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Shippo: Oh I'm drivin' a Truck. Drivin a big ol' truck. Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck. Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn. Drivin' a truck with my...What the? {screeches to a halt upon nearly running a guy over} Watch where you're goin'!
Fieldy: Sorry, but my friend Jon has been kidnapped by bigfoot to be made a loveslave. I need to find him before that happens!
Shippo: Ya don't say. It's the weirdest thing, but something like that happened to a friend of mine.
Fieldy: What happened?
Shippo: Hell if I know. We never bothered to look for him
Fieldy: Oh...Well, can you give me a ride? We can drive around and look for Jon and if we find your friend too, then we'll be even
Shippo: {thinks} Ok, but you pay for gas

{Meanwhile, with the rest of KoRn and the DBZ people}
David: This is just great. First Jon is kidnapped, then Fieldy runs off by himself!
Munky: It's ok. There's a tracking device on the back of our necks. We'll just use Jon's computer to find Fieldy
{Everyone stares at Munky}
Trunks: Shouldn't we use it to find Jon first? I mean, Fieldy's nice and all, but he wasn't kidnapped by a guy with feet the size of a house
Munky: Jon doesn't have one! He's the one that put them on the rest of us
Head: So that's why he keeps shoving our heads under those scanner things at K-Mart?
Munky: Yep. He does that to make sure they still work.

{Back with Fieldy and Shippo}
Fieldy: Stop the truck!
Shippo: What the hell for?
Fieldy: Girl in Miniskirt
{Both stare at Sailor Venus}
Fieldy: {Jumps out of the truck in front of Venus} Hey. Long time no see
Venus: Hey Fieldy! The girls and I have missed you.
Fieldy: I'm a missable guy
Shippo: {Jumps from the truck and hugs Venus's leg} Hey babe. Nice ta see ya
Venus: Uh...a little kid is hugging my legs.
Shippo: I'm bigger then you'd think babe
{Fieldy laughs as Venus tries to guess what that meant}
Shippo: I can see up your skirt
Venus: Ecchi! {Stomps Shippo's head}

{Suddenly, the other scoust come up for no reason what so ever!}

Moon: A PUPPY! {Hugs Shippo to her chest} he's SO CUTE!
Shippo: I'm not a puppy, but I'd gladly be one if you want
Moon: AH! A talking thing! {Moon drops Shippo}
Mercury: My computer says he's a demon of the fox variety.
Jupiter: If he's a demon, I say we fry him!
Shippo: I'm a good little demon.
Mars: I say we just kill the demon and use his skin to make Chibi Chibi a coat
Fieldy: Hey! This little guy gave me a ride and he's helping me find Jon! Don't kill him!
Moon: Jon's missing?
Fieldy: He was kidnapped by bigfoot to be made a loveslave!
Moon: {Growls} If anyone's gonna make Jon a loveslave, it's gonna be me!
{a lawyer taps Moon on the shoulder}
Lawyer1: We'll be seeing you in court on Monday
Mars: What the hell for?
Lawyer2: {Holds up paper} You're leader, Sailormoon, said the words 'It's Gonna Be Me.' As I'm sure you know, that is a song by N*SYNC. You have no copyright, so our client is suing.
Fieldy: Hey. Aren't you Metallica's lawyers?
Lawyer1: Yes, and for saying their name, we will also see you on Monday
Venus: Why are they suing us? We're just a bald guy, a fox demon and five beautiful girls in super short miniskirts
Pluto: Six
Lawyer2: True as that is, your bald friend said our top clients name
Pluto: But don't you have to sue yourselves for saying N*SYNC?
Lawyer2: No. They consider it free advertising and wish the name N'SYNC is said as many times as possible in this story. N*SYNC is great.
Moon: But since I said the name of one of their songs, isn't that free advertising too?
{Lawyer1 and 2 talk quietly}
Lawyer1: Yes, Your charges are dropped.
Mercury: But since you came under unjust presences, Fieldy's charges should be dropped as well since he would not have said anything about {dubbed voice}Metallica{end dubbed voice} had it not been for you coming here and giving Sailormoon a bogus law suit
Lawyer2: Um...
{Both Lawyers run away shouting N*SYNC}
Venus: I finally understand why I like the Backstreet Boys better then N*SYNC
{Backstreet's Lawyer walks up and hands each of them an official looking paper}
Jupiter: Nick is suing us too? Oh woe is me! The cutest guy in the world in suing me because of my best friend!
BSB Lawyer: We're not suing. These are 'thank you's for saying that the Backstreet Boys are better then N*SYNC. There is also checks inclosed. Sailor Jupiter, you may have this in addition to the check for saying that Nick is the cutest guy in the world
{Jupiter gets a huge piece of pure gold}
Fieldy: Thanks dude. Hey have you seen Bigfoot? he kidnapped my friend Jon to make him a loveslave. We need to find Jon ASAP
BSB Lawyer: Nope. Sorry. me and my clients will let you if we see anything
{Lawyers1 and 2 run by again screaming N*SYNC when suddenly they and Rob Zombie blow up in a ball of light}
Vegeta: I've been wanting to do that
Moon: Vegeta! Hey!
Gohan: Hey bitch. How's my fucking fucked up fucker of kids doin?
Moon: Little Joe is doing ok. The rest stole my mom's car and moved to Canada
Vegeta: God damn those fucking fucked up fucks of grandkids
Shippo: Thank God I'm not part of that family