The Second Book Of Smeg
By Spike Dudley
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Authors Note:I dont own Red Dwarf or anything to do with it.So dont sue me!
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The Smegger Proceeded to say "Let There Be Animals!", And There Was Animals,
There Were Cats And Dogs.The Smegger Pointed To One Of The Many Cats.
"That Smegging Fur Ball There, Shall Be The Vainest Fur Ball To Walk The Smegging Planet.And Shall Soon Walk Among Other Planets In Human Form.Yes,He Shall Be Mr Listers Cat,You Lucky Son Of A Smeg Head!!!!!!"

To Be Smegging Continued.........