Hey guys I only own the three characters I made up and the part about the
cockatoo is from Mad About You. I also own none of the Monty Python stuff
or Harry Potter stuff, and I wish I owned the Beatles.
Chapter 19- Monty Python
Draco and Cyn sat in the common room plotting ways to get back at Jane when suddenly a cockatoo flew in.
"What's he doing here?!" asked Draco in surprise.
"Well you left the window wide open!" she said.
"Since when is that an invitation to exotic birds? What if I left the door open? Would a cougar walk in?" he asked her. Cyn just sighed.
"Well aren't you gonna get rid of it?" she asked. Draco called in his cat Sauron.
"Here, get rid of it." Sauron just stood there looking at it.
"What do I pay you for?" Draco asked the cat, who just looked at him. Draco decided to ignore the cat and get on with their plotting.
"So, what do you think we should do? She's your cousin and I don't know her as well."
Cyn looked thoughtful. She really wasn't sure of the best way to get her back. Then it hit her.
" I've got it! All we have to do is lock her in a room with Brittany Spears!" she told him.
"That is just cruel, I mean I wouldn't even put Potter through that," said Draco. Cyn had to agree. It was a very harsh punishment. Of course, now they would have to think of something else. She really had no other ideas.
"Why don't we go find the Beatles and ask them?" she suggested.
"Good idea," and with that they left the common room, followed by a cockatoo. Unfortunately Draco left the door open and a cougar walked in. This went unnoticed by both Cyn and Draco.
They were walking down the halls searching for the Beatles when they heard voices coming from a classroom that had been empty for years. They listened closely. This is what they heard.
"Behold the Thumb of Doom and the evil Pinky of Death! Hahahaha, nothing can defeat me!" it sounded an awful lot like Ringo so they peered in. Standing on top of a desk was Ringo. He was attempting to poke John's eyes out, but Paul, who kept tickling Ringo and throwing his aim off, protected John. George was just sitting there reading the grail diary from Indiana Jones. He seemed very absorbed in it. Cyn and Draco decided it might not be the best idea to interrupt them and went back to the common room, still unaware that a cockatoo was following them. They were in for quite a shock when they reached the Slytherin common room. What they saw was a cougar giving Pansy Parkinson a therapy session. This also seemed not the best thing to interrupt so they turned to go to the library and discovered that there was a cockatoo hovering behind them. Suddenly it turned into Brittany Spears and started singing. Draco and Cyn turned and ran faster than they ever had, only to end up crashing into Yoko Ono and her henchmen. They were cornered. There was only one thing that could save them now, the Killer Bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail!! Of course what did come was quite unexpected.
"What are they doing here?" Draco yelled.
"Well, what did you expect?" said Cyn.
"Well it's not like I expected the Spanish Inquisition!" he told her.
"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!" shouted the Spanish Inquisition. They continued, "Our two key weapons are surprise and our are devotion to the Pope wearing pretty red outfits, Damn! You, come with me, you're to the dungeon to see if you can survive the Comfy Pillow!"
"The Comfy Pillows?!" Draco and Cyn shouted in unison. They were dragged downstairs and into the dungeon.
Later in the dungeon:
Two henchmen grab two comfy pillows and whack Draco and Cyn with them. They start laughing insanely about how stupid this is of them. The leader yells, "So you think you're so smart that you survived the comfy pillows, bring in The Comfy Chair!" the two henchmen looked at their leader in confusion.
"Not the Comfy Chair!" they screamed.
"Go and get it!" their leader shouted. Two minutes later the henchmen return with a puffy looking chair that was covered in roses. They plopped Cyn and Draco into it. The later said, "This is the Comfy Chair! You will stay down here for two days with only tea and crumpets at twelve o'clock, with complimentary gruel for supper, which actually looks like the finest lobster in all of England!" Thus, they stayed like this for two days with only tea and crumpets at twelve and complimentary gruel for supper.
Probably my longest chapter. Thanx to Evil Choco Kitty, who told me what the Spanish Inquisition says. Also, thanx to her cousin for coming up with the pinky of doom and the thumb of death.
Chapter 19- Monty Python
Draco and Cyn sat in the common room plotting ways to get back at Jane when suddenly a cockatoo flew in.
"What's he doing here?!" asked Draco in surprise.
"Well you left the window wide open!" she said.
"Since when is that an invitation to exotic birds? What if I left the door open? Would a cougar walk in?" he asked her. Cyn just sighed.
"Well aren't you gonna get rid of it?" she asked. Draco called in his cat Sauron.
"Here, get rid of it." Sauron just stood there looking at it.
"What do I pay you for?" Draco asked the cat, who just looked at him. Draco decided to ignore the cat and get on with their plotting.
"So, what do you think we should do? She's your cousin and I don't know her as well."
Cyn looked thoughtful. She really wasn't sure of the best way to get her back. Then it hit her.
" I've got it! All we have to do is lock her in a room with Brittany Spears!" she told him.
"That is just cruel, I mean I wouldn't even put Potter through that," said Draco. Cyn had to agree. It was a very harsh punishment. Of course, now they would have to think of something else. She really had no other ideas.
"Why don't we go find the Beatles and ask them?" she suggested.
"Good idea," and with that they left the common room, followed by a cockatoo. Unfortunately Draco left the door open and a cougar walked in. This went unnoticed by both Cyn and Draco.
They were walking down the halls searching for the Beatles when they heard voices coming from a classroom that had been empty for years. They listened closely. This is what they heard.
"Behold the Thumb of Doom and the evil Pinky of Death! Hahahaha, nothing can defeat me!" it sounded an awful lot like Ringo so they peered in. Standing on top of a desk was Ringo. He was attempting to poke John's eyes out, but Paul, who kept tickling Ringo and throwing his aim off, protected John. George was just sitting there reading the grail diary from Indiana Jones. He seemed very absorbed in it. Cyn and Draco decided it might not be the best idea to interrupt them and went back to the common room, still unaware that a cockatoo was following them. They were in for quite a shock when they reached the Slytherin common room. What they saw was a cougar giving Pansy Parkinson a therapy session. This also seemed not the best thing to interrupt so they turned to go to the library and discovered that there was a cockatoo hovering behind them. Suddenly it turned into Brittany Spears and started singing. Draco and Cyn turned and ran faster than they ever had, only to end up crashing into Yoko Ono and her henchmen. They were cornered. There was only one thing that could save them now, the Killer Bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail!! Of course what did come was quite unexpected.
"What are they doing here?" Draco yelled.
"Well, what did you expect?" said Cyn.
"Well it's not like I expected the Spanish Inquisition!" he told her.
"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!" shouted the Spanish Inquisition. They continued, "Our two key weapons are surprise and our are devotion to the Pope wearing pretty red outfits, Damn! You, come with me, you're to the dungeon to see if you can survive the Comfy Pillow!"
"The Comfy Pillows?!" Draco and Cyn shouted in unison. They were dragged downstairs and into the dungeon.
Later in the dungeon:
Two henchmen grab two comfy pillows and whack Draco and Cyn with them. They start laughing insanely about how stupid this is of them. The leader yells, "So you think you're so smart that you survived the comfy pillows, bring in The Comfy Chair!" the two henchmen looked at their leader in confusion.
"Not the Comfy Chair!" they screamed.
"Go and get it!" their leader shouted. Two minutes later the henchmen return with a puffy looking chair that was covered in roses. They plopped Cyn and Draco into it. The later said, "This is the Comfy Chair! You will stay down here for two days with only tea and crumpets at twelve o'clock, with complimentary gruel for supper, which actually looks like the finest lobster in all of England!" Thus, they stayed like this for two days with only tea and crumpets at twelve and complimentary gruel for supper.
Probably my longest chapter. Thanx to Evil Choco Kitty, who told me what the Spanish Inquisition says. Also, thanx to her cousin for coming up with the pinky of doom and the thumb of death.
