(Well hopefully this will be the last chapter. This story ran waaay longer than expected. So without further interruption...and no more crying, I give you the last chapter! Hopefully-Jes ^_)^ )

So dose this mean you've finally decided who saves the day Luigi, Mario or Waluigi?

(...NO!)

.:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:. .:.

~ I can't believe I'm doing this! Risking my neck for, of all people Waluigi! I must be going nuts.~

" I can't believe Luigi's doing this! Risking his neck for, of all people Waluigi! He must be going nuts." Mario repetitively stated.

"Oh he's so brave! And kind...risking his neck for Waluigi!" Peach swooned, Mario looked hurt.

Mario stopped running and turned to Peach. "Are... you mad at me?"

"Mario, we have to help your brother, we haven't got time for this!" Mario winced, she was mad at him.

"Who Luigi? He'll be fine."

"Help!" someone yelled

"Didn't you hear that?"

"Hear what?" Mario asked innocently.

"Ma... Mario, brother, help!" someone called out desperately

"What about that?"

"What about what?" Mario asked oblivious

"That yelling!"

"What yelling?"

"Mario! can you hear me? Please I need help, I can't do it on my own!"

"That yelling!" Peach said more than, a little, annoyed.

"I didn't hear anything."

"MAMA -MIA! MARIO, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP ME! I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME YOU HAVE TO COME, A.S.A.P. , OR IT'S ALL OVER FOR ME!"

(Did he have to yell so loud? God I think I've gone deaf!)

"Now don't tell me you didn't hear that!" Peach screamed.

Mario shook his head.

(And lots of rattling could be heard. :Snicker: Ok that was lame, I'll stop now.)

"Mario, why don't you want to help your brother?" Peach shouted very annoyed.

Mario looked sadly in the direction of the hysterical screams for help, then at Peach.

"It's just...that all day you've been gushing over my brother, and how he came to rescue you; but you said not to... and when we get home you're goanna shower Luigi with cakes and kisses...and I'll be left..." Mario's word got caught in his throat.

"left out?" Peach asked Mario, who, sadly nodded yes.

Peach's expression softened. She put her hand, gently, on Mario's shoulder. Mario saw this as a comforting action....

"Mario..." Peach started softly.

"Get off your got damned ego trip, and help you little brother, you selfish pig!" That is until she tried to shake the life out of him.

"No! I won't and you can't make me!" Mario folded his arms decidedly and turned his back to the princess.

"Do it!" Peach slapped him in the back of his head.

"But I don't wanna..." Mario whined, Peach pushed him forward

"March mister!" She pointed her finger in the direction of the yelling

"Didn't your mom ever tell you: It's not polite to point?"

That comment earned him another slap in the head.

"Ow! ok I'm going ...jeez, so uptight!" Mario sulked off, to help Luigi, with Peach right behind.

The pair finally caught up to Luigi who, looked very worried and, was hopping around like a Mexican jumping bean.

"Mario, thank God you're here, you've gotta help me!" Luigi jumped around excitedly.

"Calm down, what's wrong?" Mario asked as he looked around; but didn't see any danger.

"I can't get the buckles off my overalls; and I really, and I do mean really, have to go to the bathroom!"

" -_- ! "

"This is what you slapped me for...twice?!" Mario said turning to Peach who shrugged.

"Maaaaariioooooo, would you help me already?" Luigi whined while doing the "I gotta go" dance.

"What are you a five year old?! :Sigh: ok. " Mario helps Luigi, who runs to find the nearest bush.

Luigi comes back. " :Relieved sigh: Thanks Mario that was a close one" Mario just rolls his eyes.

"Ok I'm ready lets go home now" Luigi said cheerfully.

"What about Waluigi?" Peach asked.

"Oh... right I almost forgot about super gruesome. I guess I'll go get him, Mario you coming?"

" I'll come but I think I'd be doing Wario a favor if I let Bowser eat his little brother"

The Mario Bros. finally make it back to the castle courtyard; and that loser Waluigi.

"Bowser! Let Waluigi go!" Luigi shouted as heroically as he could, seeing as how he was petrified; but not as petrified as Waluigi.

"Y y yeah l le le let W Wa Waluigi g go!" Waluigi desperately pleaded. Bowser shook him like a rag doll.

"Ahhhhhhhhh! I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die, HELP! Mommy! Daddy! Wa Wa Wario! ,Ma Ma Mario! Peach! Somebody! Anybody, Heeeeeeeeelllp!"

Luigi burst into laughter at Waluigi's girlish screams.

"Bwa, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaa, Bo Bowser n no more... haa, ha, I can't take any more...ooh my ribs...ha, ha,..." Luigi was on the ground, holding his sides, rolling with laughter.

"Are you going to help me or not?"

"Wah, ha, ha, yes, yes, ha... whatever ...haa, you want...just stop screaming like a wuss...heh, heh, I can't stand it" Luigi laughed.

Even Bowser started to laugh at the pathetic cries of terror...

"Now sto...heh, heh...:Ahem!: Stop scre...scre...:Snicker:....Ahhh ha, ha, ha!" As a matter of fact he laughed so hard he dropped Waluigi, who scrambled over to where Luigi was standing, after finally regaining composure.

Waluigi was busy beating Luigi over the head with his hat.

"Ow...hay ...stop it ...why...are you hitting me?"

"For laughing at me!" Waluigi shouted

(Poor Luigi is going to have brain damage from all the head shots)

how many times has he been referred to as "Poor Luigi" in this story?

(I don't know, too many if we've noticed)

"That's,... ouch,... a fine way...ooh...to treat ...owie... someone who saved your life!"

"you didn't save me! I saved me, by being a sissy little girl!"

"It' ouch...not...ooh...my...fault......your a ...sissy!"

"Ha, ha, you're getting beat up by a sissy" Mario laughed

"Waluigi you leave Luigi alone..."Peach yelled. Waluigi glared at her but did as he was told

"You leave Waluigi alone..." Mario shouted at Peach, much to her surprise, he had never yelled at her like that before

"What?!"

"Wh why Mario, I...I don't know what to say. Nobody's ever stuck up for me before, not even my own brother I'm touched :Sniff:" (I said no more crying!)

Waluigi walked over to Mario and hugged him tightly, Mario pushed him away.

"Eww get off me you freak!"

"The only reason I said that is cause I'm tired of Princess Peach always sticking up for my brother"

"My search for a friend continues... /:( "

(I'll be your friend :) )

"Really?" (No! Bwa, ha, ha, haa...) " :( "

"It's always Luigi's so smart or Luigi's so brave or so sweet. Well I got news for ya: he never would have come to get you if I hadn't threatened to tell every one that his middle name is Al..." Luigi tackled Mario; and put a hand over his mouth.

"Mario if you do I'll never speak to you again!"

"Wouldn't that be a shame..." Mario commented dryly, after pushing Luigi off of him; and getting up.

"What is your problem today? all you've been doing is making an ass out of yourself since the second chapter?"

"He's not gettin any that's his problem!" Bowser pointed out.

The group of heroes... and Waluigi started snickering at Koopa's comment. Mario's face turned bright red, so red in fact that you couldn't distinguish his face from his red shirt and cap!

"Ouch! He's got your number there bro!" Luigi declared. Mario lunged at Luigi; but Bowser grabbed him in mid air Then grabbed Luigi and clunked their heads together then dropped the now unconscious pair on the ground.

"I have had enough of these stupid games..." He moved towards the princess and grabbed her arm.

"You're coming with me!"

"When the Mario Bros. wake up, they're going to come and beat the green off of you!" Peach cried.

"your right I think I'll take care of them now, while they're asleep"

(is it just me or dose Peach have a big mouth?)

Bowser moved towards the Bros. with intent to seriously impair their ability to live.

~Ok Waluigi, this is it your time to shine, your fifteen minutes of fame your turn to be in the spotlight. If you save the Mario bros from Bowser then you'll be a big hero and have lots of friends. All you gotta do is kick the snot out of Bowser. Ok here I go!~

As Bowser closed in on the napping Mario's, Waluigi closed in on him.

"Hay! Lizard breath..." Bowser turned to see Waluigi striking a heroic pose

"I'm goanna beat you so bad your..."

"Shut up! you sniveling little toads" said a voice from behind the two opponents, they turned around too see who was yelling at them.

Bowser looked a little stunned "It's..."

Waluigi was awestruck "It's..."

Peach was dumbfounded "I can't believe it's..." (Not butter)

"Princess Daisy of sarasaland! and I've got a bone to pick with you two"

Bowser laughed at the hot under the collar princess.

"Princess Daisy what a pleasure it is to see yo..."Before Bowser can finish a sentence, Daisy walks over and kicks him in the...sssssss....that's gotta hurt, she kicked him where the sun don't shine. Bowser falls over in pain and Peach escapes for the third time this story.

"That...was for trying to kill my presious Luigi and this..." She kicks him in the head "Is for making me come all the way out here to kick your ass!" ( 0_0 Holy crap! )

"Why didn't I think of that?" The pink princess pondered.

Daisy then turned her attention to Waluigi...

"N Now princess I was going to help the Mario's..."

Daisy pulled a parasol out from one of the many folds of her dress...and beat the dog crap out of Waluigi.

"How do you like getting hit all the time? if I ever hear that you put your filthy hands on my darling Luigi again..."

" I won't, I won't, I swear it scouts honor.." she stopped her beating to check on Luigi Peach went to check on Mario.

(That girl is dangerous I'm kinda sorry I called her now :sees Bowser whimpering in pain: no I'm not )

"Luigi sweetie are you ok?" Daisy lightly pats his face to wake him.

"D Daisy?...is that you?" Luigi drearily asked.

"Yes its me. are you all right?" she asked.

"uhh huh...but my head really hurts" Daisy kissed the top of his head and hugged him tight. Luigi was still to stupefied from all the bumps on the head to care what Daisy was doing at Bowser's castle.

"Did that awful Waluigi give you all these bumps?" She asked while running her hand over the top of Luigi's bruised cranium.

"No..."

While this lovely seen was going on Peach is waking up Mario

"Come on time to get up sleepy head." Mario started to come too.

"Did I win? did I beat Bowser?" asked the dazed hero

"No." Peach replied softly

"So Luigi saved you?" Mario sadly asked. Knowing that Luigi was the one to get kisses and cakes.

"No."

"Waluigi?" Mario dreaded the thought of Peach's lips ever touching that disfigured face

"No."

"Then who?"

"you will find out soon enough" Peach leaned close to Mario and kissed him. Not on the cheek, or the nose, or the forehead; but on the lips! Mario sighed and blushed like there was no tomorrow. She had never kissed him on the lips before.

"What was that for, I only get kisses when I save the day?"

"remember that kiss... its the last one you'll be getting for awhile" Peach said ignoring his question.

"Why?"

"Because as soon as Daisy finds out what you did to Luigi she's going to put you in traction."

"Daisy?"

"MARIO!" Mario jumped when he heard the P O'd princess call his name.

Mario took off like a bat out of hell. With the crazed princess, wielding a parasol, hot on his heals.

So Daisy saved the day.

Luigi got lots of hugs kisses and attention from her.

Bowser and Waluigi got concussions

Peach got her freedom; but was a little lonely since Mario was going to be in the I .C .U for awhile. She decided that less people get hurt when she lets Mario come to save her from Bowser.

And Mario...well Mario got a cake and a kiss after all... too bad it was from Gourmet Guy who was volunteering at the hospital.

So everybody lived happily ever after...Well just Luigi & Daisy really.

The End (Thank God!)

(What the hell, this was the longest chapter yet! Well at least this story is over. So good night God bless and have a great New Years! -Jes O_~ )