Merry Christmas minna! Feliz Navidad! *sings* this is your Christmas present from me! A chapter of What's This? And especially to BabySerenity, without her none of my stories would get out! Yes, this is a late Christmas present because *cringes* I became an Aunt! Two weeks early! So I spent Christmas in the hospital, and yesterday.

Disclaimer: like I said in the first five chapters, I, LizBethy, own Dragonball Z and Sailor Moon and all the movies mentioned. APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA *Cordelia walks up* Liz-chan, it's not April, it's DECEMBER! *LizBethy scratches head* oh yeah, *sighs* I really don't own any of the animes/mangas or movies mentioned in this story.

Previously on What's This?.

Malaya gripped Elvis's head and concentrated on his memories. Elvis began to scream in pain as Malaya tore through his mind looking for Usagi. Then she found it. America. Capsule Corp. Headquarters. She smiled and let go of Elvis. She turned to Aoi.

"Get us plane tickets to America, and bring Elvis too. He might prove to be useful." She ordered pointing to Elvis's unconscious body. Aoi nodded as Malaya walked out of her room.

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and.

"She's gorgeous." I breathed in awe as I saddled her up. I glanced over to see Hotaru get a Fox trotter named Patches. Trunks and Gohan got Mustangs named lightning and thunder. I giggled as the Shanghai Kid gave Goku a Clydesdale named Paul Bunion. "I didn't know you could ride Clydesdales." I commented to the boy.

They boy laughed. "He's gonna have one sore ass tonight." I glanced down surprised to see a thirteen-year-old use that kind of language. I was about to say something about it but then I remembered what I was like at thirteen and wisely shut up.

Goku, Hotaru, Gohan, Trunks, Vegeta and I were the first batch of riders on the trail. We headed down a worn down path towards trees.

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Chapter 6

I adjusted me position in the saddle trying to get more comfortable. I think my mother is losing her mind. A dude ranch? The only good thing is Usa is riding in front of me and she bounces in her saddle. What a sight! Poor Goku, that Clydesdale is dragging him all over the place, he's gonna be bowl legged for a few days. And no matter what anyone says, driving a car is much easier than riding a horse! And people do this for a living? How do the survive! Enough of my complaining, I just can't wait until we get off these horses so Usagi and I have an excuse to make a trip to an outhouse.

Usagi. what a beautiful name. My bunny. Gohan seems happy with Hotaru, she seems sweet. I just have this sinking feeling in my stomach that something bad, very bad, is going to happen.

"Damn horse, why does it go so slow?" Vegeta growled. I smirked at me dad, that old mare was giving him lots of trouble. For half a mile she walked backwards. Now Vegeta is the last rider and desperately trying to urge her faster. "Why did I get the stupidest horse?"

"Calm down Vegeta." Goku winced. His Clydesdale was hurting his bum. "At least you aren't going to be sore in places that shouldn't be sore tonight."

Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "I'll trade horses with you." He offered.

Goku glanced at the mare that was chewing on her own mane. "No thanks, I'll stick with being sore." Vegeta snorted in disappointment.

"Hey guys, where are we?" Hotaru asked glancing around in the forest.

"In a forest." Goku replied.

Vegeta snorted. "Thank you Goku for stating the obvious." Goku shot Vegeta a dirty look.

"Seriously, where are we?" Hotaru asked anxiously.

"I haven't the slightest idea." Usagi answered truthfully.

"We should be somewhere on the trail." I told Hotaru reassuringly.

"I don't think we're on the trail, in fact, we haven't been on the trail for sometime. Remember what Wyatt said? He said, 'the trail is marked by orange markers' and I haven't seen any orange markers since we came into the forest." She told us earnestly. I thought back to when Wyatt told us about the trail.

"She's right." Usagi said pulling her horse to a stop. "There have been no orange markers."

"We this is just great then, lost in some confounded woods with only horses." Vegeta growled.

"Vegeta, would it kill you to look on the bright side just once?" Goku asked. Vegeta glared at Goku. Those two could be brothers with how much they bicker.

"We should head back." I suggested.

"But where's that?" Gohan asked glancing all around us. It all looked the same. Trees. Dark was coming in fast, which meant danger.

"This is not good." Usagi sighed.

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Makoto watched Motoki wipe down a table in her café. She sighed and leaned against the counter. "Why so blue?" Ami asked glancing up from her book and taking off her crystal glasses.

"I've got the bad feeling in the pit of my stomach that Usagi is in big trouble. Bigger than we can comprehend, bigger than we can handle, and it's driving me nuts!" Makoto cried fustarated and slammed her fist down on the counter.

Ami set her glasses down carefully and looked at Makoto with her steady blue eyes. "I know what you mean, but what can we do? You said so yourself this is bigger than we can comprehend."

"Malaya is after Usagi, right? But I think the question is why is she after Usagi? Malaya isn't one for doing something because she feels like it, she always has an alternate motive." Makoto sighed and propped her chin up with her hand.

Ami looked thoughtful for a moment. "Malaya controls gravity and time, correct?"

Makoto nodded.

"Usagi has a power that she doesn't even know how to control, that's one of the reasons she became a demon hunter, or 'Mistress of the Dark'."

"Yeah, so?"

"What if Malaya wants to go back in time and change the past? It makes perfect sense. Name one person that doesn't want to change the past for something they did wrong." Ami explained.

"But how would Usagi's power help her? She already can control time." Makoto asked confused.

"Yes, she can control time. She can freeze it, make it move slower or faster, but I imagine time traveling takes huge amounts of energy, more energy then she has. She's probably been looking for a force more powerful than her, the power would be Usagi." Ami explained.

"Ami, I think we need to make a trip to America." Makoto looked determined. Ami nodded.

"Hey Sweetie, I'm a bit worried about Elvis." Motoki called from across the room.

Makoto turned to him. "What do you mean?" She asked.

"He hasn't stopped by lately for food." Motoki walked over and stood beside Ami's stool.

"He did say he was leaving town." Ami reminded.

"He's been saying that for three years, and he would come here first for food." Motoki sighed. "With this whole Malaya thing going on I'm more worried."

Ami's eyes grew large. "Elvis knew Usagi was leaving, right?"

Makoto nodded. "I gave him a free donut so he wouldn't be sad."

"Malaya is looking for Usagi, and knows Elvis is a friend of hers."

"Fuck!" Motoki swore. "That dirty Bitch got her hands on him, I know it!"

"Calm down Honey, we're going to America." Makoto's eyes flashed with anger.

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Malaya watched her minions cower in the corner as they waited for Freiza to come into the room. She smirked at how cowardly they were. She was in Freiza's lair to get a plane ticket to America. Freiza had captured a military airfield and used their technology to help demons. His last project was an image bracelet that changed the wearer's image to look human.

Malaya stretched and settled comfier into the black leather sofa. She was starting to get impatient with Freiza for making her wait so long. She wanted that ticket as soon as possible.

Her eyes watched the door open and reveal a short white demon. He wore white and purple chest armor and helmet and on the tip of his white tail. His black lifeless eyes roved around the room and settled on Malaya. She put on her most seducing smile.

"Malaya, so good to see you again." He greeted, his voice sounded like he'd been smoking cigarettes since he was a child.

"Freiza." She purred standing up.

"Come into my office." He gestured her into the room that he had come out of. Malaya walked in swaying her hips. Murasaki and Aoi gulped as she left them in the waiting room with Freiza's guards.

Malaya sat in a chair across from a large oak desk. A computer and a picture of David Bowie in the movie 'The Labyrinth' was on his desk. Malaya glanced curiously at the picture. "What can I say, I love a man in makeup." Freiza chuckled as he settled into his chair. "Now what can I do for you Malaya?" He asked drumming one his claw like hand on the desk.

"I need a flight to America as soon as possible." She stated business like.

"Oh? And why are you traveling to America? It's a dreadful place, that's where the damn Circle headquarters are. I can't stand those locusts." Freiza said in disgust.

"I believe you've heard of Usagi."

"Yes, she has killed several useful vampire as well as some nuisances." Freiza nodded leaning back and pulling out a cigar.

"I'm going to use her power." Malaya smiled a deadly smile.

"Careful, I hear she's staying with Trunks Briefs, son of Vegeta the Assassin." He warned.

"He's no concern of mine." She scoffed.

Freiza smiled. "If you run across Vegeta the assassin please feel free to kill him for me, he's ruined several of my operations."

"Didn't you train him?" Malaya asked licking her lips.

Freiza took a long drag of his cigar and blew a smoke circle. "The last time I get a Werewolf to do a demon's job."

Malaya's eyes widened in surprise. "He's a werewolf? I didn't know that."

"No one does, he and Goku are one of my experiments. Never give a werewolf a human brain... they betray you. That's why I warned you to be careful of his brat. He may not be a full werewolf but he's still one strong son of a bitch." Freiza narrowed his eyes as he thought of his last encounter with Vegeta. He had nearly died thanks to him and Goku.

"I'll keep that in mind, it might make my job a bit more harder." Malaya said thoughtfully.

"Back to business, I can get you and your servants to America on the next flight which leaves in four hours. Would you like a return flight as well?" He asked.

"Please." Malaya leaned forward as Freiza began to work on his computer.

"We have a special place for pets or prisoners." Freiza offered. "Do you need one?"

"One, please, I've capture Elvis and am taking him with me."

"Ah, that annoying pipsqueak."

"Now we need to discuss payment. There are humans, blood, nymphs, sex and good old fashion money." Freiza glanced up.

Malaya smiled. "Sex with who?" She asked seductively.

Freiza laughed. "Me of course." He nodded to the bed in the corner.

"And I thought you didn't like women." Malaya's smile grew larger. As they both stood up.

In the waiting room Murasaki scooted further into the wall as she heard the screams and moans through the door that could only be her master and Freiza.

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"What do we do now?" Hotaru asked. I looked at one of my dearest friends and smiled comfortingly. Hotaru had never been a nature person, not even when we were kids.

"I knew this was a bad idea but my woman never listens to me." Vegeta growled sliding off his horse.

I glanced at Trunks who appeared deep in thought. "What are you thinking?" I asked.

He glanced up at me and gave me a quick smile. "This all seems a bit coincidental." He began.

"I know what you mean, that Wyatt Earp and Shanghai Kid seemed a bit inhuman like to me." Goku sighed easing off his horse and rubbing his back. "These things are deadly." He glared at his horse.

"I suggest whatever we do we get out of here fast, tonight is a full moon and Werewolves are up to full power." I sighed. I'm definitely not in the mood to deal with werewolves; they are almost impossible to deal with.

"I wouldn't worry about werewolves." Vegeta smirked. "But I am worried about my Woman and Bra." Vegeta muttered quietly.

I pulled out one of my magnums and glanced around. I always wanted to be a cowgirl. "I suggest we try to follow our tracks back and hope they haven't been wiped out."

"Of course!" Goku cried out. "It's ingenious! But does that mean I have to get out back on the horse?" Goku asked eying his horse.

"I'm afraid so." Trunks tried to keep from laughing.

"Damn." Vegeta sighed as he attempted to turn the mare around.

"Hehehaw!"

What in the world? I turned around to see who had laughed. Everyone else looked just as puzzled.

"They're lost!"

"Poor babies, maybe we should help them, haha!"

"Maybe we should help them to dinner!"

"I know that sound." Gohan murmured to himself. I do too, it sounds like-

"GOBLINS!" Hotaru shrieked as several jumped out of the surrounding trees and around her horse.

Damn little buggers, did I forget to mention that as well as demons more Fae exist as well? They usually don't bother anyone, except goblins. Horrible, little, and smelly creatures they are that kill for fun. Fortunately, a bullet to a goblin is a goblin no more.

Gohan and Trunks pulled axes from who knows where and attacked. Vegeta and Goku both leaped from their horses pulling daggers out of their boots. Me? Call me old fashioned but I like guns. I pulled out the other magnum and aimed.

Of course I wasn't always the brightest student in school. I'm sure if I had paid any attention during zoology I would have learned that animals are frightened by loud noises. I managed to take out two goblins before my horse reared up and threw me. I landed in bushes that unfortunately had other inhabitants. Five goblins screeched at me as I twisted and flipped over sending several rounds of fire into the goblins. I stood up just in time to catch Trunks slice off the last goblin's head.

"Now I'm really worried about the others." Goku said sheathing his dagger.

"One problem." Hotaru started glancing around the clearing. "We only have one horse." We all looked around to see only Hotaru's horse was left. Damn.

"It's a long walk, we better get started." Goku sighed. Hotaru nodded and dismounted. We all started walking trying to pick up our trail that had been covered up by goblins.

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To be continued.

Did ya like? This chapter revealed useful information! *squeals* that's not all! Preeeeeeeeevieeeeeew! Enjoy!

Next on Land of Fanta.

"I hate to break up the fun but you ain't getting no blonde!" Blade told them menacingly. Aphrodite was careful not to look at the sprite in fear of getting lost in his eyes. She tried to think of a spell that could get them out of this mess. They were lost in the forest with male sprites that wanted her for some reason. Probably a sacrificial reason, virgins are all the rage these days. She suddenly wished for the umpteenth time she had gone to town with her other sisters.

"This is one of those days I wish I never woke up." Vienna sighed. Goblins and now sprites that wanted her twin, next it could be dragons.

"What do you wish with the blonde?" Crana asked curiously.

The male sprite in the middle cracked a smile. "That is none of your concern." He replied.

"Considering I'm her sister, I think it is my concern." Crana glared back.

"Very well then, this girl has very strong magic, she shouldn't be living with humans but here in the forest surrounded by creatures with magic that rival her own. Her powers will die if she continues to live with humans." He informed them.

"Yep, today is definitely one of those days I wish I didn't wake up." Vienna muttered.

Aphrodite squeaked. She didn't want her powers to die. In fact, she wanted the exact opposite. She wanted them to flourish and grow stronger. Then again, she didn't want to leave her family, especially her sisters.

"What says you isn't feeding us a line just to get a pretty girl?" Blade asked thoughtfully.

The sprite smirked. "I am Adonis, Ruler of the Sprites in this region, and I wouldn't need to 'feed you a line' to get what I want." He glanced at Aphrodite, who was chewing on her bottom lip. "Although I have to admit, she is quite beautiful." He added.

'Since when do sprites have a ruler?' Crana thought to herself. She might not be the smartest sister but she knew sprites usually ran about by themselves. Sometimes in a small group, but certainly not a 'region'.

"And what if we don't give you her?" Kassandra asked narrowing her eyes.

Adonis looked thoughtful for a moment. "I would say capture your family and slowly torture them but someone else has already done that."

Blade almost choked. "What do you mean by that?"

"You are daughters of King Lagoonus, right?"

"Maybe." Crana flashed her eyes.

"His kingdom was captured earlier today, I presume that he was too." Adonis replied like it was old news.

"WHAT?" All the sisters cried.

"You've got to be joking." Kassandra started to panic. Bernadette, her twin, what if she was captured? And mouse? She was so young! And Veronica, who was smart enough to become a healer? Valandra? The only person that could control Crana and Blade's fights? And Serenity, who was like a second mother to them all? This was not good.

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I was going to do Senshi but the next chapter would give to much away.

Ja!

~LizBethy~