Middle Earth Graphiti Part 3: The Shire
In the dirt of Sam's garden: "Sam smokes Longbottom Greenleaf."
With breadcrumbs in a pond: "Odo Proudfoot's feet reek, and so does this pond."
On a pair of flapping longjohns in ink on a branch high atop the Party Tree: PIPPIN'S
On the other side: MERRY'S
On Frodo's teakettle, etched finely: "Orcs get me steamed."
In Farmer Maggot's cornfield, in husks arrayed on the ground: "Maggot fakes crop circles."
Under that: "I'm sending my dogs after you skallywags!"
Inside Ortho Sackville-Baggins' wagon in flour: "If Ortho dosen't stop stealing Mr. Baggins' silver, he's going to need an Ortho-dontist."
On the door at Bag End: "No solicitors, missionaries, cross-dressing Elves, Ringwraiths in tutus or Rings of Power."
On Sam's butt on a big pink rose: ROSIE
On one of the wooden slats on the mill: "Frodo uses the Ring to hold on his glow in the dark rubbers."
Under that: "And he uses Hair Club for Hobbits....on his FEET!"
In the dirt of Sam's garden: "Sam smokes Longbottom Greenleaf."
With breadcrumbs in a pond: "Odo Proudfoot's feet reek, and so does this pond."
On a pair of flapping longjohns in ink on a branch high atop the Party Tree: PIPPIN'S
On the other side: MERRY'S
On Frodo's teakettle, etched finely: "Orcs get me steamed."
In Farmer Maggot's cornfield, in husks arrayed on the ground: "Maggot fakes crop circles."
Under that: "I'm sending my dogs after you skallywags!"
Inside Ortho Sackville-Baggins' wagon in flour: "If Ortho dosen't stop stealing Mr. Baggins' silver, he's going to need an Ortho-dontist."
On the door at Bag End: "No solicitors, missionaries, cross-dressing Elves, Ringwraiths in tutus or Rings of Power."
On Sam's butt on a big pink rose: ROSIE
On one of the wooden slats on the mill: "Frodo uses the Ring to hold on his glow in the dark rubbers."
Under that: "And he uses Hair Club for Hobbits....on his FEET!"
