Okay, here we go again. I'm picking up at Dib's house.

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, or any character except for the one's I've made up.
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(Cas, Lya and OIR walk down the street toward Dib's house.)

CAS: Remind me why we're going to Dib's house. It's not like he's going to want to work with Zim and GIR.

LYA: Oh, come on. It just wouldn't be a revenge mission if we didn't bring Dib with us.

CAS: Fine, but if he doesn't want to work with Zim, he's out of here.

LYA: If Zim doesn't want to work with Dib, he's gone.

CAS: (Stops walking for a second) What? We can't have revenge without Zim!

LYA: I thought invaders didn't need anyone else to help them. That's what Zim always says about you, anyway.

CAS: Oh, you're good. I'm choosing to ignore you, though.

(They reach Dib's front porch and Lya rings the doorbell. Seconds later, the door is answered by Professor Membrane)

MEMBRANE: Can I help you two young girls, cat and robot?

(Lya and Cas look back at OIR, who's still out of disguise. Luckily, Prof Membrane doesn't seem to care about the odd technology used to make OIR)

LYA: Uh, we're here to see Dib, and maybe Gaz.

MEMBRANE: (Calls to the living room) Dib, you've got visitors!

DIB: (from living room) Send them in here, Mysterious Mysteries just started.

MEMBRANE: Okay, just go into the living room. He'll be in there watching T.V. If you'll excuse me, I'm busy curing cancer.

(Professor Membrane goes back into his lab. Cas and Lya, followed by OIR and Mya, go into the living room, muttering to each other.)

LYA: It's already eight o' clock. I can't believe you took almost an hour getting ready.

CAS: I thought all human females took a while getting ready to go somewhere.

LYA: (Gives Cas her most murderous look) Take that back you wretched alien!

DIB: (Without looking away from the T.V.) Hey, you two. No cat fights here!

LYA: You're taping this, right?

DIB: (Snorts) Of course I am! I have every episode on tape.

CAS: That sounds kind of Lya. She has every Invader Zim episode on tape.

LYA: (elbows Cas in the Squeedly Spooch) What Cas means to say is that we are going to Nick to get our revenge.

DIB: (Still not looking away from the T.V) What you getting revenge for?

CAS: Oh, nothing much. Just making them pay for never showing Invader Zim anymore.

DIB: Alright. Just wait until Mysterious Mysteries is over. Then I'll go with you.

(Cas gives Lya a look of impatience.)

LYA: (Glaring at Cas) Maybe we should go get Zim and meet Dib back here?

CAS: Yeah! Let's go.

DIB: Okay, just come back here and we'll leave at 8:30. I'll get revenge on any station that won't show proof that Zim is an alien.

CAS: OIR, stay here! I know what happens when you and GIR get together.

OIR: Yes, ma'am. That I can do. (Walks over to the couch and plops down next to Dib)

LYA: We'll be back really soon, Dib!

(Cas and Lya leave Dib's house and start heading for Zim's, which is a few streets away from Cas's.)

CAS: At least Zim doesn't have to watch a T.V. show instead of get sweet, sweet revenge.

LYA: Have you ever even seen Mysterious Mysteries? It's a really good show, sometimes like the X-Files.

CAS: I don't like paranormal things, especially since I'm like what you humans call paranormal.

(They are silent for the rest of the walk.)

CAS: Well, there's his house.

LYA: It's the most obvious house on the street.

(They go up and knock on the door. GIR answers it.)

GIR: Hello. I'm not supposed to let anyone in.

CAS: GIR, go get Zim, please. We need to talk to him.

GIR: Okay. Just come in and wait on the couch. I'll go get him!

(They walk in and sit down. The Scary Monkey Show is on the huge T.V.)

LYA: Have you noticed that this fanfic has a lot to do with television?

CAS: Well, we are getting revenge on a T.V. station. Makes sense to me.

(A sound comes from the kitchen that sounds like a toilet being flushed backwards. Zim walks into the living room, followed by GIR.)

ZIM: What are you doing in my house?!

CAS: Revenge on Nick.

LYA: Yeah, we want your help.

ZIM: Well, if it's revenge you're after, I'm helping. I love getting revenge.

GIR: (Runs in circles screaming) Revenge! Revenge! Revenge!

LYA: (Mutters) Robots running around and screaming. This is getting too crazy for me.

ZIM: Well, let's get going!

CAS: We have to go back to Dib's house. We're supposed to meet him there after Mysterious Mysteries is over.

ZIM: Dib's going too? Why does he have to go?!

GIR: Don't be sad, I like Dib. He's nice to me.

LYA: Dib's part of the show we want to save. You're the star, but we've got to include the biggest co-star.

ZIM: Fine. I don't know why I'm agreeing to work with my future slave, but I'll do it.

CAS: Well, that was easy. Let's go meet up with Dib and finally be on our way.

LYA: A whole hour and a half after we planned to go.

CAS: Enough with that! I can't help that it took us an hour to get to Dib's house!

ZIM: YOU WENT TO DIB'S HOUSE BEFORE YOU WENT TO MINE?!

CAS: It was closer.

LYA: I only live a block away from him.

ZIM: That's not the point. You should have come to see the amazing Zim first!

GIR: (running around screaming again) Amazing Zim! Amazing Zim!

CAS: Come on Zim, just let it drop. Our revenge mission isn't going to work if you're grouchy the whole time.

ZIM: Come, GIR. Let us prepare to leave.

LYA: (Throws up her hands impatiently) How much longer are we going to take? Everyone is taking so long getting ready!

CAS: Dib's only taking half an hour.

(After Zim and GIR got their disguises, they left Zim's house and proceeded to return to Dib's.)

DIB: (answers the door after they knock) Good, you're here. I'm ready to go. (He doesn't seem bothered at all about having to go with Zim)

LYA: Does anyone know the way to the Nick studio?

(Everyone shrugs)

ZIM: We're getting revenge on something, and we don't even know where it is?

DIB: Didn't you guys get some information while you were plannign this?

OIR: I watch Nick. The studio's in Orlando, Florida.

CAS: Florida? What's an Orland Florida?

LYA: It's way over in Florida?! That could take us days to get to!

ZIM: Well, then let's get going. The sooner we go, the sooner we rain doom on their 'studio'.

DIB: Does anyone have any money? We're going to have to eat during our trip.

LYA: I've got, uh, maybe twenty dollars.

GIR: I have money! People always give me money. They say I'm cute. (Sticks out his doggie tongue playfully)

CAS: I have no human money.

ZIM: Stop worrying about the details. Let's just get going!

(The gang sets out towards Orlando, wondering how long their trip will actually take. To find out further adventures, just stay tuned for the next chapter.)
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Well, there's chapter two. I'll add chapter three really soon.