Author Notes: Now I'll get on with the romance part of the story…hehehe prepare to be sick, random insanity & sap coming rite up!! (I'm Australian. I'm allowed to be weird. ^_^) I'm not too good at sap though so it will prob turn out more insanity than sap…can't hear many people complaining….what does that tell you about today's society? We're all whacked? YES!!

Disclaimer: it's in the first chapter. It applies to the whole bloody story, OKAY?!? I'm not writing it again! I get too depressed! I don't own Digimon, either. Or Nadesico. Or Rurouni Kenshin. Or Bubblegum Crisis. Or any of the other animes I choose to guest-star here! WAAAAAH!

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'Gourry! This is all your fault!' Lina shouted, bashing her beloved over the head with her white-gloved fist.

'Hey! Lina! Stop! Please! Ow!'

Lina stopped and looking with astonishment at the twelve kids staring at them from under a tree where they'd been talking.

'Hey! Where are we!' She shouted to them. A boy who looked about sixteen and with feral brown hair stood up.

'You're in the Digital World- are you a human?'

'What kind of question is THAT?' Lina demanded, getting worked up.

'Lina, I think he's just checking, I'm sure it's nothing personal.' Gourry reassured her. 'Calm down! What'd the digital world?'

'It's a world that exists parallel to Earth. If you're human, how did you get here, are you Digi-destined?'

'Digi-WHAT?'

'Tai,' a red haired boy said, looking up from a box that reminded Lina or the thing L'risia treated like a pet. 'I just monitored an unusual energy surge. I think these two came from ANOTHER different world!'

'What?!'

'Aw man-' a blonde groaned, covering his dark blue eyes with a hand.

But Lina and Gourry looked almost relieved. 'Oh is THAT all?' Lina sighed. 'Sugoi! Now all we have to do is wait for the others, they're probably around here somewhere.'

'But Lina, what if all those doors lead to different worlds?' Gourry asked. 'And we can't get back out, remember?'

He pointed at the empty piece of sky where, according to basic laws of space, physics and another non-existent things made up so the universe supposedly makes sense, there should have been a door.

There wasn't one, in case you missed the point.

Lina stormed up to the kids.

'Okay. I want you guys to tell me EVERYTHING about this world.'

'Well how about you tell us about yours?' A maroon-haired boy about twelve grinned around a straw. Lina glared at him.

'All right kid. Now spill! Where the HELL are we? And how do we get back?'

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Kai'ila and Casper stepped into the door, only the find there wasn't any floor where there should have been. Needless to say, since neither of them was prepared to defy the laws of gravity, they fell flat on their butts on a hard metallic floor.

'Ow.' Casper said, and then looked both puzzled and amused.

'What?'

'I'm not used to saying that and not enjoying it.' He shrugged, pulling Kai'ila to her feet. She shrugged and looked around. Her green eyes narrowed.

'There's something terribly familiar about all this-'

'The door's gone.' Casper said suddenly.

'WHAT?!'

Kai'ila looked at the blank air behind her and blinked, then blinked again.

'Oh dear.' She said eventually.

'Yes.' Casper agreed. 'Do you think magic works here?'

'No idea. Why don't you give it a try?'

'FLARE ARROW!'

The fiery dart blew a hole in the wall. 'It works.' Casper said, looking rather pleased with the effect it had. Kai'ila coughed, waving away the smoke.

'Yeah. Er. OH MY GOD!' she screamed, pointing and puzzled and enraged faces peering at them through the smoke.

'What is it?'

'I KNOW THEM! THEY'RE BLOODY ANIME CHARACTERS! THEY CAN'T EXIST!'

'Anime characters? You mean like…. Dragon Ball Z characters?'

'Something like that but a different series.'

'All right who are you and what are you doing in this ship!' A rough male voice demanded. Kai'ila blinked as a gun was put against her head, and one at Casper. Soldiers surrounded them. Casper looked at Kai'ila.

'What's going on?'

'I think we're being arrested.'

'Damn right.' The guy said as a blue haired girl came sprinting down the corridor, bawling her eyes out.

'WAAAAH! AKIIIIITTTOOOOO! ARE YOU ALIVE? AKIIIIITO!'

'Shut up, Yurika! I'm fine!' a tired boy's voice said. Kai'ila green eyes widened as the cook-cum-pilot looked irritably at the girl, who proceeded to fling herself on him and cry happy tears. The soldier holding a gun to Casper's head looked really pissed off, and Kai'ila recognised him.

'Jun?'

'Do- I know you?'

'No!' Kai'ila grinned cheerfully as Casper reached up and crushed the gun in one hand.

'Captain,' Ruri's voice came over the intercom, 'Just recently I monitored an energy discharge unlike any other we've seen before about two minutes after the initial surge. I think the initial surge may have caused these two to come into this ship by some kind of warp.'

'….oh.' Yurika said, clearly not understanding one word of it. 'What about the second discharge, Ruri?'

'I believe that it may be some kind of phenomenon linked to these two humans.'

'Well at least they're human.' Akito said, looking relieved.

'Akito Tenkawa?' Kai'ila said.

'Er- yes?'

'Could you put away that frying pan? It looks like a lethal weapon the way you're holding it. And if you'll excuse me I have some hysterics I'd like to chuck right about now-'

The more perceptive of the crew members (namely Ryoko who out of all the ones present is the only on who can think clearly in a situation when two people have appeared out of goodness knows where and seem to know all their names) stuck their fingers in their ears. Kai'ila turned around to face Casper and grabbed his shoulders, shaking him violently and screaming,

'WE'RE STUCK IN THE BLOODY NADESICO I DON'T BELIEVE THIS, THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING THERE'S NO WAY TO GET BACK AND IN THE MEANTIME WE'RE STUCK IN AN ANIME SHOW WITH A CREW OF WACKOS!!!!'

'…I think she insulted us.' Akito said to no one in particular.

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Amelia and Zel stood in a field, not really knowing what to do. The door, as Zel had pointed out, had disappeared, which meant that they couldn't get back the way they came in.

'But what about the others?'

'Oh, I daresay they're stuck in their own separate worlds with no way out as well.' Zel said calmly as a breeze blew some flower petals in front of the pair.

'….' Amelia managed. 'What to we do now then?'

'I guess we can look around and see if the door opens somewhere else.' Zel shrugged, looking around. He sneezed. 'Damn flowers.'

'Wow Misty! Look at that! How cool! I'm gonna catch it!'

'Er Ash, I don't think-'

'Don't be silly Misty, I've never seen a Pokemon like that before, it's gotta be a rare one. Dexter doesn't even recognise it!'

Zel and Amelia looked at the pair on the hill behind them. One was a boy with black her, and Amelia recognised the clothes as the ones L'risia had changed into when she threw the bottled Ra-Tilt at Casper. The girl next to him was in a yellow tank top, red suspenders and short blue denim shorts. The boy looked at Pikachu.

'Okay, go Pikachu!'

'Pika!'

The little yellow thing bounced down to the pair. Zel and Amelia looked at it curiously. Amelia picked it up.

'What's this thing?'

'Beats me.' Zel said. Pikachu looked at him strangley. It's eyes narrowed.

'PIKACHUUUU!'

Electricity crackled around Amelia and Zelgadis. Amelia dropped Zel as the chimera yelled, electricity surging in his head. (Does steel conduct electricity? It does now.)

'Zel!' Amelia said, and drew his sword out of it's sheath. She dug it point first in the ground, and grabbed Zel's head, wincing as the sharp points cut into her hand, forcing him down to the sword. The electricity jumped, and transferred into the sword.

'Uh-' Zel muttered, seeing stars. ''anks 'melia-'

'That's all right. Are you okay?'

'Yeah- just seeing sparkles-' Zel said, sitting up and blinking a few times. Amelia healed her hand. A red and white pokeball hit Zel on the head.

'Hey!' Amelia shouted. 'What the hell are you doing throwing things at people like that? You could hurt someone!'

'Why didn't it work?' Ash said. 'Pikachu, thunder-'

Zel and Amelia fireballed him. Misty stared at the pair and started backing away, but Pikachu's electricity crackle around it. Amelia knew the warning signs, now, and yelled,

'BOMB DI WIND!' sending the little creature flying. Zel raised his eyebrows at Amelia as Ash started furiously yelling at the pair.

'Nice.'

'Thank you. You're all right now?'

'Yes.' Zel stood up, sheathing his sword.

'Hey! I battled you! You can't just walk away!' Ash yelled furiously. Zel looked at him.

'Battled? What the hell are you talking about kid? You attacked me with that- yellow thing of yours.'

'Pikachu is not a thing he's a Pokemon!'

'A poke-what?'

'Are you it's trainer?' Misty asked Amelia politely as Ash continued to yell.

'Whose trainer?'

'It's!' Misty pointed at Zel as if Amelia was stupid. Amelia looked at Zel, imagining what this could mean. A slight red tinged her cheeks.

'No where near it.'

'But- then why-'

Zel folded his arms and fixed Ash with a piercing sapphire gaze. 'Look I don't know what you're on about- my suggestion is that if you're so worried about your furry yellow friend then I suggest you go and look for him.'

'I don't understand why my pokeball didn't work on you, its supposed to work on all Pokemon- hey how come you can talk like a human?'

Zel's eyes flashed.

'Uh-oh.' Amelia said, and Zel hit Ash on the head with one fist.

'Hey!' Misty said, 'What did you do that for?'

Zel didn't answer. 'Lets go, Amelia.'

'Coming, Mr Zelgadis!' Amelia said, running up to his side. Misty blinked as the caped figures walked away. She looked down at Ash.

'We're finding Pikachu and then following them.' He said, his eyes flashing, 'I want to catch that Pokemon!'

'Uh-'

Behind them, in a group of trees, three sets of eyes flashed.

'Hm a new kind of rare Pokemon.' A female voice said.

'Yes indeed, Jesse, and we're going to catch it before that little brat does.'

'Of course James, you read my mind!'

'That's true Jesse- or did I read yours?'

'Good question…'

Val and L'risia looked at the clothes on the people walking past the alley they were in with curiosity.

'Oh no.'

'Yeah.' Val agreed. 'We'll stand out AND there's no way back.'

L'risia waved her hand, changing her trousers and tunic into a Chinese-style trousers and long-sleeve blue silk top. She brushed a hand vaguely over the high collar and re-did her hair, sliding her feet into bamboo sandals.

'Er- L'ri-'

'Chinese clothes. I have a nasty feeling that I know exactly where we are.'

'China?' Val hazarded.

'No, Japan, but Chinese are common here and I don't fancy wearing a kimono or a katana outfit in public, thankyou.'

She waved a hand at him, changing his clothes into a blue and black katana set. Val blinked.

'This is weird.'

' You wont look out of place.' She reassured him, stepping out into the street. They wandered down it, stopping in front of a restaurant.

'Hungry?' Val asked, looking through the coins she'd given him.

'I am a bit,' she admitted, and her gaze fell on the name of the restaurant. 'Oh nooo.'

'What is it?'

'We're in Rurouni Kenshin-land.' She sighed.

'Rurou-'

'I'll explain over the sukiyaki.'

'So we're in an anime show.' Val clarified, his head spinning. L'risia nodded and waved her chopsticks over her shoulder.

'The main characters are in the booth behind us. Don't stare at them- well, try not to. The redhead is Kenshin. The black-haired girl next to him is Kaoru. The kid is Yahiko, and the tall dude is called Sanosuke.'

Val blinked at then looked quickly back at his soup as Sano's gaze caught his. Sano said something to Kenshin, but before the man could say anything, some drunks stumbled in the door, demanding sake.

'I'm sorry gentlemen,' Tae said firmly, 'I can't sell you any.'

'Uh-oh.' L'risia murmured. This was more than the drunks could take, one of them backhanding Tae into Val's arms.

'Hey!' Yahiko yelled. Val tinged pink.

'Are you all right miss?' he asked Tae politely. She rubbed her jaw.

'It's happened before.'

Val nodded and L'risia's grey eyes narrowed at the drunks, her fingers closing around a chopstick. Yahiko was up and yelling at the drunks, and easily ducked a strike from one of them, power-kicking him into a wall.

'The kid's good!' Val said with some surprise. L'ri nodded and stood up.

'Yahiko.' Kenshin's quiet but firm voice carried to the ears of the young warrior. Yahiko stopped yelling and sighed.

'All right.'

The remaining drunks were furious. 'Outside!' they yelled. 'Now! You too red! And anyone else who thinks they can pick a fight with us!'

Val, looking at Tae again, realised the woman was in much more pain than she let on.

'L'ri-'

L'risia followed his gaze and knelt beside Tae with Kaoru, running a gentle finger along the woman's swollen jaw line.

'Her jaw's broken.' She said quietly. Kaoru looked at her in shock. L'risia nodded to Kaoru.

'Miss, why don't you take this woman to see Megu- the local doctor.'

Kaoru nodded dumbly.

'Sano could you-'

'Sure Jo-chan, Kenshin and Yahiko can take these guys.' Sano picked up a grumbling Tae and walked out, Tsubame trotting along behind.

'If you don't mind, sir.' Val was saying to Kenshin. 'We'd like to take these men.'

'We?'

'My friend and I.' Val said, motioning at L'risia, who bowed. Kenshin's purple eyes were puzzled.

'You fight then? Both of you?'

Val looked at L'risia, who nodded. 'Yes.'

'But-' Yahiko interrupted. L'risia grinned at him.

'I know you'd like a piece of them, Yahiko, but let us have some fun too. Outside you three.'

'Why is it,' Val said, 'That drunks always make big long justifying speeches before they fight?'

'Beats me,' L'risia said as they ignored the drunken, righteous babble going on. Suddenly they attacked. L'risia caught a strike easily in her hands, locking the foot. With a flip, she turned the attacker on his back and slammed a palm heel smashing into the chin of another, Val caught him as he reeled backwards and the man looked up into amber eyes. He gulped as Val grinned, revealing his fangs.

'Hi.' Val slammed an elbow on his stomach. The fight was over in about five seconds. Kenshin picked up one body.

'Lets take them to Megumi.'

'Megumi?' Val asked.

'Doctor.' L'risia explained.

Xelloss, in the least, VERY amused. You could tell because he just could not stop laughing. The black-haired, short man whom he had been talking to didn't think it was that funny.

'WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!'

Xelloss only giggled, and Filia pulled out her mace, and smashed him over the head.

'You'll have to excuse him he's a fruitcake.'

'I noticed.' The man said nastily. 'And who are you? How did you come here? I sense a strange energy around you two.'

Suddenly he looked up and a short man with a shiny head dropped to the ground, as well as a boy of about seventeen, an purple haired kid of about eight and a younger one about a year younger dropped to the ground as well.

'Hi dad!' the purple-haired kid said. The black-haired man ignored him, and the younger black-haired boy looked sympathetically at his friend, who merely shrugged.

'Who are these two Vegeta?' the bald man asked.

'I don't know Krillen I'm just finding out.' Vegeta said, griding his teeth. Xelloss paused laughing and burst out again, unable to control himself.

'What's wrong with him?' the purple-haired kid asked no one in particular. Filia scowled at the Mazoku.

'He's an idiot.' She said loftily. She stared at them, wondering why they seemed to be so familiar, and their names- her blue eyes widened and she looked at Xelloss.

'Xelloss-'

His only reply was laughter. 'Hey, NAMAGOMI!'

He stopped laughing and scowled at Filia.

'Are we in- that Dragon show that L'risia and Kai'ila were always-'

Xelloss cracked up and rolled on the ground holding his aching sides. Eyebrows rose.

'Look what ARE you lady?' Vegeta demanded.

'Er-' Filia wasn't sure she was capable of logical thought at this point in time. 'Sleep.'

The four males in front of her fell down to the ground, snoring.

'Hehe- the Great Super Saiyan Vegeta falls to a delicate blonde and a sleep spell-' Xelloss snickered.

'Xelloss- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!' Filia shouted, brandishing her mace. 'AND THE DOOR IS GONE! WHAT DID YOU DO, NAMAGOMI?!'

Xelloss looked offended.

'I didn't do anything, Fi-chan!'

'Xelloss-' Filia growled warningly, and then smiled sweetly and began singing, 'I love you, you-'

'ARGH! No! Filia!' Xelloss yelled, blocking his ears as his face drained of all colour.

'Tell me-'

'Okay! Just don't sing that song!' he shuddered. 'I think we got pulled into some alternate dimension or something when we came through the door! I don't know why the door's not there, but it looks like we're stuck here. We're stuck in the anime show Dragon Ball Z- maybe everything exists in its own dimension and we've hit the Dragon Ball Z one. In either case, we've met up with Vegeta, Krillen, Goten and Trunks!'

Filia blinked.

'If you're lying, you Nama-'

'I. Am. Not. Lying.' Xelloss, said, opening his amethyst eyes to look at her seriously. She shivered. His eyes gave her the creeps.

'All right.' She said reluctantly. She looked at the unconscious four lying on the ground. 'What do we do now?'

Xelloss sat down on the air and hovered annoyingly next to the dragon maiden.

'We wait for the others to show up and get them to show us around. We're here, so we might as well look around.'

Filia wouldn't admit it, but she silently agreed with the priest on that. She pulled out her tea set.

'Cup of tea, namagomi?'

Xelloss sighed, resigned to being stuck with the annoying ex-priestess for quite some time.

'I wish you wouldn't call me that, Fi-chan.'

Dynast and Cleo were arguing. Dynast was pissed off because his powers seem to have been halved, and Cleo was pissed because her shopping had been left behind and she'd landed in a lake, and now she was freezing.

'Er-'

the small sound caused them both to turn around, facing an astonished-looking teenager and blue-haired companion.

'Who are you?' the girl asked suspiciously, recovering first. 'Which planet are you from?'

Dynast and Cleo looked at each other and then at the couple standing in front of them, and then back at the pair. Cleo pointed a shaking finger.

'Dynast, is it just me or is that-'

'Oh good I thought I was the only one.' Dynast breathed out, having looked as if he'd just been tied to a flagpole and forced to watch his sanity take a running jump off a fifty metre cliff.

'Where did you come from?' the boy asked, 'you just fell out of no where-'

Cleo looked back up at the sky.

'ARGH! THE DOORS GONE! DYNAST WHAT DID YOU DO YOU-'

'I wasn't me! I swear!' Dynast yelled back. Cleo scowled.

'Well then what happened?'

'I don't know! I don't know everything! I nearly do but not this!'

'And so modest!' muttered Cleo to herself, rubbing the back of her head. Dynast narrowed his eyes.

'What was that, priestess?'

'Nothing! - So we're stuck in Japan. Anime Japan, and have run into Tenchi and Ryoko. WELL I'M GLAD THAT MAKES SENSE!' she yelled sarcastically. Dynast folded his arms and raised an eyebrow.

'It doesn't.'

'What, you're tone deaf now as well as stupid?' Cleo said nastily. She was rapidly descending into the thick fog of mind-numbing incoherence and snappy retorts that comes with freezing your ass off. She shivered as water dripped off her and an icy wind blew through.

'You're cold,' Tenchi observed. Dynast clapped, pausing in squeezing water out of his jacket.

'A true genius!'

'Come on, you can come back to my place and you can have a shower or something-'

'Where did you come from?' Ryoko asked as the pair, now both shivering,

'Judging from what I'm seeing,' Dynast said through chattering teeth, 'another world.'

Tenchi and Ryoko exchanged a look.

'Why me?' Tenchi moaned.

Ack?! I can't believe I wrote that! Oh well…LOOOOONG chapter, ne? I woke up early. ^_^ how disgusting.

I'd better go and move my ass on the books or I am going to FAIL. And then I'd be banned from my precious computer! I can't handle even the mere concept! WAAAH!

Ahem.

Ja ne

Chibi-chan.