Title: The Mulder and Scully Song

Rating: G

Author: Jillian, my little sister (she's nine)

Summary: I was laughing my butt off! I found this in my sister's notebook. She always tells me I'm obsessed with the X-files like it's a bad thing! She acts like she has something against the X-files when she's writing songs about the characters! AHH!

Well, here it is- remember it's not mine!



The Mulder and Scully Song

You got a monster in your closest or a zombie under your bed?

Are you going to call the Goastbusters?

Have you had a rock thrown at your head?

You gonna call

Chorse

Mu Mu Mu Mulder

Scu Scu Scu Scully

They'll load up their guns

Fire. 3, 2, 1!

You being chased by a goast

Well, then I guess you're toast

(With those Goastbusters!)

But wait a sec!

There's someone walking on your deck

It's an alien! Pick up the phone, dial 911

Scream and shout then who will show up?

I said who will show up?

Chorse

Mu Mu Mu Mulder

Scu Scu Scu Scully

They'll load up their guns

Fire. 3, 2, 1!



Yes, I realized I spelled Ghost and Chorus wrong, but I left it the way my nine-year-old sister wrote it! I know it was dumb, but I got a good laugh out of it!

~Jamie