The Third Book Of Smeg
by Spike Dudley
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Authors Note:I dont own Red Dwarf or anything to do with it.So dont sue me!
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And by the seventh day the Smegger came to the smegging completion of his smeg head work that he had made.
And then the Smegger saw David Lister who was a sleep under a tree ,"That lucky smegger, He needs A Mate. Hmmmm. The Smegger Proceeded to stick his hand inside that ugly smegger and pulled out one of the hot vindaloo Lister had just ate. The Smegger Pointed his smegging finger at the vindaloo and said," Vindaloo, Listen to me. I want You to change in to a mate for Mr Lister."
And The Vindaloo Looked up at the smegger and said " Aye, Aye Captain, I Mean Smegtain !" So the Vindaloo stood up on the end of his Pita Breads and changed in to the form of a woman.



To Be Smegging Continued...........