Disclaimer: Just to let you know, in previous chapters and here in the Epilogue I used a few references to things including but not limited to Sithlemania, the Force Version 3.0, and Climbo. These are not my ideas, they are concepts taken from stories by various authors on the TF.N message boards. Read my postscript at the bottom for more details. Thanks to them for the great ideas!

~Epilogue~



Man in White Robe: Next.

Mara: Is thisa heaven?

Man in White Robe: Afraid not. Welcome to Climbo, where Star Wars characters go after they're killed but before they're cloned by EU authors. Hmm. . . what's this?

He pulls a sticky note in Luke's handwriting from the front of Mara's sexy Gungan dress.

Man in White Robe: (reading) Do not return to sender.

Voice: Wowsa, dat is one sexy Gungan!

Mara: Whosa said dat?

Jar-Jar Binks: Hey, baby, whatsa YOUSA name? (pinches Mara's butt) Wesa gonna spend LOTSA time togedder.

Mara: Dis is gonna be a long afterlife.



~ THE END ~



[A/N: Postscript] * Takes a bow * Thank you, thank you! I quite enjoyed that myself. -evil grin- To get the most out of this story and really understand some of the references to inside jokes (Colaa, the Force Version 3.0, The Force for Dummies, Sithlemania, and Climbo) do as Mara the Uberbitch said in chapter three and pay a visit to theforce.net message boards. There is a HUGE thread under the "Movies" category in the "Attack of the Clones Spoilers" forum entitled "A Great Scene for the EU- Exploited Universe" by Darth Holliday. We are the Ex-EU, and we are strong!! If you liked this story and hate the EU, there are many other hilarious Ex-EU stories posted under that thread by many different authors, most of whom write better than I do. Fellow Ex-EUers are always welcome, and we have many friends who actually support the EU as well, but flamers beware! The thread has been around for a year and a half and we have survived more attacks than the Millennium Falcon. If you go, PM me! I'm Icefire_Queen, same as here but with a _ between Icefire and Queen. Once again, thank you![/]