since it has been so long, here is a reminder of what is going on…
Elvis walked by the alley. Aoi pounced followed by his three friends. Elvis shrieked as he his the pavement with
four demons on top of him.
"GET OFF OF ME!" He yelled as Aoi began tying him up.
"Sorry, but our Mistress would like a word with you." Aoi smiled and licked his pale lips.
"Who is your Mistress?" He demanded.
"Malaya."
Elvis froze with fear. He heard about her powers. She could control gravity and time! Aoi and his three buddies
dragged Elvis back into the alley to Malaya's lair.
And…
"Well, what was that?" I asked leaning over him.
"That was my mother. She has arranged a family outing for us, she wants to get to know you better, and dinner is
just to old fashioned for her." Trunks told me.
"Well, where is it?" I asked.
"… It's a, dude ranch."
@@@
"Are you serious that your parents want to go to a dude ranch?" Usagi asked as she slid a pair of jeans on.
I came up behind her and buttoned her jeans for her. Usagi leaned back into my chest. "My mother probably
forced my father into this. Behind every great Circleman is a great woman."
Usagi giggled and turned around. "Am I your great woman?"
I smiled and leaned closer to her lips. "You bet." I told her before capturing her in a heavy kiss.
'Trunks?' My eyes opened. Goku was talking to me telepathically.
'yeah?' I asked deepening the kiss.
'Would you hurry up? The rest of us want to leave!' Goku shouted in his head.
I groaned and pulled away from Usagi's sweet nectar. 'We're on our way.' I told Goku. "Put on a shirt, everyone
is waiting for us." I told Usagi as I went to go find a black shirt.
Usagi nodded and pulled on a pink midriff top with a white kitten on it. She patted Luna on the head and told
her, "We are going out, we'll be back in a few hours Luna." She hugged her black cat.
I smiled at her and offered my arm. "Shall we?" I asked.
Usagi curtsied. "We shall." I escorted Usagi out of our room and down the stairs to the garage. I opened the
door to the passenger side of my Camaro for Usagi. She slid in as I jumped over the hood Dukes of Hazard
style and climbed in the driver's side. I backed out of the driveway and headed down the street towards my
parents house.
I pulled into the driveway to see Goten and Goku playing on top of the Capsule Corp Suburban and
Chichi yelling at them to get off. I laughed as Usagi and I got out of my car.
Hotaru came over to Usagi with a white straw cowboy hat. "You need his." Hotaru said plopping the hat
down on her head. "It matches mine." She said pointing to her white straw cowboy hat.
Usagi giggled. "I feel like one of the girls from 'Bad Girls'." She pulled out a magnum from who knows where
and put on a western drawl, "Ya'll come back now, ya hear?" Usagi quickly put the magnum away as my mother
walked over to us.
"Hello Trunks, Usagi. Are we ready to go?" Bulma asked hugging Usagi and me.
We both nodded. Bulma turned around and we followed her to the suburban. "Goku, Goten, time to go!"
Bulma yelled up to them. Goku grabbed his youngest son and leaped off the roof landing nicely next to Chichi.
Chichi shook her head and sighed.
We all piled into the suburban. My mother and father were up front with Bra. Chichi, Goku and Goten were in
the middle. Goku loved to play with the air conditioning buttons in the middle. Usagi and Hotaru got the back
row while Gohan and I were squeezed into the back like pancakes. Gohan and I were glad the ride was only an
hour long.
~~~@~~~
Malaya circled the chair that Elvis was tied to. She gave the demon mutt and dazzling white smile. "Hello Elvis
darling." She purred in his ear. He voice was so sweet sounding that it was evil.
Elvis kept quiet. He knew she was up to no good.
Malaya licked her lips before she continued. "A little demon told me that you know where Usagi went." He face
was inches from his. "Now tell me where she is." She added in a not so sugary voice.
"Why do you want my Mistress?" Elvis demanded.
Malaya gave a little laugh. It was painful to Elvis's ears. "My, my, you are a brave little mutt aren't you? Very well,
I shall tell you. Usagi has a great power in her, and I want that power, no, I need that power. It reminds me of a girl
I met hundreds of years ago named Serenity. Beautiful creature she was with Silver hair and deep blue eyes. I
wanted her but eight Senshi and her horrible little husband protected her. Now you know why I want her, tell me
where Usagi is." Malaya said the last part roughly and sunk her nails into Elvis's shoulder.
"Never." Elvis spit.
Malaya screamed in rage and swiped her hand across Elvis's face. Her nails scraped his face drawing blood. "Well
just have to do this the hard way then." She gripped Elvis's head roughly.
~~~@~~~
"All right! We're here!" Bulma cried from the front seat.
Finally! We've been driving forever! As soon as Bulma stopped Goku leaped out followed by his son. I climbed
over the seat and spilled out of the car. I noticed Gohan and Trunks open the trunk and step out. Trunks came
around and hugged me.
"That was a long trip, I wonder if there is a bathroom around here." He grinned wickedly.
"Trunks! You Hentai." I laughed.
"Not a bad idea Trunks." Gohan winked. "I think Hotaru and I will have to make a trip too." He laughed.
Hotaru turned crimson.
I laughed as I hugged her. "You wouldn't, not to two sweet, innocent, beautiful girls like us." I pouted.
"Now you're asking for it." Trunks grinned.
"Hello Y'all! I'm Wyatt Earp, and this is my buddy, the Shanghai Kid." A tall and thin cowboy introduced
himself and his Chinese friend. "We are gonna teach y'all to ride like a pro, rope, and bull ride for some of you
boys. Right this way so we can saddle ya up." He ushered us towards a barn.
Trunks turned to Wyatt Earp. "Is there a bathroom around here?" Trunks asked. I mentally slapped myself.
"There's an outhouse yonder." He pointed towards a little wooden shack.
"Thank you sir." Trunks smiled at me. I smirked back. No way were we going to do it in an outhouse.
We walked into the barn and met the men in there as they matched up with horses with people. I cocked my head
and watched Vegeta get on an old sleepy mare named Bonnets. I giggled as it slowly walked out of the barn.
"This one here miss is yours." A young teenage boy with a squeaky voice handed me the reins of a beautiful
Arabian horse. "Her name is Misty." He squeaked.
"She's gorgeous." I breathed in awe as I saddled her up. I glanced over to see Hotaru get a Fox trotter named
Patches. Trunks and Gohan got Mustangs named lightning and thunder. I giggled as the Shanghai Kid gave
Goku a Clydesdale named Paul Bunion. "I didn't know you could ride Clydesdales." I commented to the
boy.
They boy laughed. "He's gonna have one sore ass tonight." I glanced down surprised to see a thirteen-year-old
use that kind of language. I was about to say something about it but then I remembered what I was like at
thirteen and wisely shut up.
Goku, Hotaru, Gohan, Trunks, Vegeta and I were the first batch of riders on the trail. We headed down a
worn down path towards trees.
~~~@~~~
Malaya gripped Elvis's head and concentrated on his memories. Elvis began to scream in pain as Malaya tore
through his mind looking for Usagi. Then she found it. America. Capsule Corp. Headquarters. She smiled
and let go of Elvis. She turned to Aoi.
"Get us plane tickets to America, and bring Elvis too. He might prove to be useful." She ordered pointing to
Elvis's unconscious body. Aoi nodded as Malaya walked out of her room.
~~~@~~~
To Be Continued…
What will happen in America? How will Vegeta act with a sleepy old mare? Will Trunks and Usagi make a trip to
the outhouse? Find out soon!!
Yes, yes, it was reeeeally short, so I'll give you two previews to make up for it!!
Next chapter in 'Runaway Bunny'…
Usagi whistled happily as she cleaned off the counter to her family's store. Her golden hair was pulled
up into two 'meatballs' to keep it out of her face. She was in overalls and sneakers, her work clothes. A
bell jingled as the door opened. Usagi looked up to see the mailman.
"Hello Paul." She greeted the aging man.
"Good day Usagi. I have some mail for you!" He smiled and handed her some envelopes and a
magazine.
"Thank you." Usagi called as he headed back out the door. He waved as the door shut.
Usagi flipped through the mail until she came to the magazine, 'International News'. It always had
interesting news, and she thought the reporter Trunks Briefs was cute. She flipped to his page and
saw the headline. 'The Man-eater of Tokyo: Usagi Tsukino'.
~~~@~~~
AND, a new story I'm working on because I've been watching Return of the Jedi and The Empire Strikes
Back waaaaaaaaay too much…
~Senshi~
Somewhere in space…
Princess Minako ran through the almost destroyed ship. It was under attack from the Warriors of the Dark Kingdom.
She knew she would be seized but she couldn't be, not just yet. She ran into the hall of escape pods. She knew if she
escaped they would kill her and the plans. She opened the door to the first pod and set down a small box that contained
a disk. She programmed the flight to Mars. A far off planet where it was rumored one of the last Senshi lived. She
closed to door and watched the escape pod jettison. She turned around and ran back into the maze of machinery.
The plans were gone. Her work was finished.
"You there, stop." A voice commanded behind her.
Minako spun around to see a one of the gray clad warriors. She continued to run. The warrior shook his head and set
his weapon to stun and shot the Princess. Two more warriors joined him. "Take her to General Jadeite and General
Endymion." He commanded. The two warriors nodded and picked up the unconscious princess.
~~~@~~~
That's all for now! REVIEW NOW!!
~LizBethy~
gomen, gomen, gomen, gomen, gomen, and GOMEN! I know, the last time I updated 'What's this?' was… the
beginning of April? That was a LONG time ago! *fans shake their fist and cry "YEAH IT WAS"*
but, I'm back! With another long awaited chapter! And have any of you ever seen the episode where Goku and
Piccolo learn to drive? They are wearing some HIDEOUS clothes there!
Yeah, Yeah, I no own dragon ball Z or Sailor Moon characters. Shanghai Kid belongs to Shanghai Noon,
a GREAT movie!! Wyatt Earp was one of the BEST cowboys in history... or should I say lawman?
~Wyatt Earp and the Shanghai Kid~
Since it has been so long, here is a reminder of what is going on…
Elvis walked by the alley. Aoi pounced followed by his three friends. Elvis shrieked as he his the pavement with
four demons on top of him.
"GET OFF OF ME!" He yelled as Aoi began tying him up.
"Sorry, but our Mistress would like a word with you." Aoi smiled and licked his pale lips.
"Who is your Mistress?" He demanded.
"Malaya."
Elvis froze with fear. He heard about her powers. She could control gravity and time! Aoi and his three buddies
dragged Elvis back into the alley to Malaya's lair.
And…
"Well, what was that?" I asked leaning over him.
"That was my mother. She has arranged a family outing for us, she wants to get to know you better, and dinner is
just to old fashioned for her." Trunks told me.
"Well, where is it?" I asked.
"… It's a, dude ranch."
@@@
"Are you serious that your parents want to go to a dude ranch?" Usagi asked as she slid a pair of jeans on.
I came up behind her and buttoned her jeans for her. Usagi leaned back into my chest. "My mother probably
forced my father into this. Behind every great Circleman is a great woman."
Usagi giggled and turned around. "Am I your great woman?"
I smiled and leaned closer to her lips. "You bet." I told her before capturing her in a heavy kiss.
'Trunks?' My eyes opened. Goku was talking to me telepathically.
'yeah?' I asked deepening the kiss.
'Would you hurry up? The rest of us want to leave!' Goku shouted in his head.
I groaned and pulled away from Usagi's sweet nectar. 'We're on our way.' I told Goku. "Put on a shirt, everyone
is waiting for us." I told Usagi as I went to go find a black shirt.
Usagi nodded and pulled on a pink midriff top with a white kitten on it. She patted Luna on the head and told
her, "We are going out, we'll be back in a few hours Luna." She hugged her black cat.
I smiled at her and offered my arm. "Shall we?" I asked.
Usagi curtsied. "We shall." I escorted Usagi out of our room and down the stairs to the garage. I opened the
door to the passenger side of my Camaro for Usagi. She slid in as I jumped over the hood Dukes of Hazard
style and climbed in the driver's side. I backed out of the driveway and headed down the street towards my
parents house.
I pulled into the driveway to see Goten and Goku playing on top of the Capsule Corp Suburban and
Chichi yelling at them to get off. I laughed as Usagi and I got out of my car.
Hotaru came over to Usagi with a white straw cowboy hat. "You need his." Hotaru said plopping the hat
down on her head. "It matches mine." She said pointing to her white straw cowboy hat.
Usagi giggled. "I feel like one of the girls from 'Bad Girls'." She pulled out a magnum from who knows where
and put on a western drawl, "Ya'll come back now, ya hear?" Usagi quickly put the magnum away as my mother
walked over to us.
"Hello Trunks, Usagi. Are we ready to go?" Bulma asked hugging Usagi and me.
We both nodded. Bulma turned around and we followed her to the suburban. "Goku, Goten, time to go!"
Bulma yelled up to them. Goku grabbed his youngest son and leaped off the roof landing nicely next to Chichi.
Chichi shook her head and sighed.
We all piled into the suburban. My mother and father were up front with Bra. Chichi, Goku and Goten were in
the middle. Goku loved to play with the air conditioning buttons in the middle. Usagi and Hotaru got the back
row while Gohan and I were squeezed into the back like pancakes. Gohan and I were glad the ride was only an
hour long.
~~~@~~~
Malaya circled the chair that Elvis was tied to. She gave the demon mutt and dazzling white smile. "Hello Elvis
darling." She purred in his ear. He voice was so sweet sounding that it was evil.
Elvis kept quiet. He knew she was up to no good.
Malaya licked her lips before she continued. "A little demon told me that you know where Usagi went." He face
was inches from his. "Now tell me where she is." She added in a not so sugary voice.
"Why do you want my Mistress?" Elvis demanded.
Malaya gave a little laugh. It was painful to Elvis's ears. "My, my, you are a brave little mutt aren't you? Very well,
I shall tell you. Usagi has a great power in her, and I want that power, no, I need that power. It reminds me of a girl
I met hundreds of years ago named Serenity. Beautiful creature she was with Silver hair and deep blue eyes. I
wanted her but eight Senshi and her horrible little husband protected her. Now you know why I want her, tell me
where Usagi is." Malaya said the last part roughly and sunk her nails into Elvis's shoulder.
"Never." Elvis spit.
Malaya screamed in rage and swiped her hand across Elvis's face. Her nails scraped his face drawing blood. "Well
just have to do this the hard way then." She gripped Elvis's head roughly.
~~~@~~~
"All right! We're here!" Bulma cried from the front seat.
Finally! We've been driving forever! As soon as Bulma stopped Goku leaped out followed by his son. I climbed
over the seat and spilled out of the car. I noticed Gohan and Trunks open the trunk and step out. Trunks came
around and hugged me.
"That was a long trip, I wonder if there is a bathroom around here." He grinned wickedly.
"Trunks! You Hentai." I laughed.
"Not a bad idea Trunks." Gohan winked. "I think Hotaru and I will have to make a trip too." He laughed.
Hotaru turned crimson.
I laughed as I hugged her. "You wouldn't, not to two sweet, innocent, beautiful girls like us." I pouted.
"Now you're asking for it." Trunks grinned.
"Hello Y'all! I'm Wyatt Earp, and this is my buddy, the Shanghai Kid." A tall and thin cowboy introduced
himself and his Chinese friend. "We are gonna teach y'all to ride like a pro, rope, and bull ride for some of you
boys. Right this way so we can saddle ya up." He ushered us towards a barn.
Trunks turned to Wyatt Earp. "Is there a bathroom around here?" Trunks asked. I mentally slapped myself.
"There's an outhouse yonder." He pointed towards a little wooden shack.
"Thank you sir." Trunks smiled at me. I smirked back. No way were we going to do it in an outhouse.
We walked into the barn and met the men in there as they matched up with horses with people. I cocked my head
and watched Vegeta get on an old sleepy mare named Bonnets. I giggled as it slowly walked out of the barn.
"This one here miss is yours." A young teenage boy with a squeaky voice handed me the reins of a beautiful
Arabian horse. "Her name is Misty." He squeaked.
"She's gorgeous." I breathed in awe as I saddled her up. I glanced over to see Hotaru get a Fox trotter named
Patches. Trunks and Gohan got Mustangs named lightning and thunder. I giggled as the Shanghai Kid gave
Goku a Clydesdale named Paul Bunion. "I didn't know you could ride Clydesdales." I commented to the
boy.
They boy laughed. "He's gonna have one sore ass tonight." I glanced down surprised to see a thirteen-year-old
use that kind of language. I was about to say something about it but then I remembered what I was like at
thirteen and wisely shut up.
Goku, Hotaru, Gohan, Trunks, Vegeta and I were the first batch of riders on the trail. We headed down a
worn down path towards trees.
~~~@~~~
Malaya gripped Elvis's head and concentrated on his memories. Elvis began to scream in pain as Malaya tore
through his mind looking for Usagi. Then she found it. America. Capsule Corp. Headquarters. She smiled
and let go of Elvis. She turned to Aoi.
"Get us plane tickets to America, and bring Elvis too. He might prove to be useful." She ordered pointing to
Elvis's unconscious body. Aoi nodded as Malaya walked out of her room.
~~~@~~~
To Be Continued…
What will happen in America? How will Vegeta act with a sleepy old mare? Will Trunks and Usagi make a trip to
the outhouse? Find out soon!!
Yes, yes, it was reeeeally short, so I'll give you two previews to make up for it!!
Next chapter in 'Runaway Bunny'…
Usagi whistled happily as she cleaned off the counter to her family's store. Her golden hair was pulled
up into two 'meatballs' to keep it out of her face. She was in overalls and sneakers, her work clothes. A
bell jingled as the door opened. Usagi looked up to see the mailman.
"Hello Paul." She greeted the aging man.
"Good day Usagi. I have some mail for you!" He smiled and handed her some envelopes and a
magazine.
"Thank you." Usagi called as he headed back out the door. He waved as the door shut.
Usagi flipped through the mail until she came to the magazine, 'International News'. It always had
interesting news, and she thought the reporter Trunks Briefs was cute. She flipped to his page and
saw the headline. 'The Man-eater of Tokyo: Usagi Tsukino'.
~~~@~~~
AND, a new story I'm working on because I've been watching Return of the Jedi and The Empire Strikes
Back waaaaaaaaay too much…
~Senshi~
Somewhere in space…
Princess Minako ran through the almost destroyed ship. It was under attack from the Warriors of the Dark Kingdom.
She knew she would be seized but she couldn't be, not just yet. She ran into the hall of escape pods. She knew if she
escaped they would kill her and the plans. She opened the door to the first pod and set down a small box that contained
a disk. She programmed the flight to Mars. A far off planet where it was rumored one of the last Senshi lived. She
closed to door and watched the escape pod jettison. She turned around and ran back into the maze of machinery.
The plans were gone. Her work was finished.
"You there, stop." A voice commanded behind her.
Minako spun around to see a one of the gray clad warriors. She continued to run. The warrior shook his head and set
his weapon to stun and shot the Princess. Two more warriors joined him. "Take her to General Jadeite and General
Endymion." He commanded. The two warriors nodded and picked up the unconscious princess.
~~~@~~~
That's all for now! REVIEW NOW!!
~LizBethy~
