Practice Doesn't Always Make Perfect

By: Saturn-Chan (blah blah blah no one cares.)

"No way you can beat me Gohan!" shot Kakarott across the card table.

"Have a two?" inquired Gohan.

Kakarott stared blankly at his cards. No way how did he know.... "I hate you Gohan, you beat me! Again!" the stupid man exclaimed as he tossed the playing cards in the air. "Ok maybe I don't hate you but you always beat me."

Gohan ceased dancing his victory dance and glared over his shoulder. "So, point being..." Gohan then proceeded to dance some more.

"So!? So!? What do you mean so!? Haven't you noticed that we've played 100 times this week, and I haven't won a single game!?" the common Saiyan hotly asked.

"Yes I have noticed! You suck at this game! That's why you lose! Now quit interrupting my mindless dance!" yelled the now very pissed off Gohan.

"Gohan..." Chi-Chi, the devil woman, scolded as she hit her S.D.D.F.P.H.F.I.L. (Super-D-Duper Frying Pan from HFIL) against her hand. "If you say your father sucks one more time I'll hit you repeatedly over the head with a sled." she continued.

"Umm...Mom, that's what Saturn does. You do 'The Frying Pan Thing'" the not- so-smart-at-the-moment-Gohan corrected.

"Huh?" I stupidly asked as I looked up from my computer, where I was typing The Senzu Dud Caper. "Did someone say my name? I'm pretty sure they mentioned a sled too, if anyone even said my name... I'm confoosed!"

To see what happens to Gohan read on. Also, if you want to see if I get my brain back from the evil mice from the planet Cluck read on. wait, it's to see if I get my brain back from my absent-mindedness. But before I write more, give me at least 2 nice reviews.