Thanx ksha2222 for coming up with the Beatles's attire during this chapter.

Chapter 18- The Evil Teddy Bear



Draco ran head on into the four Beatles. They were wearing dark green tunics, brown boots, and green tights. They each had a sword and bow and arrows. John got up and drew his sword and pointed it at Draco. He was about to chop his head off when Ringo pulled his arm away.

"John what are you doing?!" Paul exclaimed. John was all shaking again. George held out his hand and said, "Coffee," a house elf hurried over with a steaming mug of coffee, which was promptly shoved down John's throat.

"Aaaah, the joy of coffee," said John and sat down to write a book about coffee.

"EEEEEEEEK!" he screamed. Draco looked down to see that John had sat on the point of his sword. He ran away screaming. John and Paul ran after him, George was too busy playing with his bow and arrows. He pulled the string back and shot at the person coming down the hall, and almost killed Pansy. (Would that be such a terrible loss?) Well the arrow kept on zooming until it hit a blue meanie! Suddenly blue meanie's swarmed around them. The other three Beatles came to the rescue. Paul slashing with his sword at the meanies. Ringo stopped what he was doing when he realized that he had a hole in his pocket. He took it out and through it at the meanies. They disappeared. As soon as this happened the Beatles turned into bananas in pajamas and went down the nearest staircase, chasing an evil psychotic teddy bear that had appeared, holding a machine gun. They were about halfway down the stairs when it turned around.

"Hasta La Vista, BABY!" it said and aimed its gun. (A/N- I really could leave a cliffhanger here.ducks tomatoes thrown.. All right I won't) Suddenly the Beatles turned into ninjas. Ringo kicked the gun out of his stuffed paw. POP! The teddy bear was gone. In his place stood Dennis Finch from the muggle show, Just Shoot Me! (A/N Can ya tell I'm watchin T.V?)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" he screamed and tore down the stairs. Sometime during all this chaos Cyn had ended up there. She turned to Draco at the same time they both said, "We need to talk and in the midst of all the calamity, turned and walked into the common room.



I know I always write short chapters and leave you poor people with cliffhangers, but I have to go clean the kitchen, sorry.