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Carson: Folks. Courtney Love has been missing for two days now
Courtney: No I haven't. I'm right behind you
Carson: Don't scare people like that! You know very well I never look back there
{Carson and Courtney start making out}
Camera guy1: This is good stuff
Camera guy2: Yea. Sure is. Can we show this on TV?
Camera guy1: Dude, it's live. We ARE showing this on TV

{Later that day, our heroes reach New York}

{Bulma sneaks into David's tent}
Bulma: Oh David! {jumps on top of David's sleeping form}
David: AHH! I'm being attacked!
Bulma: Quite! Do you want Vegeta to hear you?
David: Bulma? What the hell are you doing in my tent? Get out!
Trunks: Ah ha! I knew I'd find you here.
David: Trunks! She jumped me! I swear I didn't do anything!
Trunks: I know that. It's my mom that should be sorry. Cheating on Dad. Really mom. Bra isn't even a year old and you're already jumping people!


Shippo: Damn. No one likes me. I knew I should have made Inu-Yasha my role model and not the dirty minded monk
Pluto: I know how you feel. Nobody likes me either
Shippo: What do you mean? You're hot. The tallest shout, not to mention tan
Pluto: {looks at Shippo strangely} Are you saying you like me?
Shippo: Yea. I am
{Pluto grabs Shippo and kisses him}
Fieldy: Hmm. There sure is a lot of kissing and lovey dovey stuff going on
Venus: What do you mean?
Munky: Carson and that Courtney Love chick started making out on TRL
Mars: And just a moment ago Bulma jumped David.
{Fieldy suddenly sees something}
Fieldy: Hey! I thought Vegeta smoked all of this!


Shippo: So. Pluto. How does it feel to have to have a fox demon as a lover?
Pluto: Better then I thought
Shippo: {Grins} And it'll get better with time. If you think I'm good at three, wait till I'm grown up
Pluto: I hold the key of time. I don't need to wait. {Hits him on the head with the time key so that he goes from Three years old to Fifteen so that he's now the same age as Goten and the scouts}
Shippo: Cool
Fieldy: I'm the invisible king of Finland! Whooo!
Shippo: Shit. He found the pot


Venus: Fieldy's running around naked! My dreams are coming true! {Chases after the naked Fieldy as he runs around the tour bus} Come here King of Finland!
David: Not again...{Shuts the door} So Mercury, any leads?
Mercury: {Looks up from her computer} Well, yes. It turns out that the ink used in Jon's HIV tattoo is very rare. It was used on only ten people before the Government burned down the house in which it was made. I have picked the signal the ink sends off and since there are only ten people, we should be able to find him
Moon: After we find him, can I make him MY loveslave?
Gohan: Damn bitchy slut bitch. You the fucking mother of my god damn bastard kids!
Moon: You did Videl!
Gohan: So?
Moon: She dresses like a boy! I can never love a man that sleeps around with girls that look manlier then Cape-boy!
Tux: Hey! That is not-
{Is cut off when Pluto stabs him through the chest with her time key}
Mars: Pluto...why are you wearing the blankets like a toga?
Shippo: Toga party
Goku: TOGA TOGA!
Moon: {Looks at Shippo} Who are you? {Shippo flips her skirt up} Oh yea {slaps Shippo}


Zombie: I'm drivin his truck. Drivin his big ol truck. I stole it from little guy, at the break of dawn, now he and his friends are long gone


{Shippo's demon ears pick up the sound of Rob Zombie making fun of the song he'd been singing when he was attacked}
Shippo: You guys, I'll be right back
Pluto: Want some company?
Shippo: No. We'll mate again later. I have something that needs to be done
Mars: Oh? And what would that be evil demon?
Shippo: Kill Rob Zombie{dramatic music}


Zombie: With this super rare ink, I will give myself the worlds coolest tattoo. The last person to have ever been given a tattoo with this ink was none other then the kidnapped Jon.
{Shippo lands on the hood of the truck}
Shippo: You fucking bastard. You painted my truck!
Zombie: Who are you?...wait. You're that little guy that I threw out the window! How did you get so big?
Shippo: I mated with the guardian of time. She let me grow up so people wouldn't stare as much when we makeout in public
Zombie: If I fuck her too, will she let me live forever?
Shippo: You dick! You paint my truck and now you wanna do my mate? Die!
{Shippo uses his demon claws to stab Zombie through the eye}
Zombie: AHHHH! Damn it little demon. I will surly die soon now. You cut my brain open. Please, before I die, will you give me a tattoo with this ink?
Shippo: I'll give you a tattoo all right! {Stabs his other eye with the ink}
{Zombie's head blows up}
Shippo: Damn. Now I need to get the seats redone.

Mercury: I have a lock! This match is only on the other side of that big rock!
All: YAY!
Moon: Hmm. So many choices. Do I want to put Jon in Handcuffs or ropes?
Gohan: Damn fucking bitchy bitch of shit-
Goten: Ten bucks says he passes out before he's done cussing her out
Jupiter: You're on!
Gohan: fucker fucking bitchy slut god damned-
Trunks: Another ten says she doesn't notice
{All three laugh and take out their money}

Goten: I don't get it. This wasn't strip poker. How did she win all our clothes except our boxers?
Trunks: Uh...That's the thing. She won our boxers too. I bought them back
Goten: Really? Great! With what?
Trunks: Uh...
Jupiter: Now you're mine! {Grabs Goten} Hey Serena, can I borrow those handcuffs?
Goten: You bought our boxers back with my body?! I'd rather run around naked then be the play thing for a beautiful, horny goddess of thunder...ok. Maybe this IS for the better.

Goku: Hmmm. Oh wow! E really does equal MC²!
David: Yea. I guess some old dead guys really know what they where talking about
Bulma: You look really pretty when your mouth moves
Mercury: Hello? Isn't anyone listening to me?
Moon: I am, but Gohan isn't. He's cussing
Gohan: Mother fucker. {Passes out now that he's done}
Jupiter: Oh Goten, now you are mine. Your dad is dumb and your mom is busy with her grandson Little Joe so no one will look for you. You will finally learn why I am the scout of strength
Mercury: STOP FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER AND LISTEN TO ME!
{Everyone stares at Mercury}
Mercury: Better. Now we have joined together not to have an orgy but to save Jon from this person with big feet. Now to find him we need to track this ink stuff. There is a match just on the other side of that big strange rock. Now GO LOOK!
{Everyone else except David runs off the bus}
David: I never knew you where such a powerful speaker

Moon: AHH! It's a headless guy!
Shippo: Huh? Oh....um. Yea...uh, I gotta ask the bus driver something
{Shippo runs toward the bus leaving a trail of blood from his claws}
Head: He wasn't always headless. Look, there's a needle of some kind in what looks like an eye socket
{Goku pokes it with a stick and the remaining ink explodes in a big fire ball and everybody dies!}




{Just kidding}
Munky: I get the feeling that who ever kidnapped Jon KNEW that Goku's childlike brain would want to poke that...thing, with a stick causing it to blow up in our faces so the blast would cover his/her tracks
Ash: Golly gee willikers. It's strange people in funny clothes
Moon: AHHH! It's a big yellow rat! I wish Jon was here to save me!
Gohan: Fucking stupid bitch. I'm your god damn fucker husband! I'll do all the fucking fucktidy saving! {Kills Ash}
Pluto: Hmmm. This is odd. That's the second person to show up out of nowhere. First Darien showed up on the bus and now the kid with the big yellow rat
Misty: It's a pokemon
Pluto: Hmm? Oh. My mistake...wait...who are you?
Misty: I'm Misty. Who killed Ash?
Gohan: I did.
{Misty kisses Gohan}
Pluto: As I was saying, there must be a reason for why. Why was only Jon kidnapped? Why do these people keep showing up out of nowhere? Why did my mate have blood on his claws?
Goku: Hey...Didn't we meet Shippo after all this started happening? I mean, where was he in the concert? And why does he always disappear right before we find a clue?
Venus: All the clues point to him.
Jupiter: No they don't. They all point to my ex-boyfriend! he has big feet!


Mr. Movie Megaphone: Next time, on KoRn and DBZ's Wacky Senseless Adventure Thing, will our heroes fight Shippo or look for Lita's ex? Or will they call the whole thing off to eat lunch? Find out next time on KoRn and DBZ's Wacky Senseless Adventure Thing!