Meanwhile, in the other fanficer's Zimrealities, (I love making up words!)....
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Invader Bast sat in front of a cartoonish computer. "Wow," she said, "I would have bet ANYTHING I wouldn't be able to access Zim sites WHILE in Zimworld! But everything's here! 'IZOA', 'Scary Monkey Show', 'Bow to me Meatbag!'" She paused in contemplation. "I wonder if there's an Irk.com!" She typed in the adress. A black screen with the word "IRK" flashing in red over and over again appeared. There were no links, or text, or anything else. "Weird." She muttered. (A/N: There really IS a site like that! Try it! I don't know what it's for... maybe Zim's trying to brainwash us with it! Neat-o!) She shut off the computer, slung her backpack over her shoulder, and headed for skool.
On the way, she saw the MADNESS chihuaha. "Hey dog entity!" she yelled at it, "Rise up and bare your biscut-filthy fangs at the opressive leash-wielding deamon!" The chihuaha, inexplicably, did as it was told and attacked the nearest person out walking a dog. "That was... memorable..." Bast said, continuing on.
Upon reaching the omnious brick building, she made a beeline for the stairs. She then waited there for Zim to approach her. When he did, she stood in the doorway,blocking off the enterance. Zim glared at her. "Out of the way girl-beast, as a perfectly normal human I am eager to begin this day of human education." Bast obliged, with a low, melodramatic bow that made Zim smile.
They both went inside and sat down, Bast next to Zim. She pulled a laptop out of her backpack, and typed fanfiction.net in the adress bar. A time hiccup found her on the playground, sitting on a bench under a tree. Zim and Dib were both nearby. /Sweeeeeet.../ Bast thought, /I'm gonna write the first ever fan-non-fiction!/ She began to type:
Zim and Dib were sitting in the skool playground glaring at each other.... Zim coughed.... Dib picked his nose. Dib told Gaz he was just scratching it... Gaz played her Gameslave.... Zim looked at a tree....
/Hmmm,/ Bast thought, /this isn't quite the thrilling epic I had hoped for. Maybe it's time to spice things up a little.../
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Zim groaned as he approached his base. It had been a painfully long day at skool, and all he wanted to do was--- "AAAA!" he screamed, for a human, (or at least, he thought she was human, she looked kinda robotic,) had penetrated the security of his base! She was sitting on the couch, next to Gir, who was staring at the television and drooling. "Dear sweet Tallest!" Zim cried, "What do you think you are doing???" The girl stared at him, her face was scrunched up all weird, like she was holding in laughter, what did she think was so funny? "Wellll," she began, "I... um... needed some directions... yeah, that sounds good, ... I needed some directions so I rung the doorbell and G- uh, Greeeeeen doggy here answered it. He asked me if I wanted to come in and watch the Scary Monkey Show, and I said yes. Why?"
Zim gaped at her. "Oh, um, no reason, as a perfectly normal human worm baby, I am delighted to have other perfectly normal humans at my house. Now leave!" The girl burst out in hysterical laughter and fell off the couch. Gir joined her. After composing herself, she gestured to the television set. "Um... reeeeeally funny part. My name's Ztarlight, by the way, I'm a cyborg, so I'm not quite human, and I'm nowhere NEAR perfectly normal. So I guess there's no reason for me to leave." She grinned and shook Zim's hand vigorusly.
Zim pulled his hand away and raised an eyebrow at her. If he told her to leave now, she might become suspicious he was hiding something. But if he permitted her to stay, she might stumble on to his secret. He paused, weighing the dangers of each situation. "Hmmm... tell me human... cyborg... thing, are you by any chance," he shuddered, "aquainted with a human named Dib?" Ztarlight spoke immediately, as if she had prepared her words in advance. "You mean that utterly crazy, insane, nutty, looney guy who I wouldn't believe even if I found irrifutable proof that he's right? Yeah, why?" Zim stared at her. "No reason..." he said. He looked at her criticaly. "I suppose you can stay... but don't touch anything!" Ztarlight grinned, and Zim, without wanting to, grinned back.
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Invader Zaifae approached the steps of the skool and paused as she saw a familar face. Of course, she had expected to see sevral familar faces today, but this face was a different kind of familar. for example, although she recognized it, she had never seen it before yesterday. Judging by the expression this face wore, it was clear she was also recognized by it. "Zaifae?" CryingChild said, "What in the wide wide world of sports are you doing in my Zimreality?" "Well, the way I see it," Zaifae said, "SOMEONE was just to lazy to think of four individual plots." "Ah," said CryingChild sheepishly. "Well, I won't argue that... so, do we have a battle to the death over Zim now or later?" "You can have him" Said ZaiFae, "I'm after Dib." Hearts appered in Zaifae's eyes. (A/N: I'm basing this on your fics, so please do not gouge my eyes out if I am wrong.) CryingChild raised an eyebrow. "How can someone with a name like 'INVADER Zaifae' be a Dib-lover? It no makey the sense!" Zaifae shrugged.
"Well," said CryingChild, "at least we won't be fighting over Zim this way." "No," said Zaifae wisely, "But we may end up just plain fighting." "Oh, I don't know" CryingChild said, "Just because we loooove worst enimies doesn't nesiccarily make us worst enimies... YOU STINKING EVIL DIB FAN!--- sorry, sorry, got carried away." "I hear ya," Said Zaifae, "Who's to say how this story will play out, YOU MISRABLE ALIEN-LOVING SCUM!" They glared at each other for a moment, the burst out into hysterical, insane laughter that continued until the skool bell rang.
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I won't continue unless I get at least five reviews with the phrase "Squiggles the happy penguin likes to surf in Japan!" BWAH HA HA! I'm so evil!
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Invader Bast sat in front of a cartoonish computer. "Wow," she said, "I would have bet ANYTHING I wouldn't be able to access Zim sites WHILE in Zimworld! But everything's here! 'IZOA', 'Scary Monkey Show', 'Bow to me Meatbag!'" She paused in contemplation. "I wonder if there's an Irk.com!" She typed in the adress. A black screen with the word "IRK" flashing in red over and over again appeared. There were no links, or text, or anything else. "Weird." She muttered. (A/N: There really IS a site like that! Try it! I don't know what it's for... maybe Zim's trying to brainwash us with it! Neat-o!) She shut off the computer, slung her backpack over her shoulder, and headed for skool.
On the way, she saw the MADNESS chihuaha. "Hey dog entity!" she yelled at it, "Rise up and bare your biscut-filthy fangs at the opressive leash-wielding deamon!" The chihuaha, inexplicably, did as it was told and attacked the nearest person out walking a dog. "That was... memorable..." Bast said, continuing on.
Upon reaching the omnious brick building, she made a beeline for the stairs. She then waited there for Zim to approach her. When he did, she stood in the doorway,blocking off the enterance. Zim glared at her. "Out of the way girl-beast, as a perfectly normal human I am eager to begin this day of human education." Bast obliged, with a low, melodramatic bow that made Zim smile.
They both went inside and sat down, Bast next to Zim. She pulled a laptop out of her backpack, and typed fanfiction.net in the adress bar. A time hiccup found her on the playground, sitting on a bench under a tree. Zim and Dib were both nearby. /Sweeeeeet.../ Bast thought, /I'm gonna write the first ever fan-non-fiction!/ She began to type:
Zim and Dib were sitting in the skool playground glaring at each other.... Zim coughed.... Dib picked his nose. Dib told Gaz he was just scratching it... Gaz played her Gameslave.... Zim looked at a tree....
/Hmmm,/ Bast thought, /this isn't quite the thrilling epic I had hoped for. Maybe it's time to spice things up a little.../
--------------Meanwhile...
Zim groaned as he approached his base. It had been a painfully long day at skool, and all he wanted to do was--- "AAAA!" he screamed, for a human, (or at least, he thought she was human, she looked kinda robotic,) had penetrated the security of his base! She was sitting on the couch, next to Gir, who was staring at the television and drooling. "Dear sweet Tallest!" Zim cried, "What do you think you are doing???" The girl stared at him, her face was scrunched up all weird, like she was holding in laughter, what did she think was so funny? "Wellll," she began, "I... um... needed some directions... yeah, that sounds good, ... I needed some directions so I rung the doorbell and G- uh, Greeeeeen doggy here answered it. He asked me if I wanted to come in and watch the Scary Monkey Show, and I said yes. Why?"
Zim gaped at her. "Oh, um, no reason, as a perfectly normal human worm baby, I am delighted to have other perfectly normal humans at my house. Now leave!" The girl burst out in hysterical laughter and fell off the couch. Gir joined her. After composing herself, she gestured to the television set. "Um... reeeeeally funny part. My name's Ztarlight, by the way, I'm a cyborg, so I'm not quite human, and I'm nowhere NEAR perfectly normal. So I guess there's no reason for me to leave." She grinned and shook Zim's hand vigorusly.
Zim pulled his hand away and raised an eyebrow at her. If he told her to leave now, she might become suspicious he was hiding something. But if he permitted her to stay, she might stumble on to his secret. He paused, weighing the dangers of each situation. "Hmmm... tell me human... cyborg... thing, are you by any chance," he shuddered, "aquainted with a human named Dib?" Ztarlight spoke immediately, as if she had prepared her words in advance. "You mean that utterly crazy, insane, nutty, looney guy who I wouldn't believe even if I found irrifutable proof that he's right? Yeah, why?" Zim stared at her. "No reason..." he said. He looked at her criticaly. "I suppose you can stay... but don't touch anything!" Ztarlight grinned, and Zim, without wanting to, grinned back.
-----Meanwhile...
Invader Zaifae approached the steps of the skool and paused as she saw a familar face. Of course, she had expected to see sevral familar faces today, but this face was a different kind of familar. for example, although she recognized it, she had never seen it before yesterday. Judging by the expression this face wore, it was clear she was also recognized by it. "Zaifae?" CryingChild said, "What in the wide wide world of sports are you doing in my Zimreality?" "Well, the way I see it," Zaifae said, "SOMEONE was just to lazy to think of four individual plots." "Ah," said CryingChild sheepishly. "Well, I won't argue that... so, do we have a battle to the death over Zim now or later?" "You can have him" Said ZaiFae, "I'm after Dib." Hearts appered in Zaifae's eyes. (A/N: I'm basing this on your fics, so please do not gouge my eyes out if I am wrong.) CryingChild raised an eyebrow. "How can someone with a name like 'INVADER Zaifae' be a Dib-lover? It no makey the sense!" Zaifae shrugged.
"Well," said CryingChild, "at least we won't be fighting over Zim this way." "No," said Zaifae wisely, "But we may end up just plain fighting." "Oh, I don't know" CryingChild said, "Just because we loooove worst enimies doesn't nesiccarily make us worst enimies... YOU STINKING EVIL DIB FAN!--- sorry, sorry, got carried away." "I hear ya," Said Zaifae, "Who's to say how this story will play out, YOU MISRABLE ALIEN-LOVING SCUM!" They glared at each other for a moment, the burst out into hysterical, insane laughter that continued until the skool bell rang.
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I won't continue unless I get at least five reviews with the phrase "Squiggles the happy penguin likes to surf in Japan!" BWAH HA HA! I'm so evil!
