CryingChild: Ooookay, If Squiggles the happy penguin likes to surf in Japan, I guess I have no choice but to continue this.
Squiggles: That's right!
CryingChild: ...
This chapter will show you Invader Bast's day, the next one will show Ztarlight's day, then Zaifae&my day, then an epilouge.
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/Hmmm,/ Bast thought, /this isn't quite the thrilling epic I had hoped for. Maybe it's time to spice things up a little... now, what should I do?/ She considered her options, there was lots she could do to mess with them. She could throw something at Dib, she could scream 'Zim's an alien!' she could... suddenly, a whole world of options opened up to her. If she wanted, she could make Zim or Dib win, she could fix GIR and make him smarter, she could contact the Tallest and... FOOK! She could contact the Tallest! Anyone watching Invader Bast at that moment would have noticed a very very scary grin spreading over her face just then. Forgetting about Zim and Dib, she raced over to Zim's house.
Zim's base is very heavily guarded. Between the lawn gnomes and the giant lazers that seem to pop out of nowhere, a person could sneak around it for days and not get in. Fortunatly, as every IZ fan knows, there is one sure way to infiltrate it. Bast walked up to the front step and rang the doorbell. The door was answered by a black and green ball of cuteness.
"Hi G-" Bast began, but was cut off as GIR slammed the door in her face. She sighed, and reached into her pocket, pulling out a sucker that had been in there for who knows how long. She rang the doorbell again, and handed the sucker to GIR. GIR looked up at her, tears pouring out of his eyes. "T-thank you..." he said grabbing the sucker, "I loooove you!" "Awwww, I love you to," Bast said, "I won't forget you! I do mighty kung fu kick for you!" she then skipped merrily off to the kitchen and flushed herself down the toilet.
Once in Zim's lab, she instictivly went to the computer console used for transmissions to the Tallests. This was VERY impressive, since there are thousands and thousands of computer consoles in Zim's lab, and they all look about the same. She couldn't read Irken, so she pressed random buttons for twenty minutes.
-----Meanwhile, on The Massive----
"Incoming transmission from Earth"
"Tell him we're in the middle of a very important battle and can't be disturbed!"
"Yes, sir!"
Purple's brow furrowed in concentration. This was the moment of truth, there could be no mistake now. Then it came... oh mother of Irk it was headed right for him. he twisted and turned, but it was all futile. He groaned in his defeat. "That's the FIFTH time I've beaten you in ping-pong!" Red said triumphantly. Purple muttered something about smoke machines under his breath. "Well, do you suppose we should see what Zim wants?" Purple asked. "I suppose so." Red replied reluctantly. Then he seemed to cheer up. "Or we could get some curly fries." "Cuuuuurly fires" Purple said, then snapped out of it. "No, we'd better answer it, or he'll be calling us every two seconds, wondering what's going on." They walked over to the transmitter screen.
-----Zim's lab----
Bast stared eagerly at the 'Please Stand By' message on the screen. Suddenly, the red Irken logo was replaced by the twin figures of... the Tallest! Bast's eyes widedned, threatening to take up her entire face. "What is it now Z-...." Red trailed off. They stared at her. She stared at them. And then...
"SQUEE! Ohmytallest it's... YOU! I looooooove you! I am your loyal servant!" Red and Purple exchanged a glance. "Who... exactly, are you?" Red asked. "I am your biggest fan! My room is wallpapered in pictures of you! I.. homina... HAPPINESS OVERLOAD!" Bast fainted. Red and Purple exchanged another glance. "Did that scare you too?" Purple asked. Red nodded, and cut the feed.
Bast awoke about half an hour later. Coincidently, at that exact moment, Zim returned home and walked into his lab. Bast's eyes grew wide. Zim's eyes grew wider. Bast felt more than a little uneasy. Although she was really happy to meet Zim, she had kinda hoped to see him without that murderous glint in his eyes. Thinking quickly, she stood there staring at him. Zim's eyes narrowed "Who are you, and what are you doing here? GIR! Capture the intruder!" GIR obediantly ran into a wall.
Bast's mind raced. She didn't want to try and force her way out, nor was she even sure she could, but Zim didn't seem open to a friendly chat at the moment. An idea occured to her, and her hands flew to her face. "AAAAA!" she screamed, "I'M BLIND! I'M BLIIIIIIIIIND!!!!! -I also forgot eveything I saw up to this point- AAAAAAA!" To add weight to her words, she began running around screaming, and crashing into sevral things. She still had her eyes covered, and she consequently ran into a wall, and was unconcious once more.
When she woke up, she was on the sidewalk outside of Zim's house. "It worked!" she said, "My scheme is compleate, soon all the children of the world will be dipped in fung-lum sweet and sour sauce!" As she walked home, sevral people turned to stare at her. "They shall be sweet AND sour!"
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CryingChild: This is going a little slowly, so the next chappie might not be up for a while. Oh well, Squiggles will do a jig for you while you wait.
Squiggles: But I have no legs!
CryingChild: Silence! Now dance, penguin-boy!!!
Squiggles: That's right!
CryingChild: ...
This chapter will show you Invader Bast's day, the next one will show Ztarlight's day, then Zaifae&my day, then an epilouge.
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/Hmmm,/ Bast thought, /this isn't quite the thrilling epic I had hoped for. Maybe it's time to spice things up a little... now, what should I do?/ She considered her options, there was lots she could do to mess with them. She could throw something at Dib, she could scream 'Zim's an alien!' she could... suddenly, a whole world of options opened up to her. If she wanted, she could make Zim or Dib win, she could fix GIR and make him smarter, she could contact the Tallest and... FOOK! She could contact the Tallest! Anyone watching Invader Bast at that moment would have noticed a very very scary grin spreading over her face just then. Forgetting about Zim and Dib, she raced over to Zim's house.
Zim's base is very heavily guarded. Between the lawn gnomes and the giant lazers that seem to pop out of nowhere, a person could sneak around it for days and not get in. Fortunatly, as every IZ fan knows, there is one sure way to infiltrate it. Bast walked up to the front step and rang the doorbell. The door was answered by a black and green ball of cuteness.
"Hi G-" Bast began, but was cut off as GIR slammed the door in her face. She sighed, and reached into her pocket, pulling out a sucker that had been in there for who knows how long. She rang the doorbell again, and handed the sucker to GIR. GIR looked up at her, tears pouring out of his eyes. "T-thank you..." he said grabbing the sucker, "I loooove you!" "Awwww, I love you to," Bast said, "I won't forget you! I do mighty kung fu kick for you!" she then skipped merrily off to the kitchen and flushed herself down the toilet.
Once in Zim's lab, she instictivly went to the computer console used for transmissions to the Tallests. This was VERY impressive, since there are thousands and thousands of computer consoles in Zim's lab, and they all look about the same. She couldn't read Irken, so she pressed random buttons for twenty minutes.
-----Meanwhile, on The Massive----
"Incoming transmission from Earth"
"Tell him we're in the middle of a very important battle and can't be disturbed!"
"Yes, sir!"
Purple's brow furrowed in concentration. This was the moment of truth, there could be no mistake now. Then it came... oh mother of Irk it was headed right for him. he twisted and turned, but it was all futile. He groaned in his defeat. "That's the FIFTH time I've beaten you in ping-pong!" Red said triumphantly. Purple muttered something about smoke machines under his breath. "Well, do you suppose we should see what Zim wants?" Purple asked. "I suppose so." Red replied reluctantly. Then he seemed to cheer up. "Or we could get some curly fries." "Cuuuuurly fires" Purple said, then snapped out of it. "No, we'd better answer it, or he'll be calling us every two seconds, wondering what's going on." They walked over to the transmitter screen.
-----Zim's lab----
Bast stared eagerly at the 'Please Stand By' message on the screen. Suddenly, the red Irken logo was replaced by the twin figures of... the Tallest! Bast's eyes widedned, threatening to take up her entire face. "What is it now Z-...." Red trailed off. They stared at her. She stared at them. And then...
"SQUEE! Ohmytallest it's... YOU! I looooooove you! I am your loyal servant!" Red and Purple exchanged a glance. "Who... exactly, are you?" Red asked. "I am your biggest fan! My room is wallpapered in pictures of you! I.. homina... HAPPINESS OVERLOAD!" Bast fainted. Red and Purple exchanged another glance. "Did that scare you too?" Purple asked. Red nodded, and cut the feed.
Bast awoke about half an hour later. Coincidently, at that exact moment, Zim returned home and walked into his lab. Bast's eyes grew wide. Zim's eyes grew wider. Bast felt more than a little uneasy. Although she was really happy to meet Zim, she had kinda hoped to see him without that murderous glint in his eyes. Thinking quickly, she stood there staring at him. Zim's eyes narrowed "Who are you, and what are you doing here? GIR! Capture the intruder!" GIR obediantly ran into a wall.
Bast's mind raced. She didn't want to try and force her way out, nor was she even sure she could, but Zim didn't seem open to a friendly chat at the moment. An idea occured to her, and her hands flew to her face. "AAAAA!" she screamed, "I'M BLIND! I'M BLIIIIIIIIIND!!!!! -I also forgot eveything I saw up to this point- AAAAAAA!" To add weight to her words, she began running around screaming, and crashing into sevral things. She still had her eyes covered, and she consequently ran into a wall, and was unconcious once more.
When she woke up, she was on the sidewalk outside of Zim's house. "It worked!" she said, "My scheme is compleate, soon all the children of the world will be dipped in fung-lum sweet and sour sauce!" As she walked home, sevral people turned to stare at her. "They shall be sweet AND sour!"
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CryingChild: This is going a little slowly, so the next chappie might not be up for a while. Oh well, Squiggles will do a jig for you while you wait.
Squiggles: But I have no legs!
CryingChild: Silence! Now dance, penguin-boy!!!
