Scary Storyteller Lady: EVERYBODY BE QUIET!! SHUT UP!!!! Now, I have a little explanation to give, ahem, *opens book* Once upon a time there was a little girl named CryingChild, who sat happily writing fanfiction, unaware that a booby trap of homework and tests was hanging over her head. Her evil teachers buried her in massive assignments, taking all of her Zim time away. But now she has been saved, by the high god WINTER BREAK! And she will continue to grace fanfiction.net with her deragned ramblings. The End. NOW READ THE CHAPTER!!!
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The dark, sullen figure of Gaz sat hunched, unsurprisingly, over her Gameslave, while her brother sat next to her, glaring across the kafiteria at Zim, who no longer sat alone, as a small blonde figure now ate with him. There was only one more person who needed to be added to the mix...
"Whoo! Yeah! Go ZaiFae!" CryingChild yelled. The figure which had previously been headed towards Dib turned and drew her hand rapidly across her throat, in the universal 'Shut it!' gesture. Invader ZaiFae then closed the distance between her and Dib. "Hi!" she said casually, then leaned in conspiratorily. "Don't tell anyone," she whispered, "But I think that green kid over there -you know, the one running in fear from his mashed potatoes- is an alien." Dib's face twisted into a look of surprise, and ZaiFae feigned dissapointment. "You don't believe me do you?" She said sadly. "This is just like it was back in wherever I'm from! Everyone calling me crazy and picking apart my theories!" She turned away so that Dib wouldn't see the smile creeping up her face.
----That Day, After Skool ------
"...And then we talked about the migratory patterns of the North American Wererabbit for twenty minutes straight! And I was just making stuff up, but he pretended to understand anyway! It was so cool!" ZaiFae finished. She and CryingChild were walking home, discussing the day's events. Neither of them was quite sure where they lived, but that was okay, because they knew they would time-hiccup to their seperate destinations eventually. "So," she continued, "How was YOUR day?" CryingChild smiled dreamily. "Today Zim called me a filth-encrusted stench bag." she said blissfully. "Sounds like love." ZaiFae replied, raising an eyebrow.
They continued on their merry way, unaware of the two that were watching them.
Dib and Zim were in the middle of their daily after-skool deathglare when Dib noticed CryingChild and ZaiFae walking together. "I knew it!" he cried, "No human knows that much about Wererabbit breeding!" Zim turned in the direction of his foe's stare. "What is *my* human doing talking to that... friend-of-Dib?" He muttered. Dib ran off screaming about conspiracies, and that THIS was why he could never get a girlfriend, because they always ended up being poised on world domination. Meanwhile, Zim began cursing everyone in the immideate vicinity, until he was frightened off by a chihauha.
-----The next day, on the way to skool---
"I just don't understand Irken girls who like Dib!" CryingChild declared, "I mean, wouldn't you *rather* be with one of your species?" "You know what *I* don't understand?" ZaiFae countered, "Human girls who like Zim. I mean, wouldn't you *rather* be with one of your species?" CryingChild grinned sheepishly. "Okay, point made, comment withdrawn." She said. ZaiFae grinned triumphantly, but her grin faded as she noticed a familar figure on the horizon. "Zim." she said distastefully, then turned to CryingChild. "I'll see you later." she said, walking off. CryingChild waved goodbye by making several animal sounds, then eagerly skipped ahead to catch up with the waiting Invader.
She wasn't at all detered by his angry expression, after all, it was rare that he had any other. She reached him, grinning painfully wide. Zim glared at her and shouted. "Alright, out with it human! What is your connection with *Dib*? Don't try to hide it from me!" CryingChild gaped at him. "Is this about that black trenchcoat I bought? I swear, it has nothing to do with him, I just think it looks cool!" "Don't play dumb with me!" Zim shot back. CryingChild looked distraught, "I swear!" she pleaded, "I'm not playing! I really AM dumb! What are you talking about??"
-----Meanwhile----
ZaiFae sighed contentedly as she strode between the casualties of the playground and those frantically trying to scale the barbed wire fence, up the steps to the skool, and smiled as she recognized Dib waiting for her by the door. Her smile faltered as she noticed he was looking at her in the hateful manner he usually reserved for Zim. (A/N: Insert painful never-ending writer's block *here*... then move on.) "What's up Dibby?" She asked cheerfully. Dib pointed at her accusingly, "I just want you to know I'm *on* to your little tricks ZaiFae! And you'll never, EVER win, you hear me! Not even if you win! Wait... I mean, um... just stay away from me!" "What are you talking about??" ZaiFae asked, she couldn't believe what she was hearing, there was no WAY he could have seen through her disguise! Then again, he really *was* brillant... and paranoid.. and *so* cute in that trenchcoat... She snapped herself out of her fangirl stupor. "Dibby, what's wrong with you?" she cried.
-------CryingChild/Zim-------
"I know you're working for the Dib-human! I saw you talking with one of his filthy minions! Tell me what you know!" Zim loomed over CryingChild on his mechanical legs. CryingChild tried *hard* not to fall into a fangirl stupor at the sight, this was serious! Filthy minions? Zim could only be reffering to one person, after all, it wasn't as if Dib had half the skool behind him. She looked innocently up at Zim, "Zimmy," she implored, "ZaiFae isn't-"
---------ZaiFae/Dib----------
"On your side Dib! I swear!" ZaiFae all but sobbed. Dib looked at her skeptically. "Then what were you doing with that... strange... thing, huh??? She's practically ready to hand over humanity to Zim, I wouldn't be surprised if SHE was an alien too!" ZaiFae's mind raced, how could she convince Dib she wanted to help him save the world? If he had actually *seen* her talking to- Suddenly insparation struck. "Dib," she said *almost* condescendingly, but somehow still adoringly, "You didn't see me talking to *Zim* did you?" "Huh?" Dib said, still mid-rant, "You've been talking to Zim *too*?? I knew it!"
"No, no!" ZaiFae hastened, "My point is I *haven't* been talking to Zim! That girl I was talking to is-"
-------CryingChild/Zim-------
"...A double agent! She's helping me gather, um, crucial information about Dib, and his-"
---------ZaiFae/Dib----------
"...Weaknesses! With her help we can find out what Zim is vunerable and stop him from-"
-------CryingChild/Zim-------
"...Rule the world! Neat huh?" CryingChild said, punctuating her sentance with nervous laugher. Zim lowered himself to the ground. Good... not wanting to kill me is goooood... CryingChild thought. "A double agent..." Zim mused, "Then tell me Earth-stink..."
---------ZaiFae/Dib----------
"...What has she found out so far?" Dib asked, ever-suspicious. ZaiFae chewed her lower lip. "Ummm.. He eats a lot of Cheetos?"
-------CryingChild/Zim-------
Zim stared at her blankly. "What is this... Chee-toes?" he asked. CryingChild held in the chuckle of the century, and walked towards, then into, the skool. Zim followed. As she filled him in on the basics of the snack, they breifly passed Dib, who was too busy talking to ZaiFae to aknowledge them. "I didn't say she was a *good* double agent!" ZaiFae said defensively. Dib frowned. "Feh, Cheetos," he said, "Some secret weakness! Although... maybe there's a chemical in them that has an addictive quality... like caffine or nicotine is to humans..." ZaiFae sighed contentedly as they walked in, Dib conjoring various plans involving Cheetos, and Zaifae smiling and nodding encouragingly. All was right with the world.
-------On the way home from skool------
"And *he* thought you were an alien!" ZaiFae laughed "He probably still does!" CryingChild doubled over in joyful giggles. "I thought you'd like that." ZaiFae said, "So does Zim have a clue about me?" "Not an inkling," CryingChild replied. ZaiFae tsked. "Can't even recognize one of his own species... clueless." "But soooo cute..." CryingChild said dreamily. ZaiFae rolled her eyes.
----Sevral feet away-----
Zim and Dib looked at the retreating pair, each with a secretive smile on thier respective faces. They glared smugly at each other, then turned and walked towards their houses. "Heheheh, moron." They silmultaniously muttered quietly.
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MAN do I ever love writing that... thing where two people are talking, and you cut back and forth, and they finish each other's sentances without realizing it! (I hope I don't overdo it =) I love it so much!!!! Pretty phreaky coincidence though huh? I like Cheetos.
DON'T GO AWAY!!! There will be an epilouge soon! I already have a pretty good idea of what it's gonna say, and it's cool, so DON'T LEAVE! K?
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The dark, sullen figure of Gaz sat hunched, unsurprisingly, over her Gameslave, while her brother sat next to her, glaring across the kafiteria at Zim, who no longer sat alone, as a small blonde figure now ate with him. There was only one more person who needed to be added to the mix...
"Whoo! Yeah! Go ZaiFae!" CryingChild yelled. The figure which had previously been headed towards Dib turned and drew her hand rapidly across her throat, in the universal 'Shut it!' gesture. Invader ZaiFae then closed the distance between her and Dib. "Hi!" she said casually, then leaned in conspiratorily. "Don't tell anyone," she whispered, "But I think that green kid over there -you know, the one running in fear from his mashed potatoes- is an alien." Dib's face twisted into a look of surprise, and ZaiFae feigned dissapointment. "You don't believe me do you?" She said sadly. "This is just like it was back in wherever I'm from! Everyone calling me crazy and picking apart my theories!" She turned away so that Dib wouldn't see the smile creeping up her face.
----That Day, After Skool ------
"...And then we talked about the migratory patterns of the North American Wererabbit for twenty minutes straight! And I was just making stuff up, but he pretended to understand anyway! It was so cool!" ZaiFae finished. She and CryingChild were walking home, discussing the day's events. Neither of them was quite sure where they lived, but that was okay, because they knew they would time-hiccup to their seperate destinations eventually. "So," she continued, "How was YOUR day?" CryingChild smiled dreamily. "Today Zim called me a filth-encrusted stench bag." she said blissfully. "Sounds like love." ZaiFae replied, raising an eyebrow.
They continued on their merry way, unaware of the two that were watching them.
Dib and Zim were in the middle of their daily after-skool deathglare when Dib noticed CryingChild and ZaiFae walking together. "I knew it!" he cried, "No human knows that much about Wererabbit breeding!" Zim turned in the direction of his foe's stare. "What is *my* human doing talking to that... friend-of-Dib?" He muttered. Dib ran off screaming about conspiracies, and that THIS was why he could never get a girlfriend, because they always ended up being poised on world domination. Meanwhile, Zim began cursing everyone in the immideate vicinity, until he was frightened off by a chihauha.
-----The next day, on the way to skool---
"I just don't understand Irken girls who like Dib!" CryingChild declared, "I mean, wouldn't you *rather* be with one of your species?" "You know what *I* don't understand?" ZaiFae countered, "Human girls who like Zim. I mean, wouldn't you *rather* be with one of your species?" CryingChild grinned sheepishly. "Okay, point made, comment withdrawn." She said. ZaiFae grinned triumphantly, but her grin faded as she noticed a familar figure on the horizon. "Zim." she said distastefully, then turned to CryingChild. "I'll see you later." she said, walking off. CryingChild waved goodbye by making several animal sounds, then eagerly skipped ahead to catch up with the waiting Invader.
She wasn't at all detered by his angry expression, after all, it was rare that he had any other. She reached him, grinning painfully wide. Zim glared at her and shouted. "Alright, out with it human! What is your connection with *Dib*? Don't try to hide it from me!" CryingChild gaped at him. "Is this about that black trenchcoat I bought? I swear, it has nothing to do with him, I just think it looks cool!" "Don't play dumb with me!" Zim shot back. CryingChild looked distraught, "I swear!" she pleaded, "I'm not playing! I really AM dumb! What are you talking about??"
-----Meanwhile----
ZaiFae sighed contentedly as she strode between the casualties of the playground and those frantically trying to scale the barbed wire fence, up the steps to the skool, and smiled as she recognized Dib waiting for her by the door. Her smile faltered as she noticed he was looking at her in the hateful manner he usually reserved for Zim. (A/N: Insert painful never-ending writer's block *here*... then move on.) "What's up Dibby?" She asked cheerfully. Dib pointed at her accusingly, "I just want you to know I'm *on* to your little tricks ZaiFae! And you'll never, EVER win, you hear me! Not even if you win! Wait... I mean, um... just stay away from me!" "What are you talking about??" ZaiFae asked, she couldn't believe what she was hearing, there was no WAY he could have seen through her disguise! Then again, he really *was* brillant... and paranoid.. and *so* cute in that trenchcoat... She snapped herself out of her fangirl stupor. "Dibby, what's wrong with you?" she cried.
-------CryingChild/Zim-------
"I know you're working for the Dib-human! I saw you talking with one of his filthy minions! Tell me what you know!" Zim loomed over CryingChild on his mechanical legs. CryingChild tried *hard* not to fall into a fangirl stupor at the sight, this was serious! Filthy minions? Zim could only be reffering to one person, after all, it wasn't as if Dib had half the skool behind him. She looked innocently up at Zim, "Zimmy," she implored, "ZaiFae isn't-"
---------ZaiFae/Dib----------
"On your side Dib! I swear!" ZaiFae all but sobbed. Dib looked at her skeptically. "Then what were you doing with that... strange... thing, huh??? She's practically ready to hand over humanity to Zim, I wouldn't be surprised if SHE was an alien too!" ZaiFae's mind raced, how could she convince Dib she wanted to help him save the world? If he had actually *seen* her talking to- Suddenly insparation struck. "Dib," she said *almost* condescendingly, but somehow still adoringly, "You didn't see me talking to *Zim* did you?" "Huh?" Dib said, still mid-rant, "You've been talking to Zim *too*?? I knew it!"
"No, no!" ZaiFae hastened, "My point is I *haven't* been talking to Zim! That girl I was talking to is-"
-------CryingChild/Zim-------
"...A double agent! She's helping me gather, um, crucial information about Dib, and his-"
---------ZaiFae/Dib----------
"...Weaknesses! With her help we can find out what Zim is vunerable and stop him from-"
-------CryingChild/Zim-------
"...Rule the world! Neat huh?" CryingChild said, punctuating her sentance with nervous laugher. Zim lowered himself to the ground. Good... not wanting to kill me is goooood... CryingChild thought. "A double agent..." Zim mused, "Then tell me Earth-stink..."
---------ZaiFae/Dib----------
"...What has she found out so far?" Dib asked, ever-suspicious. ZaiFae chewed her lower lip. "Ummm.. He eats a lot of Cheetos?"
-------CryingChild/Zim-------
Zim stared at her blankly. "What is this... Chee-toes?" he asked. CryingChild held in the chuckle of the century, and walked towards, then into, the skool. Zim followed. As she filled him in on the basics of the snack, they breifly passed Dib, who was too busy talking to ZaiFae to aknowledge them. "I didn't say she was a *good* double agent!" ZaiFae said defensively. Dib frowned. "Feh, Cheetos," he said, "Some secret weakness! Although... maybe there's a chemical in them that has an addictive quality... like caffine or nicotine is to humans..." ZaiFae sighed contentedly as they walked in, Dib conjoring various plans involving Cheetos, and Zaifae smiling and nodding encouragingly. All was right with the world.
-------On the way home from skool------
"And *he* thought you were an alien!" ZaiFae laughed "He probably still does!" CryingChild doubled over in joyful giggles. "I thought you'd like that." ZaiFae said, "So does Zim have a clue about me?" "Not an inkling," CryingChild replied. ZaiFae tsked. "Can't even recognize one of his own species... clueless." "But soooo cute..." CryingChild said dreamily. ZaiFae rolled her eyes.
----Sevral feet away-----
Zim and Dib looked at the retreating pair, each with a secretive smile on thier respective faces. They glared smugly at each other, then turned and walked towards their houses. "Heheheh, moron." They silmultaniously muttered quietly.
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MAN do I ever love writing that... thing where two people are talking, and you cut back and forth, and they finish each other's sentances without realizing it! (I hope I don't overdo it =) I love it so much!!!! Pretty phreaky coincidence though huh? I like Cheetos.
DON'T GO AWAY!!! There will be an epilouge soon! I already have a pretty good idea of what it's gonna say, and it's cool, so DON'T LEAVE! K?
