Mr. Movie Megaphone:Last time on the KoRn and DBZ's Wacky Senseless Adventure some stuff happened and then some more stuff and finally more stuff and now we rejoin our heroes in KoRn and DBZ's Wacky Senseless Adventure

{the KoRnmobile has left New York and they are now in lets see the dart I threw at the map landed on California}

Goku:{is wandering the streets of Los Angeles alone}
Security Guard:Hey!how'd you get in here this is a closed set
Goku:Oh no the Fuzz!{hops in a nearby golf cart and drives off}Freedom!Freedom!{hits a sunset background}
Director:Cut{hops out of his chair with his name on the back and runs over to Goku}you with the hair!you your-
Goku:You'll never take me to the pokey{attempts to run into the sunset again}
Director:no..your my new stunt double for Tom Cruise your stupid,muscular, and thats about all and thats why your perfect
Goku:How much do I get payed?
Director:Nothing
Goku:Triple it and we have a deal
Director:um alright
Goku:Whoo-hoo

{later that day}

Goku:{is on break and sees a sandwich}food{steals it and eats it without taking off the plastic wrapper}
Tom Cruise:hey Goku
Goku:{swallows the last of the plastic wrapper}Hey Tom
Tom:{grabs an extra and starts shaking him}dammit did you eat my sandwich{ stops shaking him and turns his head to see Goku dissappear around a corner and he grabs a Golf Club from nowhere and hops in his personal golf cart and chases him}
Goku:help Tom Cruise is chasing me because I ate his sandwich!{runs through several movie sets and after about 20 minutes of running Tom has given up chase and returned to his trailer to cry}

{Elsewhere everyone is sitting outside a Scottish themed restraunt named McDonalds and goes in when a girl with long blue hair in a leather outfit comes up to Goten before he gets in}

Sasami:hey big boy looking for a good time?
Goten:Sure
Sasami:Its $50 an hour
Goten:ah your a prostitute?
Sasami:No shit!now you gonna give me my money or not?
Goten:Bitch your like 9 or 10 or somethin
Sasami:{starts crying}

{from the shadows steps a skinny guy in a pimp suit and hat}

Tenchi:you there quit messing with my ho's or i'll pop a cap in your ass
Goten:why the fuck are you pimping 10 year old girls?
Tenchi:they're much better in bed..but nevermind that now come with me I have something to show you
Goten:its not another 10 year old prostitute is it?
Tenchi:I can tell you're a man who likes older women come back to my place and i'll show you the full selection
Goten:I don't wanna go with you
Tenchi:{fixes his hat and jumps at Goten tackling him to the ground and forcing a red pill down his throat like in the Matrix}
Goten:ay!what the fu-{passes out}

{somewhere far away pretty much just a totally white room much like the gun room in the Matrix because this is the Matrix portion of the story}

Goten:{wakes up in a white goo naked}godamnit I told her I wasn't looking for no good time
Tenchi:{comes out of nowhere}
Goten:damnit wha the hell did you do with me I hope this goo isn't what I think it is
Tenchi:Welcome to the Ho Room we have a wide variety to choose from{turns around and spreads his arms and long rows come from nowhere}
Goten:What the fuck?
{From one of the rows comes a girl with silver hair}
Ryoko:Me so horny!
Goten:huh?
Ryoko:Me love you long time
Goten:speak english bitch
Ryoko:Sucky sucky 5 dollar
Goten:I don't have 5 dollar
Tenchi:{pushes Ryoko back into the rack and pulls out Ayeka}
Ayeka:{cracks a whip}get down on your knees and beg for me bitch
Goten:{pushes her back into the rack}can I leave now?
Tenchi:just one moment{makes the racks disappear and a stereo and chair appear}
Goten:what the fuck you doin?
Tenchi:{takes his hat off and presses a button on the stereo and a Village People song begins to play and he takes his tie off and throws it away then he begins to take off his shirt and swings it above his head}
Goten:alright thats just about enough of that
Tenchi:{tears his pants away so he's in his boxers and he begins to hump the back of the chair}come and get it big guy
Goten:alright thats definitely enough of that{pulls the chair out from underneath of him and grabs the chair and beats him with then running off but finding no escape}

{goes back to Goku who's running through the streets naked screaming insane things and running up a hill}

Goku:Ahrahaharawahaglayvin{dances naked on top of the large Holly Wood signs H and falls off into a tree he then hops out of the tree and begins to slide down the hill singing the whole way}We can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind cause if they don't and if they don't dance then they're{hits a streetlight and is knocked unconcious}

{Elsewhere...}

Marilyn Manson:{walking along the roadside}lalalalalala{stops when he sees Rob Zombies blown apart corpse}look a puzzle{picks him up and takes him back to his home and begins to assemble him}foot bones connected to the something..red things connected to my wristwatch oops hope that wasnt important there we go its done hmm it looks alot like Rob Zombie
Rob Zombie:{springs to life and breaks Mansons balls before killing him and begins searching his house for Jon}damnit Jon's not here I should've known that Manson was lying why else would he make such stupid demands
Figure from the shadows:Foolish Zombie of course he never had Jon it was all just tricks he was nothing more than a puppet dancing upon my proverbial strings of evil you will never find Jon{geeky laugh then dissapears}
Rob Zombie:No it can't be theres no way{stands stunned}

{still elsewhere}

Sailor Moon:Has anyone seen Goten?
Gohan:Not fucking lately I bet the little prick got lost
Vegeta:who fucking cares aren't we supposed to be looking for Lita's ex anyways
Fieldy:yeah but we wanted lunch first besides Mansons house is here in Californey
Mercury:why is Fieldy talkin like that?
Vegeta:how should I fuckin know why he talks how he does where the hells that bitch Bulma I need some goddamn poontang


To be continued...

Next time in this story thing:Will the true enemy reveal themselves?will they search for Lita's ex?will they go to Manson's house and find him dead and then kill Zombie again?and possibly the most important question:Will Vegeta get godamn poontang?the answer is no for the last one I mean not the others those are maybes