I was gonna post this sooner but mum deleted it. Being the pathetic thing
that I am, I have been sobbing for the last hour and then spent some time
being utterly disgusted with how pathetic I am. It really is my fault
because I didn't tell her to save it before she closed out. Well, there's
my excuse for why this didn't get posted sooner.
Chapter 20, which can never be as good as the original chapter 20, but I'll try to make up for it by making this long and by shutting the Hell up!
Chapter 20- Chaos
After being released from the Spanish Inquisition with one last whack from a Comfy Pillow, they were free. They decided to go to the common room to have a little 'chat' with Jane. Of course, their troubles weren't anywhere near over. (Do to the fact that I like to watch them suffer.) They had barely reached the top of the stairs when they were attacked by blue meanies, led by Yoko Ono and her equal in inability, Brittany Spears! (Scary huh?) At this horrible sight Draco fainted and Cyn had to carry him as she fled. She ran until she could barely breathe and stopped in front of the portrait of a fat lady. Cyn remembered Hermione telling her that the Gryffindor common room was behind a portrait like this. She begged the Fat Lady to let them in but she refused. The Fat Lady changed her mind when she saw the two scary women running towards them. She immediately swung open, allowing Cyn to climb in with Draco still on her back. The portrait shut as soon as the two had gotten into the room and then ran to a portrait on the other side of Hogwarts, far from Yoko and Brittany.
The Gryffindors weren't pleased to have Draco Malfoy in their common room, but they felt that they owed Cyn for the beating she had given him when he had broken up with her. The only other Slytherins they would have tolerated were Jane, being Cyn's cousin, and Blaise Zabini, who was responsible for putting a snake in Pansy Parkinson's bag last week. They had all been quite amused when she discovered it. She had shrieked louder than a banshee and Professor Black had taken points off of Slytherin because it had annoyed her so much. They agreed to let the two stay until Draco woke up, as they didn't want him in their common room on any occasion.
Cyn to told them how they had had to escape from the two evil women. At the part where Draco fainted several had to leave, including Ron, because they couldn't keep from cracking up. Harry was only able to keep his composure because Hermione had threatened to turn him into something nasty if he laughed.
Later that evening Cyn sat telling Hermione what had happened with the Spanish Inquisition.
"So then Draco said 'well it's not like I expected the Spanish Inquisition' and-"
"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our two key weapons are surprise, and our devotion to the Pope wearing pretty red outfits. Damn!" said the Spanish Inquisition. The only reason Hermione and Cyn weren't captured was because a killer bunny rabbit, which tore the Spanish Inquisition to bits, rescued them. At this point Draco woke up, and the Beatles burst in.
"Help me if you can I'm feeling down," said John.
"And I do appreciate you being 'round," said Paul
"Help me get my feet back on the ground," said Ringo
"Won't ya please, please help me?" said George. Draco, Cyn, and Hermione looked at them in confusion. Hermione asked them what was going on. John answered her.
"The evil tarantula lady is back! I'm scared!" he cried.
"I want me mum!" Whined Ringo, blowing his nose. Hermione sighed, this was turning out to be a long night. It also didn't help that Ron had come in dressed as a porcupine and was calling,
"Dinsdale? Dinsdale?" (a/n lots of Monty python references here, huh?) The only thing that kept Hermione sane was the knowledge that she could tell her therapist, the cougar, about all this and he might prescribe some wonder drug to make her forget this ever happened. What was even worse was that the killer bunny rabbit was chewing up the entire common room and there were blue meanies trying to force their way inside. Her head started swimming and she fainted right on top of the killer bunny rabbit, who had been about to bite her feet off.
Draco was trying desperately to get John off of Cyn, who had a coffee stain on her shoes that John was attempting to lick because he was suffering from coffee withdrawl again. Ron was still trying to find Dinsdale and to top it off, the Beatles (excluding John) were singing Christmas carols at the top of their lungs. In short, chaos reined supreme.
How was that? Review and tell me people. If you don't I'll stick Yoko and Brittany on you! Mwahahahahahaha!! I am sooo evil!!
*R*E*V*I*E*W* or else!!
Chapter 20, which can never be as good as the original chapter 20, but I'll try to make up for it by making this long and by shutting the Hell up!
Chapter 20- Chaos
After being released from the Spanish Inquisition with one last whack from a Comfy Pillow, they were free. They decided to go to the common room to have a little 'chat' with Jane. Of course, their troubles weren't anywhere near over. (Do to the fact that I like to watch them suffer.) They had barely reached the top of the stairs when they were attacked by blue meanies, led by Yoko Ono and her equal in inability, Brittany Spears! (Scary huh?) At this horrible sight Draco fainted and Cyn had to carry him as she fled. She ran until she could barely breathe and stopped in front of the portrait of a fat lady. Cyn remembered Hermione telling her that the Gryffindor common room was behind a portrait like this. She begged the Fat Lady to let them in but she refused. The Fat Lady changed her mind when she saw the two scary women running towards them. She immediately swung open, allowing Cyn to climb in with Draco still on her back. The portrait shut as soon as the two had gotten into the room and then ran to a portrait on the other side of Hogwarts, far from Yoko and Brittany.
The Gryffindors weren't pleased to have Draco Malfoy in their common room, but they felt that they owed Cyn for the beating she had given him when he had broken up with her. The only other Slytherins they would have tolerated were Jane, being Cyn's cousin, and Blaise Zabini, who was responsible for putting a snake in Pansy Parkinson's bag last week. They had all been quite amused when she discovered it. She had shrieked louder than a banshee and Professor Black had taken points off of Slytherin because it had annoyed her so much. They agreed to let the two stay until Draco woke up, as they didn't want him in their common room on any occasion.
Cyn to told them how they had had to escape from the two evil women. At the part where Draco fainted several had to leave, including Ron, because they couldn't keep from cracking up. Harry was only able to keep his composure because Hermione had threatened to turn him into something nasty if he laughed.
Later that evening Cyn sat telling Hermione what had happened with the Spanish Inquisition.
"So then Draco said 'well it's not like I expected the Spanish Inquisition' and-"
"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our two key weapons are surprise, and our devotion to the Pope wearing pretty red outfits. Damn!" said the Spanish Inquisition. The only reason Hermione and Cyn weren't captured was because a killer bunny rabbit, which tore the Spanish Inquisition to bits, rescued them. At this point Draco woke up, and the Beatles burst in.
"Help me if you can I'm feeling down," said John.
"And I do appreciate you being 'round," said Paul
"Help me get my feet back on the ground," said Ringo
"Won't ya please, please help me?" said George. Draco, Cyn, and Hermione looked at them in confusion. Hermione asked them what was going on. John answered her.
"The evil tarantula lady is back! I'm scared!" he cried.
"I want me mum!" Whined Ringo, blowing his nose. Hermione sighed, this was turning out to be a long night. It also didn't help that Ron had come in dressed as a porcupine and was calling,
"Dinsdale? Dinsdale?" (a/n lots of Monty python references here, huh?) The only thing that kept Hermione sane was the knowledge that she could tell her therapist, the cougar, about all this and he might prescribe some wonder drug to make her forget this ever happened. What was even worse was that the killer bunny rabbit was chewing up the entire common room and there were blue meanies trying to force their way inside. Her head started swimming and she fainted right on top of the killer bunny rabbit, who had been about to bite her feet off.
Draco was trying desperately to get John off of Cyn, who had a coffee stain on her shoes that John was attempting to lick because he was suffering from coffee withdrawl again. Ron was still trying to find Dinsdale and to top it off, the Beatles (excluding John) were singing Christmas carols at the top of their lungs. In short, chaos reined supreme.
How was that? Review and tell me people. If you don't I'll stick Yoko and Brittany on you! Mwahahahahahaha!! I am sooo evil!!
*R*E*V*I*E*W* or else!!
