THE BOOK OF SMEG
BY SPIKE DUDLEY
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Authors Note:I dont own Red Dwarf or anything to do with
it.So dont sue me!
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In the beginning the Smegger created the Smegheads.
And the Smegger said "Let there be Smeg!"and there was Smeg.And the Smeg spread through out the Smegging galaxy and even the Smegger was filled with a large amount of Smeg!
"Let the Smeg Head land have life!"And there was Life.
The First lifeform was called 'David Lister',"He shall be the luckiest Smegger to walk the land!"And he was.The second lifeform was called 'Arnold Rimmer',"He shall be the saddest Smeg Head to walk the land!"And he was!
THE SMEGGING END!!
Or Is It ?
BY SPIKE DUDLEY
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Authors Note:I dont own Red Dwarf or anything to do with
it.So dont sue me!
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In the beginning the Smegger created the Smegheads.
And the Smegger said "Let there be Smeg!"and there was Smeg.And the Smeg spread through out the Smegging galaxy and even the Smegger was filled with a large amount of Smeg!
"Let the Smeg Head land have life!"And there was Life.
The First lifeform was called 'David Lister',"He shall be the luckiest Smegger to walk the land!"And he was.The second lifeform was called 'Arnold Rimmer',"He shall be the saddest Smeg Head to walk the land!"And he was!
THE SMEGGING END!!
Or Is It ?
