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A/N: I wrote this story a long time ago. I found it in our old computer and decided to upload it.

Flabbergast

By Chimera

"What'd you think they've been doing inside?"

Duo asked Hilde as their ears were glued to the door to Heero's bedroom.

It's been four days since the first sighting of the couple's unusual demeanor. Every day at around five in the afternoon, after Relena's departure from her fatiguing drudgery, Heero would pick her up at the office and head to the boys' condominium. After that, they would eat a little snack and go into Heero's bedroom, and lock the door.

"Do you think they're, um, actually, doing you-know-what?"

Hilde said as she and Duo plopped down on the couch, away from the bedroom. Duo put an arm around his girlfriend.

"Maybe. I never thought they'd do it that fast considering Relena's schedule and position and Heero's reticence and all. Besides, they haven't even made public their relationship."

"Reticence? Where'd you get that word? Duo, I didn't know you could actually say words like that."

"Shut up. I do read, sometimes, you know."

"Just kidding."

They both sighed. Hilde looked at her watch.

"It's been two hours already. Don't you think they're…"

"Hilde, they've got to do what they want to do."

"Maybe they'll announce their being a couple on Saturday when we go to Quatre's house for his birthday."

"Hope so…"

Hilde leaned on Duo. There was total silence when suddenly…

"Ouch! Heero, that hurt!"

"Stay put! I'm trying to get it out!"

"Heero, I can't see! My eyes are watering up!"

Duo and Hilde looked at each other and the look on their faces was a cross between bewildered and amused. Suddenly, the door opened and out come Heero carrying Relena with her hands on her face. Heero carried Relena to the kitchen and sat her down on the counter by the sink.

"What's the matter, Heero?"

Asked the grinning Duo with Hilde checking Relena out.

"She's got glitters in her eyes."

Glitters? Boy, they're partying.

Duo thought, then Hilde suggested something.

"Why don't you call a doctor?"

"No. There's just little. We could take it out."

Heero said as he ushered Relena to the sink to wash her eyes. Duo and Hilde headed to Heero's bedroom and found something they've never imagined.

"So, this was what they were doing."

"No wonder they were so secretive."

Heero and Relena, all-washed up already, went back to his bedroom and confessed.

"Alright, alright, we were making a surprise present for Quatre on his birthday this Saturday."

Said Relena as she started cleaning up their mess.

"We were keeping it a secret because you, Duo, might blab it to everyone."

Said Heero as he followed the cleaning-up.

Duo and Hilde went outside and plopped down on the couch.

"All along I thought they were doing something good for a change."

"Honestly, Duo, you are so green-minded. Their present's good, you know."

"Yeah, but you've got to admit, what we thought what they were doing before was better, right?"

"Oh, Duo. If you want it to happen that much, why don't we…"

Hilde was cut off by Duo who suddenly jumped on her and started to kiss her.

A/N: Well, I hope you liked it. I would love to hear your insights and suggestions. By the way, this is the first fanfic I've ever uploaded for everyone to read. Thanks!