Well, hello! And Welcome to My Little World of Weirdness!

I state for the record that, despite the fact I really, really wish I did, I don't own any of the characters that will grace this story; it's all CLAMP's! Always has been, always will be!

Also I don't pretend to have any Mastery over the language of Japanese or any clue as to correct grammatical structure. I put it in and hope it gets across the point I'm trying to make!

Also, I've only ever seen the American dub, the first 3 and the 5th dvds of the sub. Everything else about the whole Sakura-Eriol-Yue arch I've gleaned from the Internet. Sorry if they are all OOC or I slip up and start calling Syaoran, simply Li. Someone? do tell me if I do that!



"Speaking"

*Stress/emphasis*

//Thinking//



The Magical, Mythical, Mischievous Master Clow.



By Dr Megalomania.

For a small city called Tomoeda, of the lovely isle of Japan, the week began like any other. For four magical guardians, the week began hellishly with the activation of an ancient curse, bestowed upon them a long, long time ago . . .



Part Three: Sunday - Nichiyoobi

[I made some minor tweaks to the 1st chapter! You may want to go back and re-read it, but it's nothing major! Just explains a couple of things.]

Midnight.

The city of Tomoeda slept as the witching hour rolled by. The only odd occurrence was that of the school's bells chiming the hour.

Sakura mumbled in her sleep about already catching the Time card, and Tomoyo chuckled dozily, exclaiming, "I must record your bravery."

Both were fast asleep and thus didn't notice the tentative strange tendrils of sparkling purple magic slip through the open window. It winded its way around the room, feeling each surface it encountered. One tendril made contact with Sakura, caressed her cheek and pulled the blanket up a little higher. Another encountered Tomoyo and proceeded to re-plait her loosen ponytail. The mist of magic gathered itself into a single wisp and headed for Keroberos' drawer. It paused slightly, as if checking it was he, and then began to wrap itself about his tiny torso.

A similar phenomenon was happening in Touya's bedroom. The window was pushed open gently, allowing a chilly draught to escape into the room. Touya shivered and wrapped his arms around Yuki a bit tighter. The smaller youth nuzzled deeper into Touya's chest, smiling in his sleep. The magic drifted over the two, neither could possible be aware of it, the magic was too different for them to detect. Again it paused briefly, then gently disengaged Touya's arms and rolled Yukito off the bed. Yuki's descent accidentally knocked his glasses off the stand and while a tendril curved to pick them up, Yuki awoke.

He found himself surrounded by a strange sparkling purple vapour; it glowed slightly as it began to coil itself around him tighter. He tried to push against the mist, but the mist was stronger.

Panicked, he looked on to the bed to wake Touya.

// Sleep. // A gentle command filled his head, a voice that wasn't his or Yue's. Tsukishiro Yukito was sent into a deep controlled slumber.

The violet enchanted fog struck elsewhere, at the hiirawagizawa mansion, as both Ruby Moon and Spinel Sun slumbered . . .





The Sun streamed cheerfully into the room and on to the ancient four-poster bed. Eriol shuffled slightly under the covers and waved his hands in the general direction of the curtains. They slid shut compliantly with the spell as he sat up and rubbed the sleep from his eyes. The bed may have dated back from his past life, but it always provided the best night of sleep. He stretched and yawned contentedly. // Today is a great day . . .// he thought happily, // . . . a great day for evil! //

He slipped on his bunny-slippers of evil; he put on the glasses of evil, and then his silk robe of evil and strolled out of the room in search of his first evil cup of tea.

He shook his head in amusement; he'd woken up today feeling as he did whenever he preformed some great evil prank. He stopped outside his Sun guardian's room, trying to think which stunt he had pulled recently to make him feel this smug. He shook his head again. // It'll come to me later . . . // he concluded, and peered into the guardian's room. The bed was a bit of a mess, not like Spinel's usual neatness. //Must have been in a hurry to escape Ruby, before she even woke up. // Eriol mused. Although he acted otherwise, he was *very* aware of their daily custom, 'Ruby wakes, Ruby finds Spinel, Ruby plays swing-the-cat-around-the-room', he chuckled again and went to Ruby's room. Sunday was the only day she didn't indulge in the 'game' and slept in. he put his head around the door and looked in.

The room was a mess, various clothes strewn here and there. //Typical Ruby. // He walked over to the nearest pile and picked up a strange, feathered boa. Strange because Spinel was wrapped up in it dozing quite happily, even occasionally giggling blissfully. Eriol chuckled, //ah, Ruby decided to mount a surprise morning assault. //

Eriol piled a few clothes together and placed his small, snoozing guardian atop of it to sleep whatever Ruby had given him off.

He smiled as he closed the door, and proceeded down the stairs for breakfast.





Touya yawned as he stirred; he still had Keroberos' cries of "I kill you now!" ringing in his ears, from last night, as they faced off in battle in the videogame. Touya and Kero kept fighting until Tomoyo, in a very scary feat of determinism, ripped the controller from Kero's paws and demanded he let Sakura sleep, Yuki was a little more subtle and suggested it was time for them to go to bed. "To *sleep*" he said with a quick wink and the devil in his eye.

Touya reached over to pull Yuki towards him for a morning kiss. When his hand came up empty, he opened his eyes. Yuki wasn't in the bed.

Touya sat up, for that matter neither was the blanket; it was on the floor. Touya, bleary eyed, swung his feet off the bed to go see if Yuki was already awake.

"AAAHHGA!!" Yuki's muffled cry emanated from under Touya's blanket, "I KILL YOU NOW!!"

Touya jumped back on the bed alarmed and yanked the blanket off his friend. Yukito was sprawled on the floor, fast asleep.

Touya smiled, // Must still hear Keroberos as well.// he thought as he reached over to rouse him. Yuki swatted away his hand and muttered darkly, "I'm sleeping. Go away."

Touya frowned, // Yue mustn't have gotten much sleep either// he shrugged and carefully picked up his sleeping friend and lowered him onto the bed. Yuki suddenly clutched his tee shirt, "Make me a modern-yaki?"

Touya grinned at the childish tone Yuki was using. He stroked the pale cheek. "Of course."



Eriol settled back into his throne of evil and sipped his green tea. He sighed deeply, // I wonder what the delectable Tomoyo-chan is doing. // He thought absently as he fiddled with his book.

The door opened.

"Good morning Master." A voice said sedately.

"Good-" Eriol stopped and looked up at Ruby, //Sedately?!//

Ruby tilted her head, and raised a quizzical eyebrow at him, "Master?"

Eriol blinked, //Maybe she didn't get Spinel enough before he past out, yeah that's it, she's just a little down.// "Sorry, good morning."

She nodded and moved toward the bookshelf, Eriol returned to his book. He didn't notice that Ruby had picked up Spinel's charmed spectacles. Eriol had created them at Spinel's request because, although the guardian had perfect twenty-twenty vision, he wanted spectacles. Eriol never really asked why, but guessed it had something to do with the fact he could look even *more* disdainfully at Ruby if he had a pair to peer over. The spectacles were laced with magic to make them fit Spinel's face no matter what form he took.

Eriol looked up from his own book, to see Ruby select a particularly large book from the shelve and preceded to lie in Spinel favourite place, Spinel's glasses balanced on her nose, leafing through the large volume.

"Ah . . . ?" Eriol paused in wonderment.

Ruby looked up at him, coolly, "Yes, Master?"

"What are you reading?" He said enquiringly as he sipped his tea.

"War And Peace, the writer's essay and commentary edition." Came the reply.

Eriol's eyes widened as he choked then spat out the tea again.





Sakura sat up in bed and rubbed her eyes. She looked down at Tomoyo, who was still slumbering, hair still impossibly neat. Sakura ran her fingers through her own short but messy hair. She looked around the room in wonderment, as she realise she'd woken before the alarm clock. Smiling, she turned to look at the time . . . only to find the alarm clock had been disassembled and laid out in orderly little piles, screws grouped together, bell and hammer lying smartly beside each other, cogs lined up; going from largest to smallest. And Kero, in his plush toy form, arms folded and standing a few centimetres away. He was gazing mulishly at the kaput clock.

"Hoe?" Sakura looked at him questioningly, because, A. he was up *early*, B. he had been awake *before* her, and C. he wasn't demanding breakfast.

He looked up at her, his eyes narrowing slightly, "*It*" he nodded disgustedly at the ex-clock, " . . . was going to go *off*."

Sniffing haughtily, an act Sakura usually associated with Yue, Keroberos flew back to his bed, without an explanation or a demand for breakfast.

Sakura blinked her large emerald eyes in confusion.

"Hoe?"



Touya lay beside the dozing Yuki, occasionally stroking a finger against the snow bunny's cheek. He smiled as he began to purr. He chuckled, and ruffled Yuki's hair before turning to get up, a blue glow behind him stopped him. A feather drifted past his shoulder, Touya turned to find Yuki had become Yue.

"I had no idea how good you were at that" Yue slurred sleepily. He rubbed his cheek affectionately against Touya's cheek, "Do that. Again." Yue commanded, literally purring, huskily.

Touya was intrigued, the Moon angel never showed this much warmth before, he held the guardian's cheeks in his hand and leant forward for a kiss.

Yue's amethyst eyes widen in shock as he pulled away violently, and grimaced.

"Ewwwwwwwww!"

"Nani?" Touya blinked at the sudden change.

"Awwww!" The guardian wiped his mouth vigorously with the back of his hand, "I said 'pet me', not 'lay one on me'!! EWWW!!"

He jumped off the bed, still pretending to gag, and walked over the room, "Save that for your little . . ." he held his fingers up in the air, and wiggled them in the universal 'open-close quote' ". . . "Friend" Yukito . . . ewwww!"

As Touya was following Yue and his strange behaviour out his room, Sakura and Tomoyo chased Kero out of her room,

"Hey, give me back my hairbrush," cried Tomoyo, her plait half done.

"Your hair may be long but mine's longer and therefore needs more attention!" Kero headed for the door carrying the large lilac brush toward the bathroom.

"Hey kaijuu, what is wrong with your guardians this morning?"

Sakura was so perplexed she didn't catch the insult.

Kero stopped and looked around the hallway puzzled. Yue stopped and faced him.

"What's wrong?"

"Where's the bathroom?"

Yue lifted a long pale finger and pointed at a room just past Touya's room, "There."

"Ah," Kero nodded, "Arigato."

"You're welcome," just as Kero started to float to the bathroom, Yue quickly stepped in front of him, "And in payment you have to make me breakfast."

The plush toy sighed heavily, "When I've finished my hair then I'll think about it."

"But you'll be hours!" Yue whined. He clutched his stomach, "And I'm *Soooooo* hungry! And I asked Touya-kun to make me Modern-yaki and he kissed me!"

"Why?" Kero turned to Touya, who didn't answer, confusion registering all over his face.

The two guardians turned to one another and shrugged, "Mortals today," mutter Kero, "Absolutely crazy."

Yue nodded his agreement and spotted Sakura.

"Sakura-chan! You'll make me a Modern-yaki, with extra noodles? Modern- yaki, Modern . . ." he dropped to his knees down in front of her and clutched her little green nightgown. His usually serious eyes opened largely and started to water, pleadingly. " . . . -Yaki?"

"Ano. . . okay?" she replied, confused beyond all reason.

"Wai!!" He jumped up, "Modern-Yaki, Modern-Yaki, Modern-Yaki!" He chanted as he pranced about her room. "I'm having a Modern-Yaki, To-DAAAAY!!" Touya joined Tomoyo and his sister as they peered into the room; Yue had now plonked himself in front of the videogame console and started to play.

"Doh, Ray, Me, Far, So, La, Tee, Doh!" sang Kero in perfect harmony from the locked bathroom.

"I think we, maybe, should call Eriol-kun." Said Tomoyo usefully.

"Oh, yeah," said Touya, "This has got *his* creepy, evil, little fingerprints all over it."



Eriol sat in his Throne of Evil, scratching his chin in mystification. Before him, stood Ruby Moon and Spinel Sun.

"You are in *my* BODY?!" Bawled Spinel.

"Ah yes," Ruby rested a finger on her cheek, "This is quite a change of events. How intriguing."

"Master, tell me this is all a nightmare, or your doing and that you can make it all go away!" Spinel sobbed into Eriol's bathrobe.

"For once, my dear . . . Ruby? Yes Ruby, I have nothing to do with this little swap." Eriol rose to go to the phone. "However, I do remember that Clow made a card capable of this, perhaps the new Mistress decide to repay me some of the little games I played on her."

The phone rang as soon as he put his fingers on the handset.

"Moshi-moshi?"

Eriol jerked the phone away from his ear as Sakura began to rant down the line.

"Are you done?" He asked her, "Good, now from that little angry outburst, I see you have nothing to do with my little problem and that you also are experiencing some bizarre happenstances of your own . . ."





Sakura wailed, "What do you mean you don't know how this happened?!"

Yue was peering into the mirror, "Wai . . . I'm so tall . . ."

"Close my mouth, you're making me look like a Baka!" Kero snapped irritably.

Yue giggled and tried to touch his nose with his tongue. Kero looked at the ceiling and shook his head.

Touya whispered to Sakura, "Ask him where Yuki-kun is"

"You don't know what happen?" Sakura continued, "You mean you *didn't* have anything to do with it?!" Sakura cried in dismay. "Okay, okay we will. See you later."

She put down the phone. "He said he doesn't know what happened. Kero-chan? Yue-sama?"

Yue and Kero turned to look at her. The realisation that Kero was now inhabiting Yue's body, and that Yue was now in Kero's tiny form had come violently when Yue realise his precious long hair was not attached to Kero's round large head.

"I know, we can phone Syaoran-kun!" Sakura exclaimed.

"How can that Gaki help?"

"He's not a Gaki!" Sakura said, "and he's been a student of Clow's magic for the whole of his life, maybe he knows something that Eriol doesn't."

It was far fetched and she knew it but she had to try something.



Li Syaoran agreed to meet them at the ice-cream parlour on the way to Eriol's house.

They would have gotten there sooner; if Yue hadn't refuse to leave the house . . .



The tiny plush toy/Moon guardian floated in the hallway.

"I'm not leaving this house." He folded his arms.

"Why not?" Kero leaned through the open front door. They had dressed him in some of Touya's old clothes to make him less . . . conspicuous.

"Not until someone does something about my hair!" He pointed violently at his own body. Kero had not done anything to it, and let it flow freely around his body, allowing it drag on the floor.

"We don't have time for this!" Touya called back.

The plush toy turn into Keroberos' more fearsome form. "HAIR!" he roared ferociously.



. . . when they arrived, Syaoran was inside the parlour, tucking into a large chocolate ice-cream.

Sakura knocked on the window, Syaoran turned and waved at them. Kero ran into the parlour.

"Can I have some?" Syaoran jumped when the Moon guardian suddenly appeared, in front of him, leaning excitedly over his ice cream.

Syaoran raised an eyebrow and cautiously dragged his ice cream away from the beaming guardian.

"What wrong with Yue-sama?" He said to Sakura.

Sakura sighed.

"That's not Yue-sama. That's Keroberos."

When he frowned at her further, Tomoyo continued. "That's our problem, Kero-chan is in Yue-sama's body, and Yue-sama is in Kero-chan's body."

"Where's Yue-sama then?" Syaoran moved the ice cream quickly to the right to escape Kero's little clutches. A muffled yell from Sakura's bag answered his question.

Syaoran slid the ice cream to the left quickly as he pondered what had happened. Kero sighed sharply in frustration.

"And I assume the same thing has happened to hiirawagizawa-kun." Syaoran mused; he lifted the plate above Kero's hands. "You sure he didn't just do this and it just backfired on-HEY!!"

Kero yanked the delicious treat from Syaoran's hands and quickly swallowed the delight.

"What's he done?! What's he doing?!" Yue yelled from Sakura's bag. He tried to get out but Sakura pushed him down.

"No, don't look; I'm not sure you want to know." Kero had managed to eat most of it, but his mouth, fingers and much of his clothes were now dripping in the sweet brown substance. There was even some chocolate dripping from the silvery hair.

"Kero, try to be a little more careful! That's not your body!" Sakura chided.

Kero blinked and started to lick his fingers. He grinned, "Finger licking is fun!!" Kero proclaimed.

"Come on, we can clean him up at Eriol-kun's house" Tomoyo told them as she thrust Keroberos out of the door.



When they all arrived at Eriol's house the door was opened by a smartly dressed young man, Touya flinched out of habit.

"Ruby?!"

Ruby's face smiled smugly, "Oh, don't worry," she hummed, "I won't lay a finger on you."

Kero bounded forward and threw Yue's arms around Ruby, "It happened to you too!!"

Spinel cracked up and the two started to jump madly, laughing their heads off. Eriol peered around them, "Come in, come in."

He beamed at Touya, the two hadn't come across each other very much, "Hello . . . I'm Evil . . . I mean Eli," he chuckled as he shook his head again, "I mean . . . heh, heh, Eriol, come in please!"

The gang squeezed past the rejoicing guardians.

Eriol led them to his sitting room, and was confronted by Spinel, //Ruby// he corrected himself, Ruby floating over his needlework project, she picked it up and looked at it.

He paled slightly as she was trying it on, it was the dress he was making for Tomoyo, a sexy little purple number he was engineering so it clung to her--- //that isn't the point// he thought frantically the point was Spinel Sun-he meant, Ruby, was trying it on!

"Give me that!" He yoinked the material from the tiny guardian's paws.

"Are you making that for me?" Ruby demanded, then she saw the company he had brought with him. "To-YA-KUUUUN!!" She squealed as she flew straight at him.

Touya suddenly saw the advantages of Ruby being in Spinel's form and grab the plushy's tail. "Ah HA!!" He cried and held her an arm's length away from him. "I'm not in such a rush to reverse this anymore."

"Oh really?" Yue flew out of Sakura's purse, "Then you don't mind the fact that you'll probably never see Yuki again let alone *sleep* with-"

"You! Creep! Reverse thy evil spell!!" Touya threw Ruby over his shoulder and pointed at Eriol.

"I wish I could," Eriol sighed "But I have no idea how this came about. It's familiar though."

"It's going to last for a week." Tomoyo said quietly.

"Nani?" Sakura turned to her, "How do you know, Tomoyo-chan?"

"Don't you remember? Your father, last night, he said 'The weather this week may be a little rough, in fact there may be a little cloud of doom over you' . . . "

"Over both of you . . ." Sakura finished, remembering now.

"Apparently, I said something similar yesterday also . . ." Eriol added.

"Apparently?" Syaoran glared at him, "What do you mean 'apparently'?"

"Spinel and Ruby told me I somewhat zoned out yesterday and said, 'Prepare yourselves, the week ahead will be quite amusing.' So this must mean Clow's behind it, demo . . ."

He trailed off and run his fingers through his dark blue hair, "Why don't *I* remember any of it?"

"Why would Clow keep this from you?" Sakura pondered.

"So he couldn't do anything about it." Kero stood in the doorway; he and Spinel had sobered considerably, the four guardians stood side by side. They exchange a serious glance as Yue spoke up.

"When we were . . . children . . ." He began to explain.

Touya burst into a fit of laughter as an image of chilbi-Yue popped into his head. He clamped his hand over his mouth, when Yue glared at him.

"As I was saying," Yue continued, "When we were younger, we were a little-"

"--Out of control." Supplied Spinel.

"-And rowdy." Added Keroberos.

"-And wild, we'd play pranks on each other-" continued Ruby.

"-Mercilessly, until one day we accidentally destroyed one of the Master's Clow cards, I think it was the Algebra card." Finished Yue, thoughtfully.

"Hoe?!" yelled Sakura, she went crashing to the floor.

"Anyway, Clow cast this really strange spell on us, saying he'd help our next Masters." Spinel said.

" And how does *this* help Sakura-chan and Eriol-kun?" inquired Tomoyo.

"I think he meant *help* as in the way I *helped* Sakura change the Sakura cards." Eriol told her.

"Figures." Touya groused.

Syaoran just slapped his forehead in annoyance.



So the agreement was made, the week would be spent as normally as possible with the guardians taking the other's place. Keroberos and Spinel would go to school as Yukito and Nakura would normally, and in the evenings tell Yue and Ruby what they had done.

That seemed like a simple plan.

Didn't it?



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And now it's time for LEAVE IT TO DOCTOR MEGALOMANIA!!

DrM: Konnichiwa!!

Ruby: KONNICHIWA!!

DrM: Welcome back, Ruby.

Ruby: What have you done to us?!

DrM: But think of all the possibilities . . .

Ruby: I don't wanna! Suppi dressed me as a man!

DrM: [sniggers] yes, he did, didn't he?

Ruby: Oh! You're just mean!

DrM: I'm not. You love me really. Anyway, you'll get your own back . . .

Ruby: I will?

DrM: Find out in the next part; don't forget to R&R minna-chan! Ja Ne!

Ruby: What exactly will I do . . . ?

DrM: I'm not gonna tell you.