Waaah! Poor Luigi! :sniffle: How could Jes do this to him? It's not faaaaair, Waaah!
(Hay, come on don't cry)
You kill off one of my favorite characters, and then you tell me not to cry?!
Well I'm sorry that's not goanna...goanna :sniffle: Haaaaaaaaappeeeeeen Waaaah!
(Luigi is one of my favorite characters too.) Then why did you kill him? :Boohoo:
(Shhhhh :Pat's narrator on the back: I didn't kill any body, calm down.)
You'll bring him back? (How can I bring him back, he was never gone?)
You mean... :sniff: (That's right, so are you goanna narrate the story now?)
Yes! Thank you!
(Sorry about that readers, my narrator's a little over sensitive. On with the story! -Jes ;P)
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Luigi opened his eyes, he was surprised he could do that, to find that the chains binding his hands had been cut off, not his head :relieved sigh from narrator:
"Mama-mia! Your aim is terrible, thank god." Luigi said.
"It's better than you think little bro another inch closer; and you'd have had one hell of a headache!" The executioner replied.
"Now put your put your feet up here, so I can cut the chains on your legs"
"Mario?! I thought it was you...Did you have to scare the crap out of me like that?!" Luigi asked as he did what Mario told him; and put his feet on the chopping block.
":Snicker: Oh...did I scare you? I'm sorry" Mario said innocently, as he cut the chains on Luigi's feet.
"What the hell is that idiot executioner doing?" Bowser roared. " It's Mario!!" Peach squealed in delight! (Way to expose your friend Peach ^~^)
"Mario?! Well that portly, putrid, plumber..." (Say that three times fast) "Don't interrupt me again you writer wannabe, no talent , half witted, under educated, ugly little troll!"
( ......That hurts...:Sniff:...You'll pay for that :Runs away crying like a little girl:)
"Not bloody likely." After shattering the author's self-esteem, Bowser picked up the mic and his words came over the loud speaker.
"Well Mario, I'm surprised you showed up. But I'm glad you did, killing your brother would have been fun; but killing you both will be... uhh... even more fun!"
"Mario? Where?" One of the dim spectators questioned. "I don't see Mario." said another equally ignorant watcher .
Mario removed his executioners hood, many gasps were heard from the crowd.
"You're all not terribly bright are you?" Luigi shouted at the crowd "No we're not!" " '_' "
"Bowser, what is it with you; and this constant need to kill us? I think you should seek professional help."
"Hmm... seek professional help... to kill Mario Bros. Thanks for the idea, Mario!"
"That's not what I meant! ):{} "
"Attention all spectators whom ever brings me the Mario's will get a shinny..."
"Yeah"
"New..."
"Yeeah"
"X-BOX!"
The crowd erupts in hysterical laughter. Even Mario, Luigi, and Peach, yes she's still in the story, are rolling with laughter. :Snicker: X Box that is a good one.
"Ahem :Chuckle: no seriously though...whom ever brings me the Mario's will get a brand new Gamecube!"
Everyone in the crowd jumped out of their seats, and tried to pummel the Mario Bros. And as good of fighters as they were, the brothers were having a hard time trying to keep from getting their asses kicked. "Dog pile on the Mario's!" Someone shouted.
"EWW! Get it off, get it off, Luigi get it off!" Mario cried as he franticly checked his person.
Luigi had to suppress the urge to slap the shit out of?...err em off of?...uh... he just didn't wanna hit him Ok? The bros. were jumped by about 89 of the fans? no sickos in attendance.
"Ow...please...ouch... stop...ooh... jumping...ah...on my...yipe.. head!" Luigi asked a blue shelled koopa "Mmm...No!" he replied as continued his jumping. Out of nowhere a brick came flying and knocked the offending koopa unconscious.
"Thanks for the help Mario" Luigi called over in his brother's direction.
"What help? I'm trying to keep form getting killed!" Just then six more bricks came flying hitting various bad guys.
"What the hell, where are those bricks coming from?" Bowser scanned the area then... :POW!: Oh man, you should of seen it Bowser just got hit in the face with a brick! Crap that was cool...oh! yeah the story...so anyway, Bowser is down for the count, and Peach escapes. She runs towards the bros nearly getting beened by a brick; but Mario pushed her out of the way just in the nick of time...unfortunately the pudgy plumber couldn't move fast enough to keep from getting hit himself. The brick made a loud thump as it connected with his head.
"Oh no! Mario... are you ok?...speak to me please!"
"Mama,... Luigi's making fun... of my... bed wetting problem again." Mario dizzily replied
" Mario, it's me Peach, I'm not your mo...0_0 Bed wetting problem?"
More bricks sent the last of the vermin running, however one just missed Luigi's head by a hair. If not for his quick reflexes...
(You mean the reflexes that couldn't keep him from getting captured in the second chapter?)
Oh! You're back (yeah)
I suppose you were the one throwing bricks. (Bricks, what bricks?) if not you, then who?
"Me!" "Waluigi!" Mario yelled, finally coming out of his stupor
"Why would you help us?"
"Simple, if something happens to Luigi...I'll have no one to pick on" He walked over to Luigi and slapped him hard up side the back of his head. No one really seemed to care.
"Oww! what'd ya do that for?" Waluigi shrugged
"Mario did you see that, he hit me for no reason?" Luigi cried.
"Oh quit whining you big baby!" "But..." Mario walked up to Luigi and slapped him, up side the back of his head.
"Owww! What the hell was that for? :Sniff:" Luigi asked
"For crying"
" :Sniffle: But I wasn't crying :sniff:"
"You're crying now, maybe I should hit you again; and give you something to cry about!"
"B bu but if you hadn't hit me the first time...:Sniff:"
"You two stop picking on poor Luigi" Peach said as she rubbed the spot were the two meannies had hit him.
"He was so brave to come and rescue me..."
"Bu bu but you said not to!" Mario stammered quite confused.
"Yes I did; but even the threat of death wouldn't keep, sweet, wonderful, Luigi from trying. Which is more than I can say for you cowered!" Peach kissed Luigi right on his nose. he let out a happy little sigh and blushed deep red.
"Hay, are you forgetting, I was the one who beened Bowser with that brick. I should get a kiss not whinny cry Luigi!" Waluigi whined.
"I was the one that kept him from getting his head cut off if it wasn't for me there wouldn't be any Luigi! I want a kiss too!"
(Wasn't it Mario who sent Luigi to get head cut off in the first place.)
Yeah I thought so, well any whoosetes... Both Mario and Waluigi stood together closed their eyes and puckered up. Peach slapped them hard across their faces.
"Perverts! Humph" "Honestly Mario it isn't like you to tack credit for other peoples accomplishments" (Is she kidding?)
"But he didn't even rescue you, you're still here aren't you?" Before Peach could answer, Bowser decided now was a good time to make his grand reentry into this story.
"That's right she's still here and here is where she'll stay!" The lizard roared.
"We'll argue about this latter, let's get out of here while the getting's good!" Mario grabbed Peach's arm and took off like shot.
"Should we be running too?" Waluigi asked a dust cloud that resembled Luigi.
"Hay! wait for Waluigi!" He started to run; but Bowser grabbed the straps of his overalls and lifted the now terrified man up to his eye level.
"You were the one that hit me with that brick aren't you?" Waluigi just let out a petrified whimper. Bowser shook him violently "ANSWER ME!" He screamed.
Waluigi cried out in terror "Heeelp m m meeeee! P P P pleeeeease!"
The Bros were some distance away when they herd Waluigi's desperate pleas for help.
"Mario we have to go back for that idiot Waluigi!"
"Why would you want to go back for him? he hit you and made you cry!"
"No you hit me and made me...cr...never mind I won't leave him!" Luigi went back too help the annoying little turd.
"Luigi come back!" Peach yelled; but he just kept running. ":sigh: Here we go again." Mario takes off after Luigi.
What the hell I thought Luigi hated Waluigi.
(Guess not)
I forgot to ask you are you ok?
(Ok?)
You know after the whole Bowser thing.
( :lip quivers: : Sniffle: What'd you have to bring that up for Waaaaah :Runs away crying: )
And she calls me oversensitive : Sigh : Check out the next chapter hopefully it wont be as long -_- Merry Christmas ^__^
