Ok, even though no one wanted it, here's the second chapter to this fic. : Sob: So enjoy even though you probably won't :SOB!: Ps This is not the original ending if any one wants to see it review and let me know be warned its really silly though

Jes :)

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"O.k. don't panic everything's going to be fine, I'll just go rescue the princess and tell her it was an accident. Mario, you idiot, that's not going to work now THINK!"

"Uh, Mario...who ya talkin to?" Mario spun around to see his brother standing there

"Luigi!" "Well yeah you're talking to me now, but who were you talking to before?"

"Thank goodness you've gotta' help me!"

"Let me guess, Bowser captured Peach; and she said you'd get beheaded if you try to rescue her."

"Yeah how did you know?"

"Elementary my dear Mario, my brilliant deductive reasoning tells me that none other than Bowser toasted these guards."

"Well Duh! But how did you know about the (Gulp) beheading thing" Mario asked as he rubbed his neck

"I read the first chapter." "Oh... so you know what kind of position I'm in, and you'll help me? :[)" "Not on your life! I'm not gettin my head chopped off!"

" :( " "If you won't do this for me...I'll tell everybody in the mushroom kingdom that your middle name is....." Luigi puts his hand over Mario's mouth

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ok, ok, I'll go get the princess, but if I get decapitated its on your head."

"But at least it will be attached to my neck!" "You mean shoulders Mario."

"Luigi you dork your head is attached to your neck!" "Not in your case, Fat Boy!"

"Ha, ha, very funny." Mario said dryly " I thought so."

"Would you go already!" "All right I'm going, keep your mustache on!" Luigi ran off towards Bowser's castle to save the princess.

Speaking of Bowser lets see what he's up to, shall we?

"Admit it." "Admit what, you slime ball?" Peach asked.

"You love me, don't you princess? "What!?" She shrieked.

"That's why you won't let Mario come for you right?" "But I hope he dose come; Mario's head will make a wonderful wedding present."

"Uhg, We are NOT getting married, I don't even like you let alone love you" Bowser almost looked disappointed. Almost "Princess we are getting married, like it or not, then your Mushroom Kingdom, will be my Mushroom Kingdom and with our armies powers combined..." " I am Capitan Planet!... I mean Luigi" There at the threshold of the door stood Capitan Plan...eh... Luigi in all his glory (And that's not much) "Guards! Seize him!" About twenty guards surrounded, poor, Luigi. "And get the chopping block ready we've got an execution to take care of." Bowser grinned evilly at the, captive, Luigi. Uh...why don't we check back on Mario for right now. (I can't stand the sight of blood)

"What?! You're not goanna leave me like this are you?" (Quiet Luigi, your not supposed to be talking to me) "B B But... you can't let them do this to me!"

(Relax I'll take care of it) "Really?" Luigi whimpers (Really :crosses fingers behind back:)

"I saw that!" " Mario, HELP Meeeeeee!"

At his house, Mario is having a severe attack of conscience.

Mario lazily sips some ice tea as he sits in his living room, in his underwear, watching Pokemon. "Hmm I kind of feel bad about blackmailing Luigi like that. Oh well." Maybe it wasn't as severe as I thought. (I'll fix that :}) Just then Pokemon was interrupted by a news bulletin. "This just in: The public execution of the, not so famous, Luigi Mario is being held at Bowser's castle, admission is one gold coin, we will be bringing it to you live as it happens here on Kids WB" Mario's heart sank into his shoes, then jumped into his throat. "Mama-Mia, What have I done? I have to save him, forgive me little brother for getting you in to this." Mario got dressed and headed out for Koopa's castle.

Meanwhile, at Bowser's place

The castle's courtyard has been set up with stadium seating, speakers, and a huge TV screen just for the occasion. In the center of the courtyard sat a large wooden block with a giant ax wedged in it.

A Koopa troopa was taking admissions from all sorts of foul creatures Goombas, Buzzy beetles, Thwomps and Thwimps, Koopa Paratroopas and even a few curious Mushroomers. And of course King Koopa himself, was there along with the captive Princess Peach. The king and his ahem...guest, had the best seats in the house right in front of the chopping block.

Luigi was brought out in chains, binding his hands and feet.

"You can't do this to Luigi!" The princess pleaded with Bowser.

"Wasn't it you who said if you set one foot in Bowser's castle I'll have you beheaded?"

" 1: I said, I was going to have him beheaded, and 2: I said Mario not Luigi!"

"One Mario is as good as the other" Bowser replied. Luigi, who was standing directly in front of the arguing royalty, nearly passed out when a stout figure in a black hood started to sharpen the ax.

" Bowser, friend, amigo, buddy if it means that much to you keep the princess!"

Peach and Bowser stop arguing and stare at Luigi in disbelieve.

"I tell you what, you let me go and we'll forget this ever happened."

"Luigi!" Peach snapped. "Thank you Luigi, I will keep the princess; and your head on my mantle in a jar" Luigi turned greener than his shirt.

"Is time" Bowser picked up a mic that had been sitting next to his chair and spoke into it

"Gentlemen (Snicker) yeah right, oh and you too princess, the moment you have been waiting for has arrived. THE EXECUTION OF A MARIO!!!" The crowd broke into wild cheers and applause, as Luigi was lead to the block.

His upper body rested on the wooden block his chained hands out in front of him. Bowser walked over to Luigi and put the mic to his lips "Any last words plumb-scum?"

"Yeah I wish Mario was here, then your sorry ass would be in big trouble!" The crowd just laughed at the doomed plumber.

Peach still in her seat was kicking herself for ever giving Bowser this idea. She never wanted this to happen, she just didn't want her friends getting hurt. And the only reason she said what she did was to scare them, she would have never went through with it. "Oh Luigi I am so sorry, I didn't want this" she whispered

"I wish Mario were here" She wiped some tears from her eyes.

~Mario, I didn't come to get the princess because you threatened me. I did it because you're my brother and you needed my help. I wish you were here because it's my turn to need help. ~

The time had come. The executioner lifted the ax high into the air. Peach could only cover her eyes, Luigi would have too if he had been able. Bowser along with the roaring crowd watched anxiously. The executioner spoke the last words the young Mario would ever hear. Luigi shut his eyes. "So are-ah you ready to-ah die Luigi?" "What did you say?" The ax came down with a sickening thud.

Poor Peach losing her best friend.

Poor Luigi losing his head.

Poor Mario losing his little brother, hay were the hell is that fat bastard anyway?

(All in good time narrator, you'll find out next chapter like everyone else)

To be continued...

Wow, looks like I can't finish this in two chapters like I wanted, sorry.

(Sigh) Oh well look for chapter three sometime this week. Jes ^o^