Middle Earth Graphiti: Chapter 5, Cirith Ungol(Orc Tower, Mordor)
Just inside the gate: "Elves and Men are white meat, Dwarves are dark, Hobbits are Spam!"
In one of the tunnels: "Gorbag luvs Shelob."
Under that: "She luvs you too, for a snack!"
Near one of the stairwells: "Shagrat wears a pink thong."
Under that lies the slashed body of the author of above.
On the inside of an orc shield: "I love my Mommy"
Tattooed on the arm of Snaga: A tattoo of Marilyn Manson(who do YOU serve?)
On another tunnel: "N'Sync ROCKS!"
Beneath that: "You DIE!"
In clawmarks on another wall: "I need caffeene."
Further along: "I need leather."
Under that: "I need underwear that dosen't get skidmarks."
On yet another wall: "Shagrat shags Elves."
Under that: "Sharpen your claws somewhere else, Snaga or I'll sharpen them on YOU!"
And another: "Isengard suxs."
Under that: "At least they have indoor plumbing."
And that: "Ar, you wimp!"
In one of the upper rooms: "Real orcs drink herbal tea."
In another: "Got milk?"
Under that: "Got Hobbit?"
Just inside the gate: "Elves and Men are white meat, Dwarves are dark, Hobbits are Spam!"
In one of the tunnels: "Gorbag luvs Shelob."
Under that: "She luvs you too, for a snack!"
Near one of the stairwells: "Shagrat wears a pink thong."
Under that lies the slashed body of the author of above.
On the inside of an orc shield: "I love my Mommy"
Tattooed on the arm of Snaga: A tattoo of Marilyn Manson(who do YOU serve?)
On another tunnel: "N'Sync ROCKS!"
Beneath that: "You DIE!"
In clawmarks on another wall: "I need caffeene."
Further along: "I need leather."
Under that: "I need underwear that dosen't get skidmarks."
On yet another wall: "Shagrat shags Elves."
Under that: "Sharpen your claws somewhere else, Snaga or I'll sharpen them on YOU!"
And another: "Isengard suxs."
Under that: "At least they have indoor plumbing."
And that: "Ar, you wimp!"
In one of the upper rooms: "Real orcs drink herbal tea."
In another: "Got milk?"
Under that: "Got Hobbit?"
