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Fudge walked into Dumbledore's office only to find the shock of his life. Gandalf the wizard was sitting in the office along with the four Beatles, who were still in their twenties. This was understandably a bit much for him to take. A muggle book character sitting in the Headmaster's office with four Beatles, two of who were dead while the others were in their late fifties/early sixties. To make matters worse Yoko Ono burst in with a machine gun and her trusty sidekick Brittany Spears. Well Fudge did thew only possible thing he could do, circumstances being what they were. He turned on his heel and ran faster then you would have thought was humanly possible. He ended up crashing into Draco/Legalese/Orlando Bloom. This on top of everything else about did it for Fudge. He collapsed onto the floor, sobbing his head off. He began to play with his bowler hat, which was green to match his robes. Legolas (let's just call him that, it's easier then Draco/Legolas/Orlando Bloom. Well now I've ruined my sentence so I'll start it again.) Legolas tried to help him up, but wasn't very successful, Fudge just slapped him away, so he decided to leave. He ran into Arwen (who is really Cyn) on the way downstairs. She listened to him relate what had just happened.
"Well it seems like he's lost his mind. What would you expect him to do?" she asked reasonably. Unfortunately he had to say that fateful sentence.
"Well it's not like I expected the Spanish Inquisition." (Just wait all you people who think this is getting old!) The Spanish Inquisition burst in.
"Nobody expects th-" SLAP! Arwen (You know she's Cyn right?) did not even let them finish their sentence. She began whispering something in elfish and right as she finished a flood came down the hall. It swept the Spanish Inquisition away and disappeared soon after they were gone. Arwen turned to Legolas.
"Man, they were annoying! Ugh, I wish those gits would disappear off the face of the earth!"
She was very annoyed. Before she could go on Fudge ran in.
"I'm covered in bees!" he screamed. (For those who don't get the reference: It's part of a comedy routine by British comedian Eddie Izzard.)
` Arwen had had quite enough. She grabbed Legolas and dragged him out of the castle and into the Forbidden Forest.
"Arwen, what's going on?" he asked in confusion. Arwen didn't answer. Now he was getting worried. He was going to say something but she stopped at a stream and pushed him in before he was able to tell her he thought she was overreacting. He looked at himself and realized he was back to being Draco Malfoy. Arwen jumped in and soon turned back into Cyn.
"That is so much better. I love the Lord of the Rings books, but I really prefer to stay in my own body and not go changing into the characters!" she said to him. Draco agreed. Of coarse, they still had the rest of the school to change back. He was grateful to be back to normal, but how they were gonna get the rest of the school to this stream and back to normal. Well, he wouldn't mind leaving Pansy, Granger, and Potty and Weasel like that, and maybe the rest of the Gryffindors. He knew they couldn't do that, but he could still dream. He looked down at his reflection. He looked good in elfish clothes! (A/N they keep the elfish clothes they got when they changed into the characters.)
Well thus ends another chapter! Review and tell me what you think.
Fudge walked into Dumbledore's office only to find the shock of his life. Gandalf the wizard was sitting in the office along with the four Beatles, who were still in their twenties. This was understandably a bit much for him to take. A muggle book character sitting in the Headmaster's office with four Beatles, two of who were dead while the others were in their late fifties/early sixties. To make matters worse Yoko Ono burst in with a machine gun and her trusty sidekick Brittany Spears. Well Fudge did thew only possible thing he could do, circumstances being what they were. He turned on his heel and ran faster then you would have thought was humanly possible. He ended up crashing into Draco/Legalese/Orlando Bloom. This on top of everything else about did it for Fudge. He collapsed onto the floor, sobbing his head off. He began to play with his bowler hat, which was green to match his robes. Legolas (let's just call him that, it's easier then Draco/Legolas/Orlando Bloom. Well now I've ruined my sentence so I'll start it again.) Legolas tried to help him up, but wasn't very successful, Fudge just slapped him away, so he decided to leave. He ran into Arwen (who is really Cyn) on the way downstairs. She listened to him relate what had just happened.
"Well it seems like he's lost his mind. What would you expect him to do?" she asked reasonably. Unfortunately he had to say that fateful sentence.
"Well it's not like I expected the Spanish Inquisition." (Just wait all you people who think this is getting old!) The Spanish Inquisition burst in.
"Nobody expects th-" SLAP! Arwen (You know she's Cyn right?) did not even let them finish their sentence. She began whispering something in elfish and right as she finished a flood came down the hall. It swept the Spanish Inquisition away and disappeared soon after they were gone. Arwen turned to Legolas.
"Man, they were annoying! Ugh, I wish those gits would disappear off the face of the earth!"
She was very annoyed. Before she could go on Fudge ran in.
"I'm covered in bees!" he screamed. (For those who don't get the reference: It's part of a comedy routine by British comedian Eddie Izzard.)
` Arwen had had quite enough. She grabbed Legolas and dragged him out of the castle and into the Forbidden Forest.
"Arwen, what's going on?" he asked in confusion. Arwen didn't answer. Now he was getting worried. He was going to say something but she stopped at a stream and pushed him in before he was able to tell her he thought she was overreacting. He looked at himself and realized he was back to being Draco Malfoy. Arwen jumped in and soon turned back into Cyn.
"That is so much better. I love the Lord of the Rings books, but I really prefer to stay in my own body and not go changing into the characters!" she said to him. Draco agreed. Of coarse, they still had the rest of the school to change back. He was grateful to be back to normal, but how they were gonna get the rest of the school to this stream and back to normal. Well, he wouldn't mind leaving Pansy, Granger, and Potty and Weasel like that, and maybe the rest of the Gryffindors. He knew they couldn't do that, but he could still dream. He looked down at his reflection. He looked good in elfish clothes! (A/N they keep the elfish clothes they got when they changed into the characters.)
Well thus ends another chapter! Review and tell me what you think.
